What Five Questions Would You Ask God - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by King Saturn (211255 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

If You Could Ask God Five Questions About Anything. What Would You Ask The Almighty ?

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#2 Posted by Seoul Trane (66 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Why don't people believe your Word and your redemptive sacrifice Christ Jesus?
Post Edited:2008-03-09 22:38:32

#3 Posted by Terry Handson (1594 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

i would ask them why do people use there free will recklessly

#4 Posted by Terry Handson (1594 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"I can only think of one at the moment... Wtf were you on when you created the platypus? "

wtf lmao

#5 Posted by aztek_the_lost (30738 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Why did you create humanity if you knew we were going to turn out like this?

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#6 Posted by Terry Handson (1594 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

i would also ask him why did he let this happen

#7 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

who are you?
when were you created?
what are you?
Where are you? another dimension? a higher plane?
why?!?!?

M

#8 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

I can only think of one at the moment...

Wtf were you on when you created the platypus?

#9 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"I can only think of one at the moment...Wtf were you on when you created the platypus? "

classic question!!!!

M

#10 Posted by Terry Handson (1594 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

now tht i think of it that is a pretty ugly animal

#11 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"Wtf were you on when you created the platypus? "

"What's wrong with me?"

M

Post Edited:2008-03-09 23:08:27

#12 Posted by Queen Kong (1604 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

1.You died for our sins once.Nobody seems to get it.Sinning is at an all time high.Don't you think it's time for another miracle.

2.Do you actually listen and talk back to people? Alot of people seem to believe it is so.

3.When I get to heaven/If I make it...will I still be me,will I still have a physical form.

4.How come you and your son only performed miracles in an era when there was none or barely any written record?

5.What happened to my Black Lakers hat? I haven't seen it since New Years...it's my favorite hat! lol.

#13 Posted by Terry Handson (1594 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

whats the deal with every one speaking a diffrent laugage i personally would like to understand my spanish elders
Since elijah never died he was swept up to heaven does that mean he's still alive?
Why take my parents and grandparents leaving me with two sisters!!!!
Do you have a sense of humor
where do babies come from?

#14 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Crimson Orchid says:
"Wtf were you on when you created the platypus? "
"What's wrong with me?"
M

Post Edited:2008-03-09 23:08:27"

They're so cute, but seriously, wtf?

#15 Posted by Terry Handson (1594 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

lmao!

#16 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Terry Handson says:

"where do babies come from?"

well when two people really love each other...

M

#17 Posted by DragonGateAcer (5400 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

whats your fave film
do you like dinky doghnuts
is there any bars here
want to play pool
is there really a stairway to heaven

#18 Posted by cpt_linger (2902 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Lottery numbers for next week
What's the deal with Michael Jackson?
Is there really a shortage of chairs in heaven?
Will you be my freind?
Do you pay child support?

#19 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

What's up God
How ya been
Where's my dawg JC
Yo son what's up with Enoch
Alright Man when you stopping by?

#20 Posted by Queen Kong (1604 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

If were all god's children...how come Jesus gets special attention?

#21 Posted by Ashley Handson (123 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

when is your son coming back
how is my mother doing
what palns do you have for the earth when were gone?
where do animals go? when they die
is there really extra terrstrials?

#22 Posted by Legendary Bio Vishanti (3334 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Who will I marry
When is the world going to end
Will you give me your powers
Can I join Mary Kate and Ashlie Olsen's little sex group
Does Queem Saturn know about King Saturn's often sexal avatars and website visted.

LOL.

#23 Posted by Static Shock (47330 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

1) When will Jesus come for us?

#24 Posted by DragonGateAcer (5400 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

yo god i cant believe its not butter is it really not butter i mean i tastes like butter it feels like buuter it smells like butter hell it even spreads like butter but it aint butter or is it?

#25 Posted by Ninjasnake (47 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Why do people blame the devil for evil when every one says that you created all so that means you must have created evil also?
Why do people have to follow your teachings blindly to gain access to heaven?
Do people really burn for eternity in hell or is that just a metaphore for basking in their sins?
Why do you judge us and tell us who we are and what were ment to do?
Why do you get to tell us when to die?

I'm an athiest people, I don't judge you guys so don't judge me. If I did meet him though this is what I would ask.
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#26 Posted by HaDBeEN (5 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Are you a reality T.V. fan?
Is Saturday cartoons ever gonna be as good when I was kid again??
Will Ironman the movie be any good? I'm so tired of sitting through a bad marvel flix...
Whats winning numbers for the next mega million???? I'll split it with you if I win!
If you were an animal what would you be? I would be a bear. "Grawl!"

