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#1 Edited by MistressOfTheElements (514 posts) - - Show Bio

Sometimes it can be a little bit long..I always make up excuse to not going to church like I have bad cramps or I oversleep lol!

#2 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

Lazy, but God forgives me.

#3 Posted by V_Scarlotte_Rose (5558 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a christian.

#4 Edited by MistressOfTheElements (514 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (16913 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh I guess this is for people who actually go to church right?
*scuttles back out of thread*

#7 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

Because Galactus forbids it

#8 Edited by Bruxae (9537 posts) - - Show Bio

Jesus gives me headaches.

#9 Posted by MistressOfTheElements (514 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Edited by Tacos_Kickass (844 posts) - - Show Bio

Aside from being a heathen, when I was younger I hated it because it was boring as hell, only church can make 2 hours feel like 2 weeks.

#11 Posted by MistressOfTheElements (514 posts) - - Show Bio

@tacos_kickass: Yes!But thank god it only happens on Sundays!School/Work happens 5 times a week!

#12 Posted by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh I guess this is for people who actually go to church right?

*scuttles back out of thread*

Wait for me!

#13 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (16913 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by laflux (11119 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a "christian" anymore, but that badge had been debatable for a long time really....................

#15 Posted by MistressOfTheElements (514 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by lilben42 (2487 posts) - - Show Bio

Exam studying. I like church but...

#17 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17123 posts) - - Show Bio

There is no god.

#18 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (16913 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: Yeah I rather jump off a bridge then go to church!

Then don't go! :) Do something you enjoy with that time or sleep in or something. Life is too short to do things we don't want to do that we don't have to.

#20 Posted by laflux (11119 posts) - - Show Bio

@mistressoftheelements said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Yeah I rather jump off a bridge then go to church!

Then don't go! :) Do something you enjoy with that time or sleep in or something. Life is too short to do things we don't want to do that we don't have to.

Umm parents are most probably a factor. You don't know how many times I didn't want to go church as a kid, and was forced too. Sometimes I did, but you get the picture lol.

#21 Edited by MistressOfTheElements (514 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: Rofl! But maybe I should try out a new religion or something!

#22 Edited by Lumen_ (266 posts) - - Show Bio
  • Parents never made me.
  • A lot of times hungover on a Sunday so not happening there .
  • And the most important don't believe in churches.
#23 Edited by Joygirl (15407 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a christian.

#24 Posted by AweSam (7121 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm afraid I'll burst into flames.

#25 Edited by MatKrenz (1224 posts) - - Show Bio

When I was younger and didn't know atheism was a thing I didn't want to go because all the bibles lesson was stuff I already learned from cartoons. So I was basically wasting 2 hours for crap I learned in 22 minutes.

#26 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (16913 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@mistressoftheelements said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Yeah I rather jump off a bridge then go to church!

Then don't go! :) Do something you enjoy with that time or sleep in or something. Life is too short to do things we don't want to do that we don't have to.

Umm parents are most probably a factor. You don't know how many times I didn't want to go church as a kid, and was forced too. Sometimes I did, but you get the picture lol.

Yeah I do. Its never happened to me well since my parents aren't church goers. But I know there is alot of pressure around it. It is a difficult situation.

#27 Posted by Extremis (2964 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm an atheist.

#28 Posted by King Saturn (222845 posts) - - Show Bio

1. I don't feel like it

2. Pastor Cobb is Preaching at First Baptist... I Hate That N!gga.

3. Miss Robinson wont be there so I won't get to see an Onion Booty in the Deacon S section

4. What time is it ? 11:20 AM ? Fack It They Already Started Anyways...

5. I owe Deacon Bell 100 bucks on the Pacers / Heat

#29 Edited by Immortal777 (5978 posts) - - Show Bio

I just don't care to go.

#30 Posted by cameron83 (6416 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh I guess this is for people who actually go to church right?

*scuttles back out of thread*

yea

#31 Edited by cameron83 (6416 posts) - - Show Bio

@king_saturn said:

1. I don't feel like it

2. Pastor Cobb is Preaching at First Baptist... I Hate That N!gga.

3. Miss Robinson wont be there so I won't get to see an Onion Booty in the Deacon S section

4. What time is it ? 11:20 AM ? Fack It They Already Started Anyways...

5. I owe Deacon Bell 100 bucks on the Pacers / Heat

LMAO!

For someone who is an atheist....I think it kinda goes without saying that it doesn't really apply to you.....

HOWEVER,I know that there are some people who are atheists that still go to church (maybe hoping to find something,maybe going for/with a friend,maybe to see how it actually is,etc).

#32 Posted by King Saturn (222845 posts) - - Show Bio

@king_saturn said:

1. I don't feel like it

2. Pastor Cobb is Preaching at First Baptist... I Hate That N!gga.

3. Miss Robinson wont be there so I won't get to see an Onion Booty in the Deacon S section

4. What time is it ? 11:20 AM ? Fack It They Already Started Anyways...

5. I owe Deacon Bell 100 bucks on the Pacers / Heat

LMAO!

For someone who is an atheist....I think it kinda goes without saying that it doesn't really apply to you.....

HOWEVER,I know that there are some people who are atheists that still go to church (maybe hoping to find something,maybe going for/with a friend,maybe to see how it actually is,etc).

I am a Deist actually...

