What To Answer Your GF If She Doubts Your Love

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Isn't that annoying if your ggf doubts how deeply you love her? Well, I got a reply that will make her stop from asking and make her love you even more.

Note: This wasn't taken from anywhere. This is an original

Gf: Hey babe, how deeply do you love me?

You: Six inches deep babe. Six inches deep.

Two things could happen after this. Either she gets super annoyed that she'll ignore you for several weeks or get laid.

Enjoy peeps

-Rocketraccoonthingy.

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"Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything. Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl ya gotta know you're my shining star. Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs somethin' real. Wanna get you somethin' from the heart. Somethin' special girl"

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#5  Edited By joshmightbe

When my wife asks me something like that I always respond with "What do you want?" cause that question always comes right before a request or me being informed that I'll be spending the day with my mother in law or something else I would rather not do.

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When my wife asks me something like that I always respond with "What do you want?" cause that question always comes right before a request or me being informed that I'll be spending the day with my mother in law or something else I would rather not do.

I'm sure she'll be requesting for something better soon. ;-)

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Come one man. I'm just really bored. I didn't expect this coming from you cause this is absolutely one of the things that you'll do. XD

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#12  Edited By deathstroke52

@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:

this guy

Come one man. I'm just really bored. I didn't expect this coming from you cause this is absolutely one of the things that you'll do. XD

Nah man I didn't mean it in a negative way. :D

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@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:

this guy

Come one man. I'm just really bored. I didn't expect this coming from you cause this is absolutely one of the things that you'll do. XD

Nah man I didn't mean it in a negative way. :D

I don't believe you bro. That's the same thing @impure_world said. O,_O

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#15  Edited By MadeinBangladesh
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@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:
@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:

this guy

Come one man. I'm just really bored. I didn't expect this coming from you cause this is absolutely one of the things that you'll do. XD

Nah man I didn't mean it in a negative way. :D

I don't believe you bro. That's the same thing @impure_world said. O,_O

0_0 I said it first though....

:P

Still........ $_$

You might be acting super scarcastic. &_&

@rocketraccoonthingy said:

It's okay man. Want to grab some beers? :P

gtfo you not even old enough to drink.

Maybe grab some nesquiks

~MiB

That's actually a way better suggestion than mine. Let's go!

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#18  Edited By deathstroke52

@deathstroke52 said:
@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:
@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:

this guy

Come one man. I'm just really bored. I didn't expect this coming from you cause this is absolutely one of the things that you'll do. XD

Nah man I didn't mean it in a negative way. :D

I don't believe you bro. That's the same thing @impure_world said. O,_O

0_0 I said it first though....

:P

Still........ $_$

You might be acting super scarcastic. &_&

I ain't sarcastic this time.

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@rocketraccoonthingy: I don't mean it in a negative way too :P

You sure bout that?

this guyUsed to signal idiocy in others by fabricating a sympathetic audience or camera, accompanied by looking in the other direction and gesturing towards the person at fault. Not specific to males.

If someone says or does something that deviates from the normal activities or expectations of the current social company, "this guy" could be used.

An employer that asks a slacker to do his job may look at other coworkers, or just away from the boss, and motion towards the employer with exasperation and say "this guy."

Taken from movies that have characters who "time out" to talk to the camera.

:P

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#20  Edited By BlueLantern1995

What the heck? Well that's a new one.

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@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:
@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:
@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:

this guy

Come one man. I'm just really bored. I didn't expect this coming from you cause this is absolutely one of the things that you'll do. XD

Nah man I didn't mean it in a negative way. :D

I don't believe you bro. That's the same thing @impure_world said. O,_O

0_0 I said it first though....

:P

Still........ $_$

You might be acting super scarcastic. &_&

I ain't sarcastic this time.

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@deathstroke52 said:
@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:
@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:
@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@deathstroke52 said:

this guy

Come one man. I'm just really bored. I didn't expect this coming from you cause this is absolutely one of the things that you'll do. XD

Nah man I didn't mean it in a negative way. :D

I don't believe you bro. That's the same thing @impure_world said. O,_O

0_0 I said it first though....

:P

Still........ $_$

You might be acting super scarcastic. &_&

I ain't sarcastic this time.

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lol

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@impure_world said:

@rocketraccoonthingy: I don't mean it in a negative way too :P

You sure bout that?

this guyUsed to signal idiocy in others by fabricating a sympathetic audience or camera, accompanied by looking in the other direction and gesturing towards the person at fault. Not specific to males.

If someone says or does something that deviates from the normal activities or expectations of the current social company, "this guy" could be used.

An employer that asks a slacker to do his job may look at other coworkers, or just away from the boss, and motion towards the employer with exasperation and say "this guy."

Taken from movies that have characters who "time out" to talk to the camera.

:P

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#30  Edited By black_wreath

Wow dude, I was going to congratulate you on being so kewl. :)

And then you posted an Offspring song... :P

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@joshmightbe: my gf does the same stunt...

Good for you man. XD

Wow dude, I was going to congratulate you on being so kewl. :)

And then you posted an Offspring song... :P

Hey the offsprings are cool but i'm gonna remove it. It doesn't fit with my blog. Thanks for reminding me anyway. :-D

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#34  Edited By black_wreath

@rocketraccoonthingy said:
@black_wreath said:

Wow dude, I was going to congratulate you on being so kewl. :)

And then you posted an Offspring song... :P

Hey the offsprings are cool but i'm gonna remove it. It doesn't fit with my blog. Thanks for reminding me anyway. :-D

Bummer, I'd have thought you were kool if you'd stuck by your song choice even in the face of my peer pressuring... :P

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That's.... no I don't wanna know what happens after I say that to my GF... Cool one though.

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