What if Justin Bieber became President of the United States?

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Outside_85

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@outside_85 said:

Ted Cruz would throw a fit over an immigrant becoming president.

Even though Ted Cruz is Canadian......

Exactly, first he'd protest, then he'd realize his own position and then jump in the sea :)

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He would be assassinated by comicvine.

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vance_astro

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#53 vance_astro  Moderator

Then the Matrix is real.

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flashback0180

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too bad he has a criminal record now.

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OrdinaryAlan

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Move to México.

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Penderor

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Execure Order 67.

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#57  Edited By Superguy1591

@superadam: Obama was BORN in America, in Hawaii. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

Obama =/= Cruz

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Superguy1591

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Also, I like how Republicans have been calling Obama Kenyan and saying how he's not American, even though Hawaii has stated countless times that they have his birth on record, but Canadian born Ted Cruz gets a pass.

The Right-wing in this country has 0 shame, 0 sense of irony, 0 sense of the length of their hypocrisy.

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@superadam: Obama was BORN in America, in Hawaii. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

Obama =/= Cruz

Oh, you're right, but the courts have already ruled that a child of two US citizens born outside the US is a natural born citizen.

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Superguy1591

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@superadam: Only Ted's mother was American; his father just became an American.

Next excuse.

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Rouflex

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Rape would be legalized.

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@rouflex said:

Rape would be legalized.

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So he's...French-Canadian?

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@dngn4774 said:

@rouflex said:

Rape would be legalized.

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So he's...French-Canadian?

I don't understand...
I don't understand...

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@bruxae said:

The country would be tainted forever so im afraid we'd have to nuke it. Then burn it. Then carpet bomb it with acid. Then remove it from all history books. Then move to the moon.

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If that happens I go live in North Korea and I try to put Wenjun Chew as a President.

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We'd be f*cked.

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@rouflex: Not if the Belieber Party controls the House.

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Were up a creek of sh!t without a paddle. No one would take him seriously and America would be the laughing stock of the entire world. Oh wait, it already is.

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#71  Edited By Saint_Sophie

He'll try to make his song Baby the official national anthem.

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Then that would suck.

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Go on, don't give him back to us.