What has been the funniest quote you have ever heard?

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#1  Edited By Hardartist

Many, but many people laugh once in a while, but what has been the funniest quote you have ever heard in your entire life?

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#2  Edited By goldenshot80

One of the funniest Quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger  was "FREEZZE IN HELL BATMAN!!"

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#3  Edited By drkhwk2001
(Mike Epps): "Don't make me go tell Dwight"
(Store keeper): "Dwight who?"
(Mike Epps): "Dwight around yo lips"
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#4  Edited By FLCL1

reporter: "are you bi polar?" 
charlie sheen:"im bi-winning"
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#5  Edited By OmegaDynasty
@FLCL1 said:
" reporter: "are you bi polar?" charlie sheen:"im bi-winning" "  
Haha, I laughed so hard when I first heard that. 
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@OmegaDynasty said:
" @FLCL1 said:
" reporter: "are you bi polar?" charlie sheen:"im bi-winning" "  
Haha, I laughed so hard when I first heard that.  "

i know right! LOL
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