What kind of manly meals do you eat?

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#1  Edited By Man_Manly

Simple question. What kind of manly meals do you eat every day, and how manly are they? If you don't eat manly meals, then this thread isn't the place for you.

I start off each morning with some freshly cooked bacon. I cook it over the stove each morning and make sure to save the grease for later. To make it more manly while cooking it though, I always take off my shirt and make manly poses as I cook it.

For lunch, I eat sausages. To make them ever better and manlier though, I dip them in the leftover bacon grease from earlier.

For dinner, I eat my personal favorite: The manliest meal of them all, Steak and eggs.

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Sometimes I'll have two steaks if I'm still hungry.

For desert, I have another manly steak. But this time I put a cherry on top, Takes away from the manliest, but it sure is good.

And every weekend I go out and buy a full rack of lamb to take home and eat for dinner while watching some manly sports.

Try to top the manly meals I eat.

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I eat beards, anvils, and footballs daily.

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#3  Edited By Emperorb777

And don't use milk.
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#4  Edited By mysticmedivh

That ain't manly enough. Every morning I wake up, wrestle down Tyrannosaurus Rex, cook him into steak, and have some Pterodactyl eggs on the side. And the best part is it's fresh.

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My enemies entrails, lightly grilled and basted with their blood for some extra flavor.

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The hungry man challenge

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You people aren't manly, and these aren't manly meals. Everything here is just cartoonish.

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That ain't manly enough. Every morning I wake up, wrestle down Tyrannosaurus Rex, cook him into steak, and have some Pterodactyl eggs on the side. And the best part is it's fresh.

Lol wimp, I just look at the Rex and it begins to cook itself.

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Lobster with hot sauce.

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Protein.

Every meal I eat is nothing but raw protein.

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And this.

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I don't think I can answer that question without the mods banning me.

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#13  Edited By mysticmedivh

@immortal777 said:

@mysticmedivh said:

That ain't manly enough. Every morning I wake up, wrestle down Tyrannosaurus Rex, cook him into steak, and have some Pterodactyl eggs on the side. And the best part is it's fresh.

Lol wimp, I just look at the Rex and it begins to cook itself.

You said you ate nail cereal with sliced bananas. You're just making that up so you can compete with me. Not to mention, even if you did do it, it's the lazy way. I have a 12 pack and I am trained in 50,000 different martial arts by Chuck Norris, my physique is perfect and I have a kick-ass beard, allowing me to wrestle down dinosaurs and other beasts for sport. You just use some cheap invisible heat-vision.

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#15  Edited By mysticmedivh

I don't think I can answer that question without the mods banning me.

You mean you eat this? If you know what I mean.

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#16  Edited By Emperorb777

@immortal777 said:

@mysticmedivh said:

That ain't manly enough. Every morning I wake up, wrestle down Tyrannosaurus Rex, cook him into steak, and have some Pterodactyl eggs on the side. And the best part is it's fresh.

Lol wimp, I just look at the Rex and it begins to cook itself.

You said you ate nail cereal with sliced bananas. You're just making that up so you can compete with me. Not to mention, even if you did do it, it's the lazy way. I have a 12 pack and I am trained in 10,000 different martial arts by Chuck Norris, my physique is perfect and I have a kick-ass beard, allowing me to wrestle down dinosaurs and other beasts for sport. You just use some cheap invisible heat-vision.

O yea? I trained Chuck Norris so that makes me your master and the MANLIEST MAN OF ALL TIME AND SPACE!!!!!!!

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@mysticmedivh said:

@immortal777 said:

@mysticmedivh said:

That ain't manly enough. Every morning I wake up, wrestle down Tyrannosaurus Rex, cook him into steak, and have some Pterodactyl eggs on the side. And the best part is it's fresh.

Lol wimp, I just look at the Rex and it begins to cook itself.

You said you ate nail cereal with sliced bananas. You're just making that up so you can compete with me. Not to mention, even if you did do it, it's the lazy way. I have a 12 pack and I am trained in 10,000 different martial arts by Chuck Norris, my physique is perfect and I have a kick-ass beard, allowing me to wrestle down dinosaurs and other beasts for sport. You just use some cheap invisible heat-vision.

O yea? I trained Chuck Norris so that makes me your master and the MANLIEST MAN OF ALL TIME AND SPACE!!!!!!!

Pics or it never happened.

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#18  Edited By comicace3

I eat an iron and steel sandwich in the morning and drink a protein shake to top it off. But that's just a presnack. After my three hour rigorous training, I go into the mean streets of my city, fend off the local gang, dodging every bullet being shot at me and single handily beating 38 thugs effortlessly. Then I go inside to have bacon egg and cheese and look at the time. I realize its 7:30 and I'm late for school.

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Don't give a s*** how 'manly' it is, I care about how good it tastes.

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@mysticmedivh: No one on comicvine has eyes manly enough to view such a pic.

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Gold Standard Vanilla Whey Protein in Milk.

It's puckin' delicious.

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#24  Edited By BiteMe-Fanboy

I eat this:

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A few peanut butter sandwiches with a tall glass of milk is a man's meal.

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#27 BumpyBoo  Moderator

*looks down at veggie burger and sighs*

I'll never be man enough for this thread.

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#28  Edited By derekvang

Cereal because that sh*t is manly as f*ck!

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@bumpyboo said:

*looks down at veggie burger and sighs*

I'll never be man enough for this thread.

:(

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I did a steak and eggs diet for about 4 months once. I made nice gains and losses but I couldn't even look at either for almost a year afterwards lol

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#32  Edited By Bruxae

OP sounds like a fatty.

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#33  Edited By DarthAznable

Only had steak a couple times for breakfast. I usually have that for dinner.

My list is far too long but I can put breakfast.

8-9 egg whites, 1 whole egg on the skillet. 1/2-1 cup of oatmeal with brown sugar and some cinnamon and some small fruit like a few cut up pineapples. Sometimes a black coffee.

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Spaghetti-O's.

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@bruxae said:

OP sounds like a fatty.

That's ridiculous! I lift weights and do other manly exercises all day, making sure I keep my manly muscles and remove any fat that might be on me.

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@bruxae said:

OP sounds like a fatty.

That's ridiculous! I lift weights and do other manly exercises all day, making sure I keep my manly muscles and remove any fat that might be on me.

You do that before, after or during dipping food in bacon grease? : )

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I don't think I can answer that question without the mods banning me.

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#42  Edited By cameron83

I love these responses.

@bumpyboo said:

*looks down at veggie burger and sighs*

I'll never be man enough for this thread.

LOL You'll always be man enough in my eyes.

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Idk... Bullshit perhaps?

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#44  Edited By Mortein

These are my favorites.

I eat these things daily, but only when I have enough money to afford them.

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(this is how a real bacon looks like)

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#45  Edited By Xaos

Spare ribs for the win !

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Coated in honey...

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Raw beef marinated in black coffee and whisky for breakfast and lunch and typically a small child or two for dinner.

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Wait. I said I was jonesing for a slab of fancy beef in that other thread. I f_cked up. Hey! That's manly, isn't it?

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On the day-to-day I eat whatever we got. Can't afford to complain.

But whenever we're out, you know I'm getting the ribs.
All the ribs.
Ribs all the time.

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Other men.

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#50  Edited By Wolverine008

Beef.