What would Jesus do?

@strangetales said:

@deus said:

@noone301994 said:

Sorry to the above posters for the post tree, but this is too awesome not to repost. Thanks, @noone301994. You still got it.

First you say he would use his powers, then you say he wouldn't. So which one is it?

He would join in because jesus is a rapist

bet this made someone mad, come at me.

Well, you can also interpret Jesus in His Revelation persona which will be much different than His Gospel persona. When He came 2000 years ago, He was here to be the Lamb of God. When He returns again, He will come as an Avenging God of flame. So, if He came in the course of a rape, He would save and heal the woman and obliterate the bandits; in Revelation, Jesus is going to come in the form of an eleventh hour miracle and lay waste to the army of darkness, leaving rivers of blood and obliteration; Satan, the ant-Christ, the False Prophet, and demons will not be spared this carnage.

What proof do you have that Jesus was diluted? No one among even His enemies claimed Jesus was crazy. Jesus obviously substantiated all of His claims, because He amazed a gathering of thousands and than spawned a religion of billions. His most extraordinary following came during the first 350 years of Christianity, when millions of Christians amazed under imminent threat of persecution. Actually, it’s you who’s sounding diluted in being in denial about the true nature of Jesus which is in accordance with all of His claims. Christianity is the product of others tooting Jesus’s horn not Jesus tooting His own horn.

He would save the girl, and try to talk the bandits out of it. If they got violent, he'd perform a miracle.

Depends if the texts about Jesus is totally right, partially right or just fiction.

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Dick Grayson would obviously kick their @sses.

Ya there is no indisputable historical evidence for Jesus as a person. For all we know he could be a legend manufactured by a guy and spread through a few writers, or a conglomerate beliefs personified as a man during that time period, or a normal man with myths attached to him by his followers, or he could be the real deal. Who knows?

Your opinion that He was deluded is indeed unsubstantiated. It is itself an extraordinary claim. Your own simple deduction based upon selective evidence is not at all intuitive let alone normative.

And speaking of which, I'm sot sure when "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" became anymore normative than "with great power comes great responsibility" but we all need our creeds now don't we?

@kuonphobos: My ''claim'' is not extraordinary nor does it even need ''substantiation''; it's rooted in probability and fairness.

My response has been posted in the religion thread.

Jesus asks his father to slay the men.

Being taught Christian values all my life, I am confident that:

• He will talk to them first;
• If the talk therapy doesn't work it's either that he'd do a miracle or
• He'd die for that girl. (Then the bandits' conscience will kick in)

Pun intended? XD

@noone301994 That has to be one of the best gifs I've ever seen.

He'd talk him down.

"Go and sin no more"- John 18:11

Well, I know what Moses would do. That was a badass killer!

He'd tell them to eat his flesh and drink his blood

They'd shoot him right in the face

@parachomp: LOL