What kind of manly things have you done today?

New thread idea that came to my mind today when thinking about manly stuff. What's something manly that you've done today? If you haven't done anything manly today, that's okay. Do something manly tomorrow and come back here to have a manly conversation about it. And this isn't just a thread to comment on once and forget about, this is a thread so manly that it can be posted on every day and always have new stuff.

Personally, I helped a fellow driver change the tire on their car. They didn't have a jack, but luckily I stopped to help them out and used my manly muscles to lift up the car for him so he could change his tire.

What kind of manly things have you done today?

Something tells me Wolverine08 made this account. lol

Laundry, cooking meals, took out the garbage...my wife is pregnant and not feeling that well.

I drank a glass of milk.

Shaved my face, watched a Western, went out and read some James Bond...that's about it.

For Breakfast, I ate a bowl of nails...without any milk. Afterwards, I did some major weight training. MANLYNESS

Watched an episode of Game of Thrones.

It's the epitome of manliness on a TV show.

Watched the USC vs Stanford game. Now watching the Oregon and Michigan State game.

Cut a lawn where the grass was a foot long.

You did laundry? That isn't manly at all. What kind of meal did you cook? Sorry to hear about your wife. Tell her I hope she feels better and gives birth to a nice, manly child.

None of these things are manly.

The nails thing is just cartoonish, but the weight training is definitely manly! Good job!

Did you cut it with a pair of scissors or your bare hands? If not, that isn't manly.

Was it a manly shave or a manly western?

@man_manly: Oh really?

Well I'll have you know I stubbed my toe this morning and only cried for three hours. Beat that.

@kittyparker13: Darn it! Someone already beat me to the Spongebob references!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A plague on your house!

@man_manly: It was Pale Rider, so pretty manly. Not sure what constitutes a manly shave.

Deadly?... is that you?

Benched 225 4 times.

Give your wife my well wishes mate.

@wolverine08: Oh jeez.

I was just typing that up, but I said five times instead.

I WILL ALWAYS NOTIFY CV OF MY BENCHING PROWESS!

@wolverine08: WELL I BET YOU CRIED FOR MORE THAN THREE HOURS AFTER STUBBING YOUR TOE, DIDNT YOU!?!

Farted in this seat like..... 5 times!

I like you! You understand what manly means!

I am manliness personified.

.... buuuuuullsh*************t...

You won't lift a car, you're scared.

You're one step below that, that would only describe someone as manly as me. You're probably the manliest user I've met on this so far, but there's no one as manly as me.

You're wrong. I'm so manly that nothing scares me, especially not something to be lifted.

I killed a dragon with a base guitar while drinking diet Mt Dew.

@man_manly: It was super manly laundry.

@wolverine08: Thanks bro.

killed a guy. raped a girl. you know, the usual.

Tamed a bloodlusted polar bear with a look and then swam the Pacific ocean with a cruise ship strapped to me in 7 min 7x.

@man_manly: Played soccer.Top that.

went to the gym...

Owned a penis. Besides that not much.

Your mom

I played Chess with Death. Then I wrestled a Bear for looking at me funny.

Cut my beard shorter with scissors.

YOU KEEPING THAT TALLY UP RIGHT IT'S THE PEAK OF TRACKING HUMANITY AND SUCCESS

Swordfighting, armwrestling, carrying a tree.

I made up my bed.

I built a shelf today. Didn't even have a hammer to hammer the 43 nails.

Ate 3 Buffalo wings.

All of them.

DIET!!?!?

Get out!

I rode a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to my chest into the mouth of an active volcano.

Performed FEA for a wheelchair going to a third world country.

Performed stress analysis on a bridge

Played video games.

Yelled, beat my chest, and cursed a lot.

Like this?

And this?

And this?

So you're basically Jordan Belfort, right?

Exactly, cept there was more cocaine.