#27 Posted by ronin alexsnder (7817 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

the only question i would ask is why do i have to have a baby girl why couldnt i have a son like u. i am a firm believer in god and love him for his teachings and i am not angery for having a girl just saddened by it. thats all

#28 Posted by Resonate (15053 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

I wouldn't want to ask him anything.

A god understood is no God at all

#29 Posted by POHOCOM (807 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

What is the nature, & outer limits, of the space/time continuum.
What's the true history of man's existence, from his creation til known history.
What existed before the creation of the universe & time.
What happens to our consciousness after death.
What other civilizations, or life, exist beyond our solar system.

#30 Posted by Gambler (80655 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Do you also offer the Virgin package?
Do I have to play a harp? Cause thats kinda gay
Was Joesph pissed you got his wife pregnant?
What exactly do you do?
Evolution, or Creationism? Which side of the fence are you on?

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#31 Posted by Charmcaster (5272 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Gambler says:

"1. Do you also offer the Virgin package? 2. Do I have to play a harp? Cause thats kinda gay 3. Was Joesph pissed you got his wife pregnant? 4. What exactly do you do? 5. Evolution, or Creationism? Which side of the fence are you on?"

LMAO!

who was the first style icon?
WHy am I blonde
Was the boy with the many rainbow coat, gay?
If you could sex jessica alba or jennifer lopez, which would you choose?
Why am I on the "to hell" list?

#32 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

1) How was you created?

2) Are you really God?

3) Why don't you kill off the bad people and leave the good alive, instead of the other way round?

4) Is there anyway i can have a portion of your powers?

5) What is your favourite Movie?

#33 Posted by Modi (49 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

1) Why havent you hit Joe Q with lightning yet? SMITE HIM DAMMIT!

2) So... whats your feeling about your followers wearing the image of you getting killed?

3) So who gets the most chicks? Odin or Zeus?

4) can i have some superpowers? i promise not to abuse them... much.

5) Why haven't you made felicia hardy flesh and blood we could do with a little mmmmoew
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#34 Posted by weather witch (3187 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

1.so wats up?

2.infinate power....gotta be cool huh?

3.what came first the chicken or the egg?

4.so u ever consider modeling?

5.can i get my own room in heaven?

#35 Posted by weather witch (3187 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Shazam (Lord M.) says:

"One and only question, how could you f@ck things up like they are now!?"

hey that was our fault he gave us free will and look what we did with it.....

#36 Posted by Shazam (Lord M.) (640 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

One and only question, how could you f@ck things up like they are now!?

#37 Posted by Constantine (15840 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Will we ever figure how to time travel?
Will we ever travel space properly?
Will I live a good life?
Will I die painfully?
When does humanity and the world die?

#38 Posted by Darkchild (38677 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

My Question will be

Do you hate us?

#39 Posted by Shazam (Lord M.) (640 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

if he IS alknowing he would of foreseen it, its like he did it on purpose just to say:

"But nooooooooooooo, i gave you guys free will!"

that crap wont cut it

#40 Posted by Shazam (Lord M.) (640 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Darkchild says:

"My Question will beDo you hate us?"

do you want to see us rott in hell?

cuz as far as i see it everyone broke the ten commandments at least once just for being born

#41 Posted by Darkchild (38677 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Shazam (Lord M.) says:

"Darkchild says:
"My Question will beDo you hate us?"
do you want to see us rott in hell?
cuz as far as i see it everyone broke the ten commandments at least once just for being born"

aint that the sh!ts.

#42 Posted by Shazam (Lord M.) (640 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

personally i dont have a problem with that :P

#43 Posted by happy_now_mr._shazam (11 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

my question will be,

1) Why do some candy bars come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?

2)If it is zero degrees and tomorrow it supposed to be twice as cold, wtf?

3)Why is it called a TV set, when there is only one?

4)Why do british people never sound british when they sing?

5)If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

#44 Posted by Shazam (Lord M.) (640 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

classic

#45 Posted by Constantine (15840 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

happy_now_mr._shazam says:

"4)Why do british people never sound british when they sing?"

I can answer that

!!STFUF!!

#46 Posted by Constantine (15840 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Ashley Handson says:

"5. is there really extra terrstrials?"

yup

#47 Posted by Mr. Long Dong (7 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

CONSTANTINE HAS SMALL BALLS !!!!!!!!!!!

#48 Posted by Constantine (15840 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Mr. Long Dong says:

"CONSTANTINE HAS SMALL BA********LLS !!!!!!!!!!!"

Still bigger than yours

#49 Posted by Mr. Long Dong (7 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

lol,

theres a picture of mine on google, go check for yourself^^

#50 Posted by Charmcaster (5272 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Mr. Long Dong says:

"lol, theres a picture of mine on google, go check for yourself^^"

Wow....that is really n00bish...