What is the worst thing you parents ever said to you?

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#251  Edited By Baron_Emo

"So, are you gay now?" 
 
"Huh?" 
 
"You just went to NYC, some people come back gay" 
 
"uh. No." 
 
"Just thought I'd ask." 
 
This isn't the worst thing, but it's a fair example of some of the asinine sh!+ that comes out of my step-mother's mouth.

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#252  Edited By thegreatfour
@Baron_Emo: Did it come out of the blue? Even if it didn't it's hilarious. Probably not to you or your step-mom, but to a third party it is
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#253  Edited By Baron_Emo
@thegreatfour: Lol. Yes. But she and my father in the past had frequently made innuendos about it all the time. Right in front of me, as if I were too stupid to get it. *ugh* 
 
They don't do it so much anymore. Having a girlfriend kind of shut them up about it. 
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#254  Edited By _Sojourn_

"You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life" 

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#255  Edited By Mercy_
@Slight
"You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life" 
-___- that's ridiculous.
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#256  Edited By _Sojourn_
@The Dark Huntress: Isn't it though...But, it's gotten better 
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#257  Edited By Morning_Dew

"Those girls you hang out with are the worst; you'll be on your back before you know it" 
 
SMH

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#258  Edited By _Sojourn_
@Solace said:
" "Those girls you hang out with are the worst; you'll be on your back before you know it"  SMH "
Oh, that's awful... 
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#259  Edited By InnerVenom123

"Do something with PASSION for once in your life." - Grandma
 
"You can sleep in a GUTTER for all I care!" - Step-dad

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#260  Edited By CraigWayne

This is kind of a touchy subject but my Pops told me & I quote:" YOU NEED TO STOP LIVING OFF OF A FUCKIN' DREAM THAT AIN'T GONNA COME TRUE!!!!" This was pertaining to my aspirations of being a comic book/video game artist.He feels that I don't have what it takes to make it in the real world.Those words hurt a little bit but did I let them get to me? Hell No.Sometimes parents need to watch what they say to their children because relationships can go further south

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#261  Edited By Silver2467

"Get out." 
 
Parents trying to kick me out.....twice......while I was 16....  
 
That actually is not the worst thing though.

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#262  Edited By InnerVenom123
@Slight said:
" "You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life"  "
*facepalm*
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#263  Edited By Achilles.

No more Computer. 
 
But she would just forget that and I use it again.

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I recall my Dad saying he had no problem with killing me, I believe it was because I told him to wash his hands before he touched the clothes in the dryer since he just used the bathroom.

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#265  Edited By Magian

My parents are good people although certain things have been said during fights of course.

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#266  Edited By Primmaster64
@Slight said:
" "You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life"  "
Damn
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#267  Edited By Hellos
@Slight said:
""You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life"  "

Are you sure you understand what they meant? 
Perhaps your family has a histroy of being attacked by Demons, who happen to be homosexual? 
 
Gotta always check. =P
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#268  Edited By MrDirector786
@Hellos said:
" @Slight said:
""You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life"  "
Are you sure you understand what they meant? Perhaps your family has a histroy of being attacked by Demons, who happen to be homosexual?  Gotta always check. =P "
lol
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#269  Edited By Darkseid Elite

I spilled paint in the garage once and my pops burned me with a cigar. On Christmas he gave a box of cigarettes and told me to smoke up. They've done a lot.
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#270  Edited By FLCL1
@Darkseid Elite said:
"I spilled paint in the garage once and my pops burned me with a cigar. On Christmas he gave a box of cigarettes and told me to smoke up. They've done a lot. "

lol
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#271  Edited By FLCL1
@Slight said:
""You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life"  "

............................................ 
wtf
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#272  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Primmaster64 said:
" @Slight said:
" "You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life"  "
Damn "
Damn is right..the Gay Demons are undefeated.
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#273  Edited By Lance Uppercut
@Vance Astro said:
" @Primmaster64 said:
" @Slight said:
" "You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life"  "
Damn "
Damn is right..the Gay Demons are undefeated. "
Yeah, but those Gucci suits they wear are just to die for. Really sets off their eyes. 
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#274  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Lance Uppercut said:
" @Vance Astro said:
" @Primmaster64 said:
" @Slight said:
" "You have to fight the gay demons...Fight them with your life"  "
Damn "
Damn is right..the Gay Demons are undefeated. "
Yeah, but those Gucci suits they wear are just to die for. Really sets off their eyes.  "
LOL
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#275  Edited By JonesDeini
@Queen Kong:  
Father once told me "I hat that his is the man you chose to be...", oddly I didn't give a damn though. Seeing as I always made a concentrated effort to be the opposite of him 
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Wow...this thread makes me actually GLAD to have my parents.....