#33 Posted by Pfcoolio14 (973 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Posted by King Saturn (222845 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Posted by cameron83 (6416 posts) - - Show Bio

@cameron83 said:

@king_saturn said:

1. I don't feel like it

2. Pastor Cobb is Preaching at First Baptist... I Hate That N!gga.

3. Miss Robinson wont be there so I won't get to see an Onion Booty in the Deacon S section

4. What time is it ? 11:20 AM ? Fack It They Already Started Anyways...

5. I owe Deacon Bell 100 bucks on the Pacers / Heat

LMAO!

For someone who is an atheist....I think it kinda goes without saying that it doesn't really apply to you.....

HOWEVER,I know that there are some people who are atheists that still go to church (maybe hoping to find something,maybe going for/with a friend,maybe to see how it actually is,etc).

I am a Deist actually...

I wasn't really referring to you....

Suddenly begins to look up What a Deist is...

#36 Posted by King Saturn (222845 posts) - - Show Bio

@king_saturn said:

@cameron83 said:

@king_saturn said:

1. I don't feel like it

2. Pastor Cobb is Preaching at First Baptist... I Hate That N!gga.

3. Miss Robinson wont be there so I won't get to see an Onion Booty in the Deacon S section

4. What time is it ? 11:20 AM ? Fack It They Already Started Anyways...

5. I owe Deacon Bell 100 bucks on the Pacers / Heat

LMAO!

For someone who is an atheist....I think it kinda goes without saying that it doesn't really apply to you.....

HOWEVER,I know that there are some people who are atheists that still go to church (maybe hoping to find something,maybe going for/with a friend,maybe to see how it actually is,etc).

I am a Deist actually...

I wasn't really referring to you....

Suddenly begins to look up What a Deist is...

Oh, I thought you was...

#37 Posted by _Cain_ (23373 posts) - - Show Bio

Eh. It's all crap, I mean God is everywhere but he can only be in a few select buildings across the world? If there is any god in this world, he's not out in churches, mosques, synagogues etc, He's in our hearts and minds. You do something bad, you feel bad, you do something good and you feel good.

Unless you're a total psychopath...

But that's just my belief

#38 Edited by MistressOfTheElements (514 posts) - - Show Bio
#39 Posted by SupermanJohnathanKentJr (300 posts) - - Show Bio

@king_saturn said:

1. I don't feel like it

2. Pastor Cobb is Preaching at First Baptist... I Hate That N!gga.

3. Miss Robinson wont be there so I won't get to see an Onion Booty in the Deacon S section

4. What time is it ? 11:20 AM ? Fack It They Already Started Anyways...

5. I owe Deacon Bell 100 bucks on the Pacers / Heat

LMAO!

For someone who is an atheist....I think it kinda goes without saying that it doesn't really apply to you.....

HOWEVER,I know that there are some people who are atheists that still go to church (maybe hoping to find something,maybe going for/with a friend,maybe to see how it actually is,etc).

I used to go just to be with my father's side of the family.

#40 Posted by cameron83 (6416 posts) - - Show Bio

@cameron83 said:

@king_saturn said:

1. I don't feel like it

2. Pastor Cobb is Preaching at First Baptist... I Hate That N!gga.

3. Miss Robinson wont be there so I won't get to see an Onion Booty in the Deacon S section

4. What time is it ? 11:20 AM ? Fack It They Already Started Anyways...

5. I owe Deacon Bell 100 bucks on the Pacers / Heat

LMAO!

For someone who is an atheist....I think it kinda goes without saying that it doesn't really apply to you.....

HOWEVER,I know that there are some people who are atheists that still go to church (maybe hoping to find something,maybe going for/with a friend,maybe to see how it actually is,etc).

I used to go just to be with my father's side of the family.

.........I don't know how to respond to that.....

#41 Posted by Xwraith (11042 posts) - - Show Bio

Buddhists don't really have church.

#42 Edited by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

@lumen_ said:
  • Parents never made me.
  • A lot of times hungover on a Sunday so not happening there .
  • And the most important don't believe in churches.

Wait... you don't believe in churches? Then... what is that building by the police station with the big cross on it's lawn? =P

#43 Edited by The Stegman (20867 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't need an excuse, I just don't want to go.

#44 Posted by Kal'smahboi (3326 posts) - - Show Bio

I stopped believing in God a long time ago. Good enough?

#45 Posted by Veshark (8560 posts) - - Show Bio

I do miss some Sundays on occasion....mostly because I'm too lazy to listen to my alarm. I know it's my choice, but I feel a little guilty not going :P

#46 Posted by Teerack (4554 posts) - - Show Bio

The bible is a work of fiction.

#47 Edited by KnightRise (4757 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam said:

I'm afraid I'll burst into flames.

You too?

#48 Posted by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

@teerack said:

The bible is a work of fiction.

that and youll only see me in church for a] a wedding b] a christening or c] a funeral. but I like to sleep in on sundays though. when my ex-girlfriend were together we HAD to go to church every sunday as it was her thing and I respected her wishes

#49 Edited by Edamame (28016 posts) - - Show Bio

1. I don't feel like it

2. Pastor Cobb is Preaching at First Baptist... I Hate That N!gga.

3. Miss Robinson wont be there so I won't get to see an Onion Booty in the Deacon S section

4. What time is it ? 11:20 AM ? Fack It They Already Started Anyways...

5. I owe Deacon Bell 100 bucks on the Pacers / Heat

lol

#50 Edited by Kingjohnrocks (1895 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowknight666: The Bible says what you are saying.

Psalm 139:7

Where shall I go from your spirit? or where shall I flee from your presence?

He's everywhere.