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#1 Posted by russellmania77 (13617 posts) - - Show Bio

Give me an epic super awesome cool speech on what love is. I'm talkin bout 1980's chick flick cheesiness with a chuck Norris twist

#2 Posted by cattlebattle (12278 posts) - - Show Bio

Love is like hugging an angelic panda...

its also the name of this song...

#3 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@russellmania77:

To bind yourself to your soulmate in the covent of marriage. Husband is forever connected to wife. Wife is forever connected to husband. And they would sacfirice anything for the other even thier life.

#4 Posted by russellmania77 (13617 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Edited by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

#6 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by inferiorego (20588 posts) - - Show Bio

the release of euphoric chemicals from your brain.

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#8 Posted by Kiltro95 (290 posts) - - Show Bio

The result of a part of the brain vibrating I think the Amygdala, there is nothing to do with the heart that idea is the result of years of media conditioning to promote valentine's day.

#9 Edited by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by batmannflash (6109 posts) - - Show Bio
#11 Edited by logy5000 (5525 posts) - - Show Bio

Allow me to quote Sinestro:

"Love is nothing more than a chemical reaction in the brain............love is a lie."

#12 Posted by Renchamp (2054 posts) - - Show Bio

The inability to play unlimited video games ever again but not really minding in the long run.

#13 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17123 posts) - - Show Bio

#14 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000:

Says the guy who went insane and acutally hurt volthoom over losing arsona lol

#15 Posted by logy5000 (5525 posts) - - Show Bio

@martyyy15: Yeah Sinestro has a rep for hypocrisy.

#16 Edited by DigbyKong (300 posts) - - Show Bio

the release of euphoric chemicals from your penis.

Fixed.

#17 Edited by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000:

But he is so aweosme lol. Love the guy, badass anti-hero

#18 Posted by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

Love is a battlefield. Song. Bull.

Love? Like others have said it is a chemical reaction. But for endorphins to be pumped into your brain often when you are around the same person is probably the scientific equivalent of love. It's all about chemistry. Literally.

#19 Posted by MyNameWasDeleted (679 posts) - - Show Bio

Love makes all things irrelevant.

Time stands still on the tip of a needle and the shattered fragments of your soul are made whole once more. The sun is brighter somehow and the air is always fresh.

Filling your lungs with it clears your whole day of worry because you know this thing now- this love thing- and people become shadows moving past you as wisps of smoke when before they were stone facades behind which lurked demons, like ninja, waiting to pounce on your dreams.

Magic happens at a touch, and fire dances for your pleasure on tip of tongue- in word, or kiss sparks do ignite- and morning washes over you with hope for more of same.

Regret a long lost set of car keys falling down a well-

the car shoved over a nameless cliff with no concern at all.

Taste-buds sparkle, light makes happy

swirly blurs in the corner of your eyes, and tears never fall from sadness only ever fall from joy.

#20 Posted by MonsterStomp (13177 posts) - - Show Bio

Love is power you give someone that could destroy you, and you're trusting this person not to.

#21 Edited by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

People are sappy.

#22 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp:

I like that defination, very romantic...and true

#24 Posted by MonsterStomp (13177 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Edited by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

@inferiorego said:

the release of euphoric chemicals from your penis.

Fixed.

Actually euphoric chemicals have nothing to do with an erection. If they did men would be sporting then when eating chocolate, or exercising, both of which also release endorphins.

#26 Posted by MyNameWasDeleted (679 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17123 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio
#29 Posted by DigbyKong (300 posts) - - Show Bio

@vortex13 said:

@digbykong said:

@inferiorego said:

the release of euphoric chemicals from your penis.

Fixed.

Actually euphoric chemicals have nothing to do with an erection. If they did men would be sporting then when eating chocolate, or exercising, both of which also release endorphins.

goddamit, can't a guy make a dumb joke without getting a lecture

#30 Posted by WildcatKO (8 posts) - - Show Bio

#31 Posted by MonsterStomp (13177 posts) - - Show Bio

@vortex13 said:

@digbykong said:

@inferiorego said:

the release of euphoric chemicals from your penis.

Fixed.

