What was your first job?

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#1  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

I know some of you may not have had a first job yet, but you can enjoy the rest of our pain. Your first job always has the worst stories attached to it.

The day I turned 16, I got a job at Arcada theater in the town I grew up in. I was the guy who had to do all the grunt work. I lasted about a month, after I told the manager, who loved reading comics, that comic books were for kids. Now look where I am... The mod for a comic book site.... Circle of life I guess.

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My first proper job i took during school holidays & at weekends was as a baker..

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Stockboy..

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Mowing Lawns...wait that is my job.

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#5  Edited By gmanfromheck

I did have a paper route as a kid.  That has to violate child labor laws.  It was horrible.  And the winters...ugh.

I worked as a busboy for about a week.  A buddy of mine was working there.  The food was good.  We had fun teasing the kitchen staff.  One time I accidentally squirted the dishwasher with the big dish hose. 

Then it was working in a movie theater.  Just be aware that if you work in a theater during high school, you'll find you have all sorts of new friends wanting to get in for free.  I'll admit I did it only for a couple close friends.  Others I charged kid price.  The ones I didn't like were just out of luck.  Before the theater changed owners, they popped batches of popcorn during the weekend.  There was time I'd get paid to just sit in a room with my stereo and make popcorn.  I got paid for that.   Making popcorn.

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#6  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

When I was at the theater, I never had any of my friends want to see movies because I was at a 2nd run theater. That and while I was there, nothing good was out....

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I worked in Rue 21

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#8  Edited By danhimself

my first job was at Burger King and I loved it!!!!  Seriously, if they would pay me enough to get by on then I would work there the rest of my life.

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I had a landscaping job for a woman who was out of her mind. I had to lay down huge stones (not paving stones, mind you, these were big, awkward chunks of granite and the like) in custom-shaped holes which I had to dig in order to make a walkway. It was back-breaking work, usually in 90º+ heat... Good times.

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#10  Edited By Hawk

Cashier at Target.........wasn't so bad.

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#12  Edited By geraldthesloth

Setting up and taking down Jump Houses

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Working at an amusement park ten hours everyday for a month. F@#king hated it

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#14  Edited By Korg
geraldthesloth said:
Setting up and taking down Jump Houses
That is an awesome first job. Consider yourself extremely lucky.
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#15  Edited By Vortex13

well I've always worked at a zoo, but when I started I had to clean up $h!t. And work the ticket's, I had to deal with kids... I hate kids.

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#16  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
Vortex13 said:
well I've always worked at a zoo, but when I started I had to clean up $h!t. And work the ... [more]
The zoo is still AWESOME, even if you shovel poo sometimes...
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#17  Edited By geraldthesloth
Korg said:
geraldthesloth said: Setting up and taking down Jump Houses That is an awesome first job. Consider yourself extremely lucky. [more]
It's fairly fun..you run into some weirdos though.

I almost got kicked by a mini horse.
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#18  Edited By Vortex13
inferiorego said:
Vortex13 said: well I've always worked at a zoo, but when I started I had to clean up $h!t. And ... [more]
Oh yea I had a lot of fun I got to feed a 5 foot alligator and play with a baby  African Serval (like a small cheetah). It was fun working there it was just when i worked with kids. I think they had me do pony rides one day because they were short a few people, they never asked me again after that because apparently I wasn't cheery enough with the kids, but its hard to be cheerful around rich spoiled children that are continually yelling at me to make the pony go faster.
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#19  Edited By King_Saturn  Online
I used to sell Bootleg Movies and CDs
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#20  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
Vortex13 said:
inferiorego said: Vortex13 said: well I've always worked at a zoo, but when I started I had to clean up ... [more]
If I had to be cheery in order to get a job, I'd be homeless
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#21  Edited By geraldthesloth

