"So, are you gay now?"
"Huh?"
"You just went to NYC, some people come back gay"
"uh. No."
"Just thought I'd ask."
This isn't the worst thing, but it's a fair example of some of the asinine sh!+ that comes out of my step-mother's mouth.
What is the worst thing you parents ever said to you?
"Do something with PASSION for once in your life." - Grandma
"You can sleep in a GUTTER for all I care!" - Step-dad
This is kind of a touchy subject but my Pops told me & I quote:" YOU NEED TO STOP LIVING OFF OF A FUCKIN' DREAM THAT AIN'T GONNA COME TRUE!!!!" This was pertaining to my aspirations of being a comic book/video game artist.He feels that I don't have what it takes to make it in the real world.Those words hurt a little bit but did I let them get to me? Hell No.Sometimes parents need to watch what they say to their children because relationships can go further south
"Get out."
Parents trying to kick me out.....twice......while I was 16....
That actually is not the worst thing though.
I recall my Dad saying he had no problem with killing me, I believe it was because I told him to wash his hands before he touched the clothes in the dryer since he just used the bathroom.
" @Slight said:lol""You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life" "Are you sure you understand what they meant? Perhaps your family has a histroy of being attacked by Demons, who happen to be homosexual? Gotta always check. =P "
I spilled paint in the garage once and my pops burned me with a cigar. On Christmas he gave a box of cigarettes and told me to smoke up. They've done a lot.
" @Slight said:Damn is right..the Gay Demons are undefeated." "You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life" "Damn "
" @Primmaster64 said:Yeah, but those Gucci suits they wear are just to die for. Really sets off their eyes." @Slight said:Damn is right..the Gay Demons are undefeated. "" "You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life" "Damn "
" @Vance Astro said:LOL" @Primmaster64 said:Yeah, but those Gucci suits they wear are just to die for. Really sets off their eyes. "" @Slight said:Damn is right..the Gay Demons are undefeated. "" "You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life" "Damn "
Father once told me "I hat that his is the man you chose to be...", oddly I didn't give a damn though. Seeing as I always made a concentrated effort to be the opposite of him
"If you leave the fellowship, it will be like a death in the family. You will be dead to us."
And my classic favourite:
"Why can't you be more like your brothers and/or sisters? People like them."
"If you leave the fellowship, it will be like a death in the family. You will be dead to us."
And my classic favourite:
"Why can't you be more like your brothers and/or sisters? People like them."
What is "the fellowship"? Intrigued.
me and my dad were watching Criminal Minds... And while he was looking for something to drink, he said "Im going to kill you like one of those people on TV. "
So I said "then Who's gonna put TV for you?" he's too lazy to do it himself. "and who's gonna get you pay per view UFC fights for free?"
So he answered "I guess I should keep you around for a while."
It's not sad, it's hilarious... My parents always showed they loved me... And any bad thing they have told me, they apologize immediately. And I forgive and forget easily.
Oh, they have no idea what they've said is horrible. Nothing they've said had any impact on me. A couple of my siblings, though. They can eat shit.
"If you leave the fellowship, it will be like a death in the family. You will be dead to us."
And my classic favourite:
"Why can't you be more like your brothers and/or sisters? People like them."
What is "the fellowship"? Intrigued.
Though I don't like to make a big deal over it, technically speaking I grew up in a cult.
My dad is the black Red Forman. Seriously. Imagine a tall, intimidating, black former US Army Soldier who is old school macho.
"Alright now, the police kick in my doe im'a kick in yo ass!"
"Alright now, you break something in my house im'a break yo ass!"
"Alright now.." Y'all get the point right?
Oh, and, "What is wrong with yo brain boy?"
I love my dad. Shoot had he not been a hardass I'd probably still be a weak, non-athletic virgin.
My dad didn't do the whole "stay in the house thing"
"Edward, get yo butt outside and play. And if somebody hit you, you betta hit they ass back"
@mfundroid: My mom and I look back on it and laugh about it. Lol.
"If I hadn't had all of you, my life would have been better." - My mom.
Thing is, she doesn't think saying stuff like this is abnormal.
"I'm worthless and ain't worth for sh#t. " Or along those lines.
And the stuff my dad said when he challenged me to a fight. xD
"I always wondered if those progesterone shots I got when I was pregnant turned you gay."
LOL
This is what my parents said to me when I told them I was gay: "Yeah, we know."
I guess I suck at hiding ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As for the OP, I've been cussed out a lot, but they've never said anything that's genuinely hurt me.
@sprior93: That was the biggest reaction I got from my friends and family, too. I was so nervous to tell them, but when I told them, they pretty much just said, "Lol, we know."
This might seem odd, but it should show how evil my father is. I was his favorite and he was trying to get me to come live with him and he said "I don't care if your little brother stays with your mother, I just want you"...like it was a compliment or something. I felt sick..THIS f**cker is my FATHER?
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