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What Religion Are You?
I kneel at the alter of Supreme Being Cookie Monster. I pray to the Devourer of Biscuits, the All Powerful Blue One, I drink from the Furry Cup and Cookie Side Hug to stay fresh and clean, and maybe one day if Good Fortune Cookie wisdom Taps me on my shoulder, when I die, I get to go to Sesame Street to ride the Snuffleupagus.
1.) Liberal Quakers (100%) (Like the oats lol? What?)
2.) Unitarian Universalism (97%) (Will Google later.. maybe)
3.) Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%) (I don't believe in or worship Christ so... yeah.)
@ Anyone who dislikes or hates me for my religion (whatever that might be)...
I kneel at the alter of Supreme Being Cookie Monster. I pray to the Devourer of Biscuits, the All Powerful Blue One, I drink from the Furry Cup and Cookie Side Hug to stay fresh and clean, and maybe one day if Good Fortune Cookie wisdom Taps me on my shoulder, when I die, I get to go to Sesame Street to ride the Snuffleupagus.
@Avenging-X-Bolt said:
Fuck religion. It's a sick joke, and I'm done with it
How you feel about religion is your problem, but lose the profanity in the process. Thanks.
@ARMIV2 said:
Take a test to find out-oh, I get it.
At least I think I do. Anyway, in case I'm wrong, I'm Christian and don't consider myself religious.
Sounds a lot like me, almost.
confusing lol@Avenging-X-Bolt said:
Fuck religion. It's a sick joke, and I'm done with itHow you feel about religion is your problem, but lose the profanity in the process. Thanks.
Im an Atheist, I choose to not worship fictional characters,I dont even like god as a fictional character.
Atheist/Humanist. I don't believe in any god as the arguments/evidence for their existence does not convince me. I consider myself humanist because I think our values of morality come from changing attitudes over many centuries and the introduction of new views rather than through any supernatural instruction i.e the Bible.
EDIT: And the test confirmed it. It also states that my beliefs are in line with liberal quakers though. That shows no test can ever be perfect.
@spiderbat87: What I mean to say is that I'm religious to a very small extent. I pray and read the Bible every now and then. I despise going to church, though.
Protestant/Christian whatever you want to call us, not a good one but nobody is perfect
PD: I took the test (What the hay is with all that stuff? Is like you want to confuse me, I didn't work)
Anyway my results were:
1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Seventh Day Adventist (100%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (97%)
I can live with it
2. Orthodox Quaker (98%)
3. Seventh Day Adventist (84%)
My beliefs are mostly Christian.
@ComicMan24 said:
Atheist.
Yeah right, everyone knows that you're the High Priest of the First Church of the LOL.
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