The thread is simple. Tell us what stupid and funny things you've done while under the influence of alcohol. Amuse us with tales of your youthful indiscretion. Let's all have a little laugh :D
I will start by saying that I got so drunk I couldn't find my house, despite being right in front of it. It was so bad that I fell asleep on the staircase to my door lol. Luckily my friend came to check on me and managed to drag me into the house. Thank God she came because it was freezing cold that night and I would have probably died D:
You Know what, f*ck it, what have I got to lose...............
Kicked Out for getting in an arguement with a bouncer- no physical blows though
Morning after no memory of the last 15 hours- lost all my belongings and got thrown out of a taxi because I was sick in it apparently. Ended up lying in the corridor, stripped to the waist. Apparently my room mate tried to drag me to my room, but I said I wanted to stay out and look for fairies.
Nearly got arrested for relieving myself in an alleyway, fortunately let off with a caution
Caught red-handed making out with someone else girlfriend. Had no idea to be honest at first, until she said forgot she had one for tonight. My response, was I think, I'll forget you told me. What she didn't tell me was that she brought her boyfriend to the same club. Fireworks ensue. I'm pretty sure they are not together anymore.
Simply put- meet nice girl. Make out with the nice girl, exchange phone number, ask to come home with me. Girl Agrees, goes to use toilet. I wait, and wait, and wait. Eventually meet another nice girl, and repeat process, up to use toilet bit. Then first girl comes up to me and large arguement ensues. Que taxi for one, and lonely Kebab...
Fish Fingers on a dance-floor.......... I'll leave it at that >.> <.<
@pyrogram the stacks have been raised.......................
@laflux: I one up you - Nearly tipped a police van over while raving INSIDE of it ( Long Story for a PM >_> ) . That was not a fakin nice day.
I think this constable want to perform an inspection with you in the police van..........................
Also doubles up as a tips hat gesture :P
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......... My new favorite thread! Where to start? I wore roller skates in an Agent Orange mash pit. Me and friend stole a traffic light during Hurricane Katrina. I let some girl pee on top of my car, she slip, fell off, and landed ass first in some broken glass. Had a one night stand with a one legged girl. Fell in a ditch more than once. Skinny dipped away from the police. Me and this girl ate a lot of bad chinese food, threw it up in a box of wine (we filled it up) and mailed to some dude's house. I got two of my co-workers so drunk one of them punched two cops and the other one ran a car in a liquor store. Hang on I have more coming............
Mainly because I'm trying to past my brother up in Off-Topic post,me and him have a sibling rivalry going on so I need all the post I could get. =P
Let's keep on drinking and telling stories!!
Okay, here is another story about my alcohol-induced adventures. I nearly died on my 19th birthday after consuming Purple Drank (cough syrup + booze) and Ecstasy. I went into a seizure and began foaming at the mouth. Supposedly the Ecstasy was laced with piperizine, which dealers use to cut their product, and it doesn't mix well with the stuff in cough syrup.
However, being the foolish retard that I am. I still do both things in unison. But instead, I use Molly instead of Ecstasy :P
got pretty drunk off of some mixed drinks my buddy had made...then decided that i knew what i was doing and continued to make mixed drinks for myself with random alcohol lol. i remember mixing Kahlua, peppermint schnapps, and ginger ale. that was the first and only time that i've ever gotten completely wasted..just stick with beer now..
all kinds of nasty stuff. more light-hearted story, i passed out and peed my pants just before the plane was ready for boarding.
Ugh, I HATE airlines............leave a flaming bag of crap at the terminal while you're at it...........terrorist accusations be damned
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