What is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard!

"@danhimself said:

" Are you an angel because I have an erection! "

no fair, I said that to you"

" GIMME SEX BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! "

" My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. "

Now I'm kinda glad I haven't heard any pick-up lines, I probably would've gotten one of these stupid lines.
but then again it's the thought that counts...

lol i just laugh at anyone who uses pickup lines.  they're just silly.

"Hey baby you drop something"
*girl turn around, and the man hands her a paper*
"here's my number "



booo0o0oo00o seriously wanted to smack the hell outta that guy man...

You make my sotfware turn to hardware.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is ready...
You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

You're like a parking ticket..You have fine written all over you

"Did you fart? Because you blew me away"

girl: "so what kinda car do your drive?" 
 
Me: O o 
 : /
 
*  Cough* gold digger..

"Shake that ass and get it loose" 
 
-From the movie Love & a Bullet.

Girl: are you gonna pay for my drink?
 
Me:  O o 
no.

Do you work for UPS? I could of sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Girl: so where do you work and how much do you make?

 
"If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes." - A favourite among us biology kids.

Girl: so do you own your own house?
 
me: O o
 
* i really gotta stop going to clubs and college campuses*

i just realized that the majority of female pick up lines are horrible

"Wanna f**k?"

Hey baby I may not be Fred Flintstone but I'll sure make your Bed rock! personal favorite I said it to a girl once she just walked away...

Are you Jamaican? Because your Jamaican me crazy! 
 
Hey baby is your dad a farmer? because you have some nice melons. 
 
Hey baby is your dad a baker? because you have some nice buns! 
 
Do you have a mirror in your pants pocket? because I can see myself in them. 
 
*checks her shirt tag* just what I thought made in heaven. 
 
Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get! 

You must be Boba Fett, because I want to be your Slave1.

"i put the "ape" in "rape" because i'm a beast in the sheets"

@The Stegman said:

"i put the "ape" in "rape" because i'm a beast in the sheets"

lmao

"do you wear jewelery? because id love to give you a pearl necklace"

Im sorry, can I get a pic? Why?? So I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas

@Phylos said:

"do you wear jewelery? because id love to give you a pearl necklace"

This is a kid friendly site man... But then again, if someone knew the meaning of what you said, I bet he wouldn't be considered a kid.

I ran into two gorgeous cops at the gas station. The first one smiled at me and the other casually said "hi."

In my caffeine stupor I said, "Someone better call the cops..." They both stared at me ready for anything. "Because I'd like to report a stolen heart."

They laughed at me till I draped my coat over my face and disappeared like Dracula.

"I put the STD in 'stud.' Now all I need is U."

@sesquipedalophobe: ROFL

@JediXMan: I'm using that.

@VictorGrey: It's as funny using it as it is embarrassing.

This one guy tried to holla at a co-worker, who was also married, with this: 
 
"I bet that if you put my phone number in your cell phone, you'll get better phone reception..." 
 
I was standing right there when he said that. The pick-up line was so lame, that I pulled out my cell phone and played this tune, increasing the magnitude of embarrassment for him.
 
  

@Static Shock: Right on.

Baby you look like you could use some help and I am a therapist, but you can't spell that without the rapist

Are you an angel?

Because I've got an erection.

Hey babe

WANT TO HAVE SEX?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXD

• If you were a man, I turned gay.
• Nice dress. Wanna talk to me out of it?
• Your left leg is Christimas and your right one is Easter. May I enter between holidays?
• May we have a magic one-night-stand? (How?) He wave sex and you disappear.
• Lets abolish private property. Open your legs.
• I have a putter. You, the hole. Lets play golf.
• You are the lenses to my eyes.

• You. On your four.

NOW.

1. I have the smallest penis you've EVER seen. (the objective being supposedly to "arouse" the woman's curiosity)

2. Excuse me ma'am? Doe's this rag smell like chloraform to you?

@Rogan2112 said:

1. I have the smallest penis you've EVER seen. (the objective being supposedly to "arouse" the woman's curiosity)

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This is so tired - it deserves a meme:

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Woman In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Cue eye roll.......now.

@InnerVenom123 said:

Are you an angel?

Because I've got an erection.

One of the best robot chicken sketches.

@lykopis said:

This is so tired - it deserves a meme:

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Woman In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Cue eye roll.......now.

LOL Did someone actually ever try that one? It's so corny.