What is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard!
"@stormlover1994: it's a phrase (usually one line) that is supposed to attract the opposite sex.Example: Hey, baby I'm going to call God and tell Him he forgot an angel! Now, that's a bad pick up line!"
ohhhh LOL
" @Vance Astro said:I've never said this..someone said this too me." GIMME SEX BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! "I love your inner Ike Turner "
lmao, okay.
"i want you like chelsea handler wants vodka."
i was reading her book. 'Hello vodka it's me, Chelsea' outside when, my ex-bf first talked to me...corny-est thing, but it was funny
almost every one i ever heard was the worst. sad really.
funniest: Quagmire of course!
"Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you... or do I?"
"Haha.Starts to write some of these lines down
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Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance."
"No..."
"Mind if I remedy that?"
This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe...
"@War Killer said:I've never been hit on :("Haha.Starts to write some of these lines down
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Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."
" @The Psyentist said:You will, one day. Don't rush it."@War Killer said:I've never been hit on :( ""Haha.Starts to write some of these lines down
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Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."
"@War Killer said:Oh trust me, I like to be suprised :D" @The Psyentist said:You will, one day. Don't rush it. ""@War Killer said:I've never been hit on :( ""Haha.Starts to write some of these lines down
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Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."
" @War Killer said:If you wore a hat like that I would complement it."Haha.Starts to write some of these lines down
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Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe... "
I'd say: "Hey, that hat is bananas. How come you so ballin'?"
You'd say: "A playa like me got make money, money, make money, money."
Then I'd say: "DAMN."
A personal favorite of mine: If I had a shotgun do you know what I'd do? I point it straight up at the sky and shoot Heaven on down to you.
a girl tried to butter me up by telling me
" your so cute, you look just like...Baby Huey."
Dang. Somebody already said mine. How about...
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
If I followed your home, would you keep me?
Bond. James Bond.
If this bar was a meat market, you would be the prime rib.
You should be someone's wife.
All those curves, an me with no brakes...
"This one works though."A yo b**ch."
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I hear this one every now and then whenever i'm in Oakland.
" @The Psyentist said:Oh, dear...haha." @War Killer said:If you wore a hat like that I would complement it. I'd say: "Hey, that hat is bananas. How come you so ballin'?"You'd say: "A playa like me got make money, money, make money, money."Then I'd say: "DAMN." ""Haha.Starts to write some of these lines down
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Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:
(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe... "
@Vortex13 said:
" "F##k me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?"EDIT:this wasn't said to me it was said to someone behind me at a party once and I couldn't stop laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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