#1 Posted by Sexy Merc (42075 posts) - - Show Bio
#2 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh sh!t, I'm constipated.

#3 Posted by JediXMan (30630 posts) - - Show Bio

"Huh. A mugging...."

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#4 Posted by Omarpool (6773 posts) - - Show Bio

"What is that man doing to that small child?"

#5 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

Why are people saying I'm not original?

#6 Posted by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio

"Damn you look good in that Birthday Suit"

#7 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

there is no more chicken...

#8 Posted by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio

"How much for the red-head in the back?"

#9 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a bald spot hence the bucket...

#10 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

There' something beside tobacco in this cigarette.

#11 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

pow pow!

#12 Posted by velle37 (6058 posts) - - Show Bio

Say g'night Gracie....
#13 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

that dude looks tasty
#14 Edited by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio

I have guns and stuff.

#15 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

DIE!

#16 Posted by Mugen_ (95 posts) - - Show Bio

Girrrl let me pee in yo bush

#17 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

you disappoint people...

#18 Posted by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio

can I get that in a brunette?

#19 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

mmm chicken...

#20 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm such a BAMF

#21 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

it's so hot when I wear this costume

#22 Posted by Primmaster64 (21138 posts) - - Show Bio

I love cigars.

#23 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

#24 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
Smoking
#25 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

this toilet is great!

#26 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
Pay the rent already!1
#27 Posted by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio

I liek pooping

#28 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
NAW MOAR CHIECKEN
#29 Posted by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio

MOAR POOPZ

#30 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
BUCAKT MAWN
#31 Posted by Omega Ray Jay (7818 posts) - - Show Bio

Who said that?

#32 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
This stuff is soo heavy
#33 Posted by Mr. Mercury (19523 posts) - - Show Bio
Sigh What does Craig want?
#34 Posted by haydenclaireheroes (9064 posts) - - Show Bio

I think she does not like some one

#35 Posted by Mr. Mercury (19523 posts) - - Show Bio

Come get your costume back Spidey

#36 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
F*ck you
#37 Posted by harleyquinn12 (1767 posts) - - Show Bio

 my God, again?
#38 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
Arghh...Next
#39 Posted by Omarpool (6773 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool is a pretty awesome guy.

#40 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

it hurts

#41 Posted by DH69 (4258 posts) - - Show Bio

things to do today

 

rape

smoke

guitar solo

drugs

lock a guy with no eyes in a locker and throw it in the desert

#42 Posted by Omarpool (6773 posts) - - Show Bio

I want this can open!

#43 Posted by ComicMan24 (147093 posts) - - Show Bio

You missed the apple, stupid!

#44 Posted by DH69 (4258 posts) - - Show Bio

this website isnt symetrical...

#45 Posted by Iron_Turtle (583 posts) - - Show Bio

I Almost has teh noms. Bite harder!

#46 Edited by Lance Uppercut (23245 posts) - - Show Bio

I lit a cigarette off a lightsaber. What did you do today?

#47 Posted by Omarpool (6773 posts) - - Show Bio

What's that on the floor?

#48 Posted by ComicMan24 (147093 posts) - - Show Bio

I totally stole Fantomex's thunder in X-Force.

#49 Posted by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

Nobody loves me ;___;

#50 Posted by Omarpool (6773 posts) - - Show Bio

Like a boss!