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My father said I was a failure and a mistake.  He was dead serious.

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" leave my house i will file restraining order on you"

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"I always wondered if those progesterone shots I got when I was pregnant turned you gay."

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"If I hadn't had all you, my life would have been so much better" - my father

(I am the oldest out of six children)

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'I'll kill you'. Obviously that was a lie... my parents are actually good though.

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Too many to list lol

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"If you leave the fellowship, it will be like a death in the family. You will be dead to us."

And my classic favourite:

"Why can't you be more like your brothers and/or sisters? People like them."

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"If you leave the fellowship, it will be like a death in the family. You will be dead to us."

And my classic favourite:

"Why can't you be more like your brothers and/or sisters? People like them."

What is "the fellowship"? Intrigued.

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I'll cut off your finger.

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me and my dad were watching Criminal Minds... And while he was looking for something to drink, he said "Im going to kill you like one of those people on TV. "

So I said "then Who's gonna put TV for you?" he's too lazy to do it himself. "and who's gonna get you pay per view UFC fights for free?"

So he answered "I guess I should keep you around for a while."

It's not sad, it's hilarious... My parents always showed they loved me... And any bad thing they have told me, they apologize immediately. And I forgive and forget easily.

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Oh, they have no idea what they've said is horrible. Nothing they've said had any impact on me. A couple of my siblings, though. They can eat shit.

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Death threats.

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#289  Edited By black_wreath

@black_wreath said:

"If you leave the fellowship, it will be like a death in the family. You will be dead to us."

And my classic favourite:

"Why can't you be more like your brothers and/or sisters? People like them."

What is "the fellowship"? Intrigued.

Though I don't like to make a big deal over it, technically speaking I grew up in a cult.

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My mom told me that I was messed up.

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"Why did I give birth to such a failure?" - my mother IIRC

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#293  Edited By Guardiandevil83

My dad is the black Red Forman. Seriously. Imagine a tall, intimidating, black former US Army Soldier who is old school macho.

"Alright now, the police kick in my doe im'a kick in yo ass!"

"Alright now, you break something in my house im'a break yo ass!"

"Alright now.." Y'all get the point right?

Oh, and, "What is wrong with yo brain boy?"

I love my dad. Shoot had he not been a hardass I'd probably still be a weak, non-athletic virgin.

My dad didn't do the whole "stay in the house thing"

"Edward, get yo butt outside and play. And if somebody hit you, you betta hit they ass back"

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@ryagan: Wow, I can't even. I'm literally dying of laughter. Sorry about that man.

Mine: You have really disappointed us Mfundo.

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@mfundroid: My mom and I look back on it and laugh about it. Lol.

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#296  Edited By Petey_is_Spidey

"If I hadn't had all of you, my life would have been better." - My mom.

Thing is, she doesn't think saying stuff like this is abnormal.

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"I'm worthless and ain't worth for sh#t. " Or along those lines.

And the stuff my dad said when he challenged me to a fight. xD

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@ryagan said:

"I always wondered if those progesterone shots I got when I was pregnant turned you gay."

LOL

This is what my parents said to me when I told them I was gay: "Yeah, we know."

I guess I suck at hiding ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

whoops
whoops

As for the OP, I've been cussed out a lot, but they've never said anything that's genuinely hurt me.

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@sprior93: That was the biggest reaction I got from my friends and family, too. I was so nervous to tell them, but when I told them, they pretty much just said, "Lol, we know."

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This might seem odd, but it should show how evil my father is. I was his favorite and he was trying to get me to come live with him and he said "I don't care if your little brother stays with your mother, I just want you"...like it was a compliment or something. I felt sick..THIS f**cker is my FATHER?