What would Jesus do?

If Jesus came across bandits raping a girl with every intention of murdering her afterwards, would he intervene or let them kill her & let the bandits leave in peace & resurrect the girl?

Post your scenario & lets discuss what you think Jesus would do.

He'd try to talk 'em out of it.

Where do you come up with these things..?

Jesus was born to save humanity so yes.....he would save the girl.

Well of course but if they refused or turned on him, what would he do then?

That's what Batman is for.

Stop them.

He'd bust a cap in them

With force?

Yeshua was a deluded 1st Century Middle-Eastern Jew; probably Galilean. He was most likely very small (IIRC Scientific estimates put him at 5''1 and 130lbs). In addition to his small frame, he was non-violent.

How could he stop them?

@killerforhire: Perhaps. Or he could turn them into animals, or simply tell them to stop.

He would call Batman.

You assuming I implied he used force.I being a christian firmly believe he could use his Godly powers to stop them, you being an Atheist believe otherwise, not much else to discuss beyond that.

@nighthunder: Yeah I'm thinking he would just Jedi Mind Trick there asses.

@killerforhire: Yeah, same.

he would grab those bandits and tell them ''You made a grave mistake doing that'' *Rips their hearts out and throws them to The Devil*

He would do nothing, because he's a D-Bag like that.

Just kidding

Jesus summons Kratos to manhandle these b!tching Bandits

Beat the sh*t out of them.

@rogueshadow: Lmao.

He wouldn't do anything. Wanna know why? Because he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

He is probably travelling with an entourage and I think He would be even more animated than He was with the money changers in the Temple. He would have thrashed them.

But Peter would probably have been the one to really give them a solid drubbing.

I don't recall Jesus being able to do that. In fact, i think that would infringe upon the killers free will. While i imagine Jesus could stop them. He never used his powers to attack people. I imagine he would sacrifice himself, giving the girl time to escape.

@pooty: Its not a matter of whether he can, more or less whether he will. It wouldn't go against the free will thing if he told them to stop with his Godly word or saying something that would make them stop without using his Godly abilities.

Save the girl and purify their souls?

Save her of course but indirectly.

he would intervene , one story had him flip his lid when some people turned a temple into a casino of sorts, he smashed tables and threw out the gamblers. (thor fans can relate) jesus is holding back his power and does not wish to be violent. hence turn the other cheek .he wont let an innocent suffer because he believes in pacifism this is the son of god, not drake

Ugh

Jesus would be like:

@nighthunder: Someone used the term Jedi mind trick. That is a power. It's almost like telepathy. If Jesus appealed to the good in their hearts that's one thing. but using a Jedi mind trick is different

According to Christian doctrines, isn't Jesus everywhere? This means Jesus is right now looking at a young girl being gang raped.

He would prevent the bandits from harming the girl or taking it further his character would also convict them.

@mortein said:

According to Christian doctrines, isn't Jesus everywhere? This means Jesus is right now looking at a young girl being gang raped.

Jesus Christ! That's horrible.

He wouldn't interfere with thier free will

@monsterstomp:

No pun intended. :P

Well he's hardly out fighting rapists at the moment, so...

who knows

Or more precisely transmute the water in the badits' body into wine and kill them via alcohol poisoning. See what I did there. ;)

Yeshua was a deluded 1st Century Middle-Eastern Jew

Unsubstantiated claim is unsubstantiated.

So you're essentially telling us the plot of the 2000-Year-Old Virgin?

Tag me, next time.

I do not need to ''substantiate'' it because the burden of proof does not lay with me; extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. The historical Jesus was a 1st Century Middle-Eastern Jew. Taking the assumption that you're a Christian, the burden of proof is on you to substantiate why Jesus was a superhuman. If you cannot substantiate it, then I see no rational reason why I should believe the claim of him over any other false-prophet or anyone else who makes silly claims for themselves; the term for such people is delusional.

Tag me, next time.

I knew you would see it :)

superhuman

Although divine and having supernatural powers, he wasn't superhuman.

the burden of proof is on you to substantiate

Any proof I give you would fall under the supernatural category which cannot be substantiated nor disproved from a scientific perspective so I see no point in this.