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Posted by Justize (328 posts) - - Show Bio

#1 Posted by Aronmorales (9434 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm...I've never had the opportunity to hear one.

#2 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
@Aronmorales said:
" Hmm...I've never had the opportunity to hear one. "
lol awwwwwwwwwww


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#3 Posted by stormlover1994 (906 posts) - - Show Bio

whats a pick up line? (i dont get much english things)

#4 Posted by Justize (328 posts) - - Show Bio
@stormlover1994: it's a phrase (usually one line) that is supposed to attract the opposite sex.

Example: Hey, baby I'm going to call God and tell Him he forgot an angel!


Now, that's a bad pick up line!
#5 Posted by Aronmorales (9434 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah it is.

#6 Posted by Vance Astro (91122 posts) - - Show Bio

GIMME SEX BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!

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#7 Posted by stormlover1994 (906 posts) - - Show Bio
@Justize said:
"@stormlover1994: it's a phrase (usually one line) that is supposed to attract the opposite sex.Example: Hey, baby I'm going to call God and tell Him he forgot an angel! Now, that's a bad pick up line!"

ohhhh LOL
#8 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
" GIMME SEX BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! "
I love your inner Ike Turner
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#9 Posted by stormlover1994 (906 posts) - - Show Bio

Here is a classic:  "Baby is it hot in here or is it just you?"

#10 Posted by Vance Astro (91122 posts) - - Show Bio
@pixelized said:
" @Vance Astro said:
" GIMME SEX BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! "
I love your inner Ike Turner
"
I've never said this..someone said this too me.
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#11 Posted by Justize (328 posts) - - Show Bio
@stormlover1994: VERY CLASSIC!!!!!
#12 Posted by laughingcorpse (190 posts) - - Show Bio

lmao, okay.

"i want you like chelsea handler wants vodka."

i was reading her book. 'Hello vodka it's me, Chelsea' outside when, my ex-bf first talked to me...corny-est thing, but it was funny

#13 Posted by Roddy010 (5153 posts) - - Show Bio

No heres one "Girl I know you tired....Cuz you been runnin thru my mind ALL day...."

#14 Posted by Vance Astro (91122 posts) - - Show Bio

"If your right leg is christmas and you left leg is new years...can I get in between holidays"

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#15 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

almost every one i ever heard was the worst. sad really.

funniest: Quagmire of course!

"Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you... or do I?"

#16 Posted by Dementia5 (686 posts) - - Show Bio

"Nice legs. When do they open?"

#17 Edited by Morpheus_ (29873 posts) - - Show Bio
@Dementia5 said:
" "Nice legs. When do they open?" "
Good one. So bad, that it gets really funny.
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#18 Posted by Akwa (4821 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm here. What are your other two wishes?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

"Do you have a library card because I want to check you out."

"I'm rich."

#19 Posted by War Killer (19992 posts) - - Show Bio

Starts to write some of these lines down

#20 Posted by Dreadmaster (16778 posts) - - Show Bio
@Akwa said:
"I'm rich."

HAHAHA, that dude must be desperate or something like that.
#21 Posted by Captain13 (3276 posts) - - Show Bio

Show a cloth to the girl and say, "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

#22 Posted by Akwa (4821 posts) - - Show Bio
@Captain13 said:
"Show a cloth to the girl and say, "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" "

O_O

Thats less of a pickup line and more like an unconscious gang-rape line.
#23 Posted by Pheeke (198 posts) - - Show Bio

"show me your boobs."
seriously someone said this to me on a festival, i don't know if it counts as a pick up line, i guess he was just so drunk that he thought i'd actually do it. he looked surprized when i said hell no!

#24 Posted by Kurrent (14061 posts) - - Show Bio

"Are you from Tennessee because you are the only TEN I SEE"

#25 Posted by Captain13 (3276 posts) - - Show Bio
@Akwa said:
" @Captain13 said:
"Show a cloth to the girl and say, "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" "
O_OThats less of a pickup line and more like an unconscious gang-rape line. "
It always comes back to semantics. =D
#26 Posted by The Psyentist (16431 posts) - - Show Bio
@War Killer said:
"

Starts to write some of these lines down

"
Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
Queen of Hearts

(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance."
"No..."
"Mind if I remedy that?"