Actually euphoric chemicals have nothing to do with an erection. If they did men would be sporting then when eating chocolate, or exercising, both of which also release endorphins.

goddamit, can't a guy make a dumb joke without getting a lecture

Not on the Vine haha.

#32 Posted by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

@digbykong said:

@vortex13 said:

@digbykong said:

@inferiorego said:

the release of euphoric chemicals from your penis.

Fixed.

Actually euphoric chemicals have nothing to do with an erection. If they did men would be sporting then when eating chocolate, or exercising, both of which also release endorphins.

goddamit, can't a guy make a dumb joke without getting a lecture

Not on the Vine haha.

More like not with me lol. I love over analyzing jokes, and approaching them like the person saying them are stating it seriously. It is one of my favorite things to do lol.

#33 Edited by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

To all of you who posted the What is Love song that damn thing is stuck in my head. I didn't even play them! And the song is now stuck in my head! So thank you for that! lol.

#34 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

WHAT IS LOVE!!!!!

BABY NO HERPES...NO HERPES!!

WHAT IS LOVE!!!!!!

BABY NO HERPES...NO HERPES!!!

#35 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17123 posts) - - Show Bio

@vortex13: Or as we call it. Ruining every joke!

#36 Posted by MonsterStomp (13177 posts) - - Show Bio

@vortex13 said:

@monsterstomp said:

@digbykong said:

@vortex13 said:

@digbykong said:

@inferiorego said:

the release of euphoric chemicals from your penis.

Fixed.

Actually euphoric chemicals have nothing to do with an erection. If they did men would be sporting then when eating chocolate, or exercising, both of which also release endorphins.

goddamit, can't a guy make a dumb joke without getting a lecture

Not on the Vine haha.

More like not with me lol. I love over analyzing jokes, and approaching them like the person saying them are stating it seriously. It is one of my favorite things to do lol.

I thought I was the only one... That's why I never did it. From now on I'm taking every joke seriously!

#37 Posted by Mercy_ (92085 posts) - - Show Bio

the release of euphoric chemicals from your brain.

Shut up, Mat >_<

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#38 Posted by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

@vortex13: Or as we call it. Ruining every joke!

Yes but it brings me great amusement, and I don't like to mix with you guys anyway. You smell weird, not necessarily bad but it is definitely an unusual smell that is hard to describe... a bit like iron flakes mixed with burnt pine sap.

#39 Posted by SuperManofSteel (22 posts) - - Show Bio

must.....resist.....bobbing head....to..What is Love song...nnrrrhh

#40 Posted by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp: Hey man, moderation. Everything is cool to do, but only in moderation. Everything. O_O

#41 Posted by inferiorego (20588 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_ said:

@inferiorego said:

the release of euphoric chemicals from your brain.

Shut up, Mat >_<

Now you know how I think... emotionless.

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#42 Posted by AnyWhichWayButUp (760 posts) - - Show Bio

@russellmania77: It's the one time in your life when you love something more than shouting I'M BATMAN to the local hobos.

#43 Posted by judasnixon (5449 posts) - - Show Bio

Going bar hoping on bicycles with the most beautiful woman. After a day of drinking, go home to watch a film with her, and she ask you to rub her booty during the whole movie. Then a magical kitten pops out of her ass.......... I made up the last part.

#44 Posted by BadVoodoo (381 posts) - - Show Bio

lol... Love to me is a very good friend you can sleep with. Somebody so cool you don't want to share them.

#45 Posted by warlock360 (26900 posts) - - Show Bio

Love is the source for the greatest joy in life, as well as the greatest agony.

#46 Posted by warlock360 (26900 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17123 posts) - - Show Bio

Love is the source for the greatest joy in life, as well as the greatest agony.

The the most perplexing duality in the human spectrum of emotion.

#48 Posted by God_Spawn (35982 posts) - - Show Bio

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#49 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17123 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: I swear SNL was the best it's ever been from the time Sandler started until the time Will Ferrell quit.

#50 Posted by alka_seltzer (13 posts) - - Show Bio

You're wrong for asking a bunch of nerds who probably have never been kissed before in their whole lives, with the small exception of family members) and think Scott and Emma's past relationship is realistic (I.e other than every teenaged boys fantasy) this question.