One morning you are in your house when you notice a strange sound coming from your kitchen. You approach and look inside and feel a tingly, almost orgasmic feeling somehow coming from a banana. You get a call from a friend saying that the sky is emitting weird chemicals all over the world and no one can figure it out and that it's mutating all the bananas in the world with the "Sexy Banana fetish disease". Suddenly, a strong pain rushes through your body, harder than a million adamantium laced condoms piercing your body all at once!
The pain has made you and almost every living thing on earth a giant mutated banana. Anyone who felt it permanently lost their appetite for bananas.
What follows?
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