What is your greatest Comic book Pickup line?

#1 Posted by Undead_Hero (28 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

Someone has to have something creative.

#2 Posted by DiscoNightwing (69 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.
   
#3 Edited by CATMANEXE (17045 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

You have eyes like the deep sea.
A man could drown in those eyes.
 
- Lex Luthor said it somewhere, cant remember.
likely came from somewhere else before that.
(Lois & Clark i think)

#4 Posted by velle37 (5881 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@DiscoNightwing said:
"My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.    "

Lol
#5 Posted by conformist21 (413 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

face it baby, you just hit the jack pot

#6 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

Is your name Jean? Cause you've been in my mind all day.

#7 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27538 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

Is your last name Parker? Because I'd like to eat you........r brains.

#8 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19681 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

Baby, I'm like Green Arrow, I never miss my target 

#9 Posted by NexusOfLight (1715 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
" Is your name Jean? Cause you've been in my mind all day. "
I am so usin' that.
#10 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

My "Spider-Sense" is tingling, if you know what I mean.

#11 Edited by CATMANEXE (17045 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

<wrong thread no sleep no thinky>

#12 Posted by velle37 (5881 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

I'm Batman.
#13 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19681 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

I want to get trapped in your "Phantom Zone"

#14 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (21886 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@Emperor Gonzo Noir said:
" I want to get trapped in your "Phantom Zone" "
Win.
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#15 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19681 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

I just thought of one , it's more anime related but still 
 
Hey, how would you like to feel my Burning Finger?

#16 Posted by I'maDC/ImageGuy! (1648 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

Look at the Newspaper with a random woman in a bar and say the following. "Look at my boner!!!" It fails every time.

#17 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19741 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

hahahaa most of these woudn't get you anywhere ...  
except maybe this one:
 
@CATMANEXE said:

"You have eyes like the deep sea. A man could drown in those eyes.  - Lex Luthor said it somewhere, cant remember. likely came from somewhere else before that. (Lois & Clark i think) "

#18 Posted by CATMANEXE (17045 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@rogue_mar1e: 
I thought the OP was really asking the question, and thanks.
#19 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19741 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@CATMANEXE said:
" @rogue_mar1e:  I thought the OP was really asking the question, and thanks. "

you're welcome :)
#20 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (21886 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

Doctor Strange aint the only one with "magic hands" ;)

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#21 Posted by DiscoNightwing (69 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.    
#22 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23245 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

"Got herpes? Want it?" - Tony Stark

#23 Posted by Mr. Mercury (18535 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

"Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard "

#24 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (21886 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@DiscoNightwing said:
" I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.     "
That one would seriously get you laid.
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#25 Posted by DiscoNightwing (69 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@FadeToBlackBolt:
hahaha niiice
#26 Posted by lagoon_boy (10890 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@velle37 said:
" I'm Batman. "
ROFLMAO!!!!
#27 Posted by Ultimate JSA (2840 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
"Is your name Jean? Cause you've been in my mind all day. "

@conformist21 said:
"face it baby, you just hit the jack pot"

@DiscoNightwing said:
"My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.    "

Lol all good ones
#28 Posted by ComicMan24 (146835 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@Emperor Gonzo Noir said:
" I want to get trapped in your "Phantom Zone" "
LOL Nice.
#29 Edited by ComicMan24 (146835 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

I have been to all 28 known galaxies but I couldn't find a star brighter than you.

#30 Posted by Ultimate JSA (2840 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

 
i would like tap into your speed force 
(i know its stupid i just couldn't think of anything else)

#31 Posted by lord_oraculous016 (9280 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

You’re as striking as a bolt of lightning cast from the hand of a goddess.. 
 
or 
 
I used my pocket Cerebro and it pointed me right to you..  
 
LOL 

#32 Posted by lagoon_boy (10890 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@lord_oraculous016 said:
" You’re as striking as a bolt of lightning cast from the hand of a goddess..  or  I used my pocket Cerebro and it pointed me right to you..   LOL  "
Nice.
#33 Edited by lagoon_boy (10890 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
This is a line for stupidity and slappage. But any who.
 
"Hey babe, wanna go to my place? I'm Hulking up in different parts of my body" =Slappage.
#34 Posted by TheCerealKillz (10212 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@lagoon_boy said:
" This is a line for stupidity and slappage. But any who.
 
"Hey babe, wanna go to my place? I'm Hulking up in different parts of my body" =Slappage. "
I loled.
#35 Posted by ComicMan24 (146835 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

You turned my blackest night into the brightest day.

#36 Posted by DiscoNightwing (69 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@ComicMan24:
hahaha golden
#37 Posted by Demonturtle (450 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio
@Lance Uppercut said:
""Got herpes? Want it?" - Tony Stark "

Classic!
#38 Posted by longbowhunter (3587 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

I just read Identity Crisis and Doctor Light gave me a great role play idea.
#39 Posted by VZA (173 posts) - 10 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

This topic needs to be revived because of it's awesomeness...

#40 Posted by Dark_Thunder (125 posts) - 10 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

Hey baby, give me a chance, and I'll retcon your universe!

#41 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - 10 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

Hey I just met you

and this is crazy

but I'm the Batman

So get in the car.

#42 Posted by Crom-Cruach (7705 posts) - 10 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

I've mastered every discipline ever, think about that for a second...

#43 Posted by longbowhunter (3587 posts) - 10 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

Remember when Dr. Light raped Sue Dibny? No? Let me refresh you're memory.

#44 Posted by venomyak (1433 posts) - 10 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@DiscoNightwing said:

My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.

Awesome!!!

#45 Posted by FALLENprophet (6097 posts) - 10 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

Hey I just met you

and this is crazy

but I'm the Batman

So get in the car.

LMAO

#46 Posted by Jezer (2577 posts) - 10 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

Hey I just met you

and this is crazy

but I'm the Batman

So get in the car.

This wins.

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