What is the weirdest conversation you have ever had?

It doesn't have to be one that you participated in, just one that you heard or overheard. No fictional ones, only ones that have occurred in real life and stand out because of their weirdness.

BUMP, this got buried quickly under all the spam.

@jobiwankenobi said:

BUMP, this got buried quickly under all the spam.

I was recently party to an argument between a flatmate and a coffee shop waiter about which salad was best.

I've been on 4Chan a few times....

Okay, I have weird friends and we have a LOT of weird conversations. Here's an example that just so happened to be the first to come to mind.

We were conversing about the unpleasant feeling that one receives whilst taking a dump and the water splashes back up into your bunghole.

Yeah.... weird. That involved both guys and surprisingly even more girls.

Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.

Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?

I'd take that deal. >.> <.<

@minigunman123 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.

Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?

I'd take that deal. >.> <.<

Yeah, pretty much.

Another was when we discussed the pointlessness of flavored condoms and why the heck apple pie and orange sorbet were flavors.

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@minigunman123 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.

Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?

I'd take that deal. >.> <.<

Yeah, pretty much.

Wait. After you have one organism, does she just poof away, or is she your girlfriend forever?

@jobiwankenobi said:

Another was when we discussed the pointlessness of flavored condoms and why the heck apple pie and orange sorbet were flavors.

W... T.... F....

Obviously the best flavor is Green Apple....

@jobiwankenobi said:

@minigunman123 said:

@jobiwankenobi said:

Another was when we discussed the pointlessness of flavored condoms and why the heck apple pie and orange sorbet were flavors.

W... T.... F....

Obviously the best flavor is Green Apple....

I believed that topic was a segue from another topic about replaceable dicks. I actually had to explain to my friends why removing your dick and putting in a gold one (or chocolate one if you want more head) was not a good idea. I kept saying, "Nerve endings," and they were like o_O "dafuq are you talking about?"

They're the stupidest smart people I know.

I think that's a bit graphic for these forums...

@minigunman123: lol Should I delete it?

@minigunman123 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@minigunman123 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.

Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?

I'd take that deal. >.> <.<

Yeah, pretty much.

Wait. After you have one organism, does she just poof away, or is she your girlfriend forever?

All records of the intercourse is forgotten in the time-line, but you still remember it, as well as your friend being erased from the time-line.

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@minigunman123 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@minigunman123 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.

Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?

I'd take that deal. >.> <.<

Yeah, pretty much.

Wait. After you have one organism, does she just poof away, or is she your girlfriend forever?

All records of the intercourse is forgotten in the time-line, but you still remember it, as well as your friend being erased from the time-line.

Eh... Still take that deal >:D

@jobiwankenobi said:

@minigunman123: lol Should I delete it?

Probably.

@minigunman123: I will....

...but it will still exist in your quoted posts *maniacal laugh*

If a conversation isn't considered weird by somebody then it isn't worth having.

I talked with my friends about Superhero Anatomy, let's just leave it at that.

@Blood1991 said:

If a conversation isn't considered weird by somebody then it isn't worth having.

@John Valentine said:

I've been on 4Chan a few times....

This is the answer.

When my dad talked to me about STD's......it was hard to fap that night.