What is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard!

Is your dad a baker? Cause you got a sweet a$$.

Are you gay?

You're so fly like a GS.
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@god_spawn:

Yep. Corny with all the fixin's....

"Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face."

"What's your sign? Is it 'please let me touch your ass'?"

"You know what they say about guys with big feet...they have sex with me."

"Mary had a little let me rub your boobies."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna get you pregnant."

"Rock, paper, take off all your clothes."

If you recognize these, then you're awesome.

@HBKTimHBK said:

"Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face."

"What's your sign? Is it 'please let me touch your ass'?"

"You know what they say about guys with big feet...they have sex with me."

"Mary had a little let me rub your boobies."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna get you pregnant."

"Rock, paper, take off all your clothes."

If you recognize these, then you're awesome.

JENNA MARBLES.

I LOVE YOU.

@The Dark Huntress said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

"Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face."

"What's your sign? Is it 'please let me touch your ass'?"

"You know what they say about guys with big feet...they have sex with me."

"Mary had a little let me rub your boobies."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna get you pregnant."

"Rock, paper, take off all your clothes."

If you recognize these, then you're awesome.

JENNA MARBLES.

I LOVE YOU.

Of course :)

Woman: I'm a professional photographer, but I left my tripod at home. Can you help me?

Me: You bet I can.

Have I seen you on OKcupid? My friend used this last night and the face the girl made was great. so many lols were had.

Girl, you better stay away from Hiroshima....cause you're ass is DA BOMB!

The doctors say I have a week to live, but I would rather die in your arms today.

The JXM Line > Anything else.

"MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE REALLY HOT" 
 
probably the only pick up line I've ever heard. 

Never heard any in real life, just various ones from movies/TV. and all of those have already been said.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put abcdefghijklmno and kill your parents together.

Baby, are your parents terrorists? 'Cause baby you da bomb.

you know you want this ****

Are you an angel that have fallen from heaven?

Cause you look like a demon.

A Korean girl once said to me "are you down for straight F*ing or what"... Gross

Girl, you're clumsy. You've somehow managed to trip into my heart.

*Girl checks swagg*

Then end.

Your cute for a CHINESE Boy... Grrrrrrrrrrrr

@Enemybird said:

Your cute for a CHINESE Boy... Grrrrrrrrrrrr

@ssejllenrad said:

@Enemybird said:

Your cute for a CHINESE Boy... Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Me not Chinese me Japanese! lol

Someone tried to pick me up with this. I am not kidding.

Me: "I've got a shiny japanese suicune card..." *Yes, I used to collect pokemon cards.*

Girl: "OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY?! What do you want for it?! I'll give you sex!"

So if I had to pick a worst pickup line ever, it's "hey baby, wanna check out my POKEMON CARDS?"

"Your dad must be a thief because it seems like he stole the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes".

why don't you do something else with that mouth besides running it.

@minigunman123 said:

Someone tried to pick me up with this. I am not kidding.

Me: "I've got a shiny japanese suicune card..." *Yes, I used to collect pokemon cards.*

Girl: "OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY?! What do you want for it?! I'll give you sex!"

So if I had to pick a worst pickup line ever, it's "hey baby, wanna check out my POKEMON CARDS?"

I'm pretty sure she was being sarcastic :P

(Actually saw this happen and it worked)

Guy: Hey, You want a Pizza and F^#k?

Girl: *Shocked/Creeped Out look*

Guy: What you don't like Pizza?

Girl: Haha, you're funny, What's your name?

Me:

@Enemybird: You weren't there, no she wasn't, lol.

“Can I Buy You A Drink Or Do You Just Want The Money?”

"Give you a nickle if you tickle mah pickle."

Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again?

@minigunman123 said:

"Give you a nickle if you tickle mah pickle."

Gonna use this on my girlfriend... Mwahahaha!

It wasn't anything said...Just a hammer over her head, and then bad things happened...>_>

On your mark, get set, suck my d!ck

"Girl, you put both the Asses in Assassin."

"Girl, you put both the Asses in Assassin."

@TheDrifter said:

Lets do some math.Lets divide your legs, add me, subtract our clothes and multiply.

love this

@The_Martian said:

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

and this

Hmm, can't remember if any were ever used on me but a good friend of mine told me that they guy she was dating at the time actually use the "Hey, do you have any Italian in you? Would you like to?" combination. It worked.

Edit: Then again, when you're 18/19 years old...

Merry Christmas when its not Christmas.

"Humhumhummm....shouldn't people just miss singing for no reason at all, sometime? Hi, I'm Lawrence. Sing your name to me, softly."

"Get your coat love, I've got a knife."

I never heard some in real life but I saw this somewhere on the internet.

I want to have something between us... A wall. it isn't a pick-up line but it's funny.

Hey babe if you were a booger in my nose you would be the first I'll pick

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a gun,

Get in the van.

"So, what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"