What is the weirdest conversation you have ever had? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

It doesn't have to be one that you participated in, just one that you heard or overheard. No fictional ones, only ones that have occurred in real life and stand out because of their weirdness.

#2 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

BUMP, this got buried quickly under all the spam.

#3 Posted by joewell (5112 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@jobiwankenobi said:

BUMP, this got buried quickly under all the spam.

#4 Posted by The_Roman (3159 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

I was recently party to an argument between a flatmate and a coffee shop waiter about which salad was best.

#5 Posted by John Valentine (15782 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

I've been on 4Chan a few times....

#6 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Okay, I have weird friends and we have a LOT of weird conversations. Here's an example that just so happened to be the first to come to mind.

We were conversing about the unpleasant feeling that one receives whilst taking a dump and the water splashes back up into your bunghole.

Yeah.... weird. That involved both guys and surprisingly even more girls.

#7 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13875 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.

#8 Posted by minigunman123 (3100 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.

Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?

I'd take that deal. >.> <.<

#9 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13875 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@minigunman123 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:
Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.
Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?
I'd take that deal. >.> <.<

Yeah, pretty much.

#10 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Another was when we discussed the pointlessness of flavored condoms and why the heck apple pie and orange sorbet were flavors.

#11 Posted by minigunman123 (3100 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@minigunman123 said:
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:
Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.
Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?
I'd take that deal. >.> <.<
Yeah, pretty much.

Wait. After you have one organism, does she just poof away, or is she your girlfriend forever?

@jobiwankenobi said:

Another was when we discussed the pointlessness of flavored condoms and why the heck apple pie and orange sorbet were flavors.

W... T.... F....

Obviously the best flavor is Green Apple....

#12 Posted by minigunman123 (3100 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@jobiwankenobi said:

@minigunman123 said:
@jobiwankenobi said:
Another was when we discussed the pointlessness of flavored condoms and why the heck apple pie and orange sorbet were flavors.
W... T.... F....
Obviously the best flavor is Green Apple....
I believed that topic was a segue from another topic about replaceable dicks. I actually had to explain to my friends why removing your dick and putting in a gold one (or chocolate one if you want more head) was not a good idea. I kept saying, "Nerve endings," and they were like o_O "dafuq are you talking about?"
They're the stupidest smart people I know.

I think that's a bit graphic for these forums...

#13 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@minigunman123: lol Should I delete it?

#14 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13875 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@minigunman123 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:
@minigunman123 said:
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:
Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.
Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?
I'd take that deal. >.> <.<
Yeah, pretty much.
Wait. After you have one organism, does she just poof away, or is she your girlfriend forever?

All records of the intercourse is forgotten in the time-line, but you still remember it, as well as your friend being erased from the time-line.

#15 Posted by minigunman123 (3100 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@minigunman123 said:
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:
@minigunman123 said:
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:
Whether or not you would bang the girl of your dreams in return of your best friend's life.
Like, you have sex with her, and your friend dies?
I'd take that deal. >.> <.<
Yeah, pretty much.
Wait. After you have one organism, does she just poof away, or is she your girlfriend forever?
All records of the intercourse is forgotten in the time-line, but you still remember it, as well as your friend being erased from the time-line.