This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe...
#27 Posted by War Killer (19992 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist said:
"@War Killer said:
"

Starts to write some of these lines down

"
Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
Queen of Hearts
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."
I've never been hit on :(
#28 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio

"Nice shoes want to eff?"

#29 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio
@Kurrent said:
" "Are you from Tennessee because you are the only TEN I SEE" "
*Spits drink*
#30 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio
@War Killer said:
" @The Psyentist said:
"@War Killer said:
"

Starts to write some of these lines down

"
Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
Queen of Hearts
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."
I've never been hit on :( "
You will, one day. Don't rush it.
#31 Posted by War Killer (19992 posts) - - Show Bio
@Babs said:
"@War Killer said:
" @The Psyentist said:
"@War Killer said:
"

Starts to write some of these lines down

"
Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
Queen of Hearts
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."
I've never been hit on :( "
You will, one day. Don't rush it. "
Oh trust me, I like to be suprised :D
#32 Posted by Stormultt (5317 posts) - - Show Bio

frankly this ive heard alot lol which were bad....

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems

Last one was from the idiot down the street from me...

#33 Edited by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

Lets do some math.

Lets divide your legs, add me, subtract our clothes and multiply.

#34 Posted by EisforExtinction (1909 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Psyentist said:
" @War Killer said:
"

Starts to write some of these lines down

"
Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
Queen of Hearts
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe... "
If you wore a hat like that I would complement it.
I'd say: "Hey, that hat is bananas. How come you so ballin'?"
You'd say: "A playa like me got make money, money, make money, money."
Then I'd say: "DAMN."
#35 Posted by EisforExtinction (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

A personal favorite of mine: If I had a shotgun do you know what I'd do? I point it straight up at the sky and shoot Heaven on down to you.

#36 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

#37 Posted by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow,all of these were horrendous.
Sure glad I'm not a girl if it'd mean hearing some of those lines!

#38 Posted by Calvin (3479 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody: That one is wrong at so many levels. You win this thing.
#39 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

a girl tried to butter me up by telling me
" your so cute, you look just like...Baby Huey."


" Baby Huey?!!! "



#40 Posted by Power NeXus (9899 posts) - - Show Bio

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

#41 Edited by Vortex13 (12223 posts) - - Show Bio

"F##k me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?"

EDIT:this wasn't said to me it was said to someone behind me at a party once and I couldn't stop laughing.

#42 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

#43 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio

How much does a polar bear weigh?


enough to break the ice

=)

#44 Posted by Power NeXus (9899 posts) - - Show Bio

Dang. Somebody already said mine. How about...

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

If I followed your home, would you keep me?

Bond. James Bond.

If this bar was a meat market, you would be the prime rib.

You should be someone's wife.

All those curves, an me with no brakes...

#45 Posted by inferiorego (21239 posts) - - Show Bio

"Do you have any tattoos in any other....places?" (Yes, she paused)

I laughed, and walked away.

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#46 Posted by killermike (3175 posts) - - Show Bio

"A yo b**ch."
I hear this one every now and then whenever i'm in Oakland.

#47 Posted by EisforExtinction (1909 posts) - - Show Bio
@killermike said:
"

"A yo b**ch."
I hear this one every now and then whenever i'm in Oakland.

"
This one works though.
#48 Posted by The Psyentist (16431 posts) - - Show Bio
@EisforExtinction said:
" @The Psyentist said:
" @War Killer said:
"

Starts to write some of these lines down

"
Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
Queen of Hearts
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe... "
If you wore a hat like that I would complement it. I'd say: "Hey, that hat is bananas. How come you so ballin'?"You'd say: "A playa like me got make money, money, make money, money."Then I'd say: "DAMN." "
Oh, dear...haha.

@Vortex13 said:
" "F##k me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?"EDIT:this wasn't said to me it was said to someone behind me at a party once and I couldn't stop laughing. "
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

#49 Posted by danhimself (22290 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you an angel because I have an erection!

#50 Posted by inferiorego (21239 posts) - - Show Bio
@danhimself said:
" Are you an angel because I have an erection! "
no fair, I said that to you
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