..i wish i had a job again

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#22  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
geraldthesloth said:
..i wish i had a job again
i have 5, want one?
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#23  Edited By geraldthesloth
inferiorego said:
geraldthesloth said: ..i wish i had a job again i have 5, want one? [more]
Yeah
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#24  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
geraldthesloth said:
inferiorego said: geraldthesloth said: ..i wish i had a job again i have 5, want one? [more] Yeah [more]
poof.... you now teach screenwriting at a college level.... good luck
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#25  Edited By Hawk
inferiorego said:
geraldthesloth said: inferiorego said: geraldthesloth said: ..i wish i had a job again i have 5, want one? [more] Yeah ... [more]
You mean wait tables and hope you get lucky at a college level?
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#26  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
Hawk said:
inferiorego said: geraldthesloth said: inferiorego said: geraldthesloth said: ..i wish i had a job again i have 5, want one? ... [more]
No, that's what happens the first 2 months after you get a BA
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#27  Edited By Vortex13

I took an online class for screenwriting when I was in high school, got a c I believe, it was technically an honors class according to my school so I felt ok about it

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#28  Edited By girth

My very first job was a car detailer. A.k.a  washing cars.

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#29  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
Girth said:
My very first job was a car detailer. A.k.a  washing cars.
well... you were technically dealing with cars
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Informatic Store.
Easy and boring repairs on PC,I also had to deal with some nice clients, some stupid clients, I learned a lot, the boss was cool, but it wasn't a good job opportunity. - It wasn't so long ago....

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Amateur Boxer

but the first job i had that didn't involve getting hit was working a Sports store

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I worked for 10minutes at a Deli... I broke their Milkshake machine and got fired :-P

Second proper job was at a Service Station pumpin gas.. as you lot call it.. great way to meet guys

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graphic art design for a t-shirt printing company when i was 14.

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#34  Edited By Slinger
aztek_the_lost said:
Not including all the child labor I went through, my first official job as far as I know was working ... [more]
There's nothing like an attic in the middle of August, bleh.

My first real job (other than mowing lawns of family members) was working at a small garden center owned by my neighbor. I loved it. I got to learn all about gardening (something I like doing, and am now quite good at) from one of the most knowledgeable people in the business, I liked the people I worked for, and I got payed really well for a middle school kid. Like danhimself, I would do that job all my life if I could make a living from it.
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#35  Edited By Crimson Orchid

I volunteered a lot at the SPCA in junior high, but didn't get my first payed job until I was 14.  It was working in the dinning hall at a retirement home.

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#36  Edited By geraldthesloth
inferiorego said:
geraldthesloth said: inferiorego said: geraldthesloth said: ..i wish i had a job again i have 5, want one? [more] Yeah ... [more]
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
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#37  Edited By Webstad

My first job was as a grunt at the local Canadian Tire garden center. Before that I used to work with my uncle as a plumbing contractor.

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I worked as a delivery boy for a local deli, lots of running around

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#39  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

I worked at Gamestop..weak ass 6 bucks and hour.

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I was a bagger at Winn- Dixie in Orlando, FL

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#41  Edited By MajinBlackheart  Moderator

It might make me sound like I'm 50 years old but I worked at a feed store (for you non-southerners, that is food for horses, pigs, cows, etc.) for $2.50 an hour when I was 14 in Chuluota, FL

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#42  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
jloneblackheart said:
It might make me sound like I'm 50 years old but I worked at a feed store (for you non-southerners, ... [more]
I once picked strawberries in a strawberry field when I was the same age... I don't count that as my first job as much as my first failure
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#43  Edited By MajinBlackheart  Moderator
inferiorego said:
jloneblackheart said: It might make me sound like I'm 50 years old but I worked at a feed store (for ... [more]
I also worked on a strawberry farm when I was about 20, I fixed tractors and laid plastic in the beds behind the tear gas tractor (horrible, horrible stuff)
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#45  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator

Tennis teacher at a summer camp.

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#46  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
DeadPool a.k.a Wade Wilson said:
Waiter
please tell me it was at a crap on the wall restaurant, like TGIFridays
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#47  Edited By Slinger
inferiorego said:
DeadPool a.k.a Wade Wilson said: Waiter please tell me it was at a crap on the wall restaurant, like TGIFridays [more]
I would steal stuff all the time.
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#48  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator
Slinger said:
inferiorego said: DeadPool a.k.a Wade Wilson said: Waiter please tell me it was at a crap on the wall restaurant, ... [more]

I'm sure you're very proud of yourself.
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k4tzm4n said:
Slinger said: inferiorego said: DeadPool a.k.a Wade Wilson said: Waiter please tell me it was at a crap on the ... [more]
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#50  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator

Use of quote ftw!