What fighting skills do you have? (bragging encouraged)

I will literally go medieval on your a**!

I will take your weapon and your hand!

-Racob has spoken

Sennin mode

#ShanobiGod

I can punch someone quite hard.

I punched someone in their calf muscle and their face blew off

Let's just say that even Ryu couldn't beat (With ALL moves in street Fighter)

I can beat people up with any thing, I once destroyed my brother with a banana (sounds dirty out loud) lol

Im comparable to a young scott pilgrim

@wolverine08 said:

Try that when I'm in full plate armor! You'll break your damn leg fool!

My sexiness kills:

None

I fight like a mouse stuck in yogurt.

I beat people up with my words like a civilized human being.

Is rape classed as a martial art?

@i_like_swords: Yes.

Savate

Classy.

Im good at everything, just like everybody else on the internet.

I am a state qualifying wrestler from when I was in highschool, I have done boxing for 3 years, judo/bjj for 4 years, and have just picked up some Muay Thai, really liking that!

You know those flat plastic bread ties?

Not the wire ones the flat ones.

I can throw throw those things at people really well and sometimes hit people in the eye if I'm about three inches away from there eye

I have a phenomenal flight response in addition to my sharp tounge.

this is the 90's i'm gona sue your ass... also I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!

This is my martial art right here.

I hope your limbs don't have any permanent damage. How did you freeze? Fell in an icy lake?

Im a master in Kung Fu.

My wit.

I'm a master of run like a bitch style of the oh-god-not-the -face-style

Well, this comment wins the day!

Lol nice.

I have mastered the deadly martial arts of Hokuto Shinken. I touch you once and you're already dead.

This sounds like necrophilia to me.

@darling_luna: Stabbing and slashing > Kicking.

LOL nope

@jaken7:

@chibi_cute: No? That excuse is from a heart filled with madness.

Just signed up for Krav Maga actually. Would be a neat skill set to take into the Army.

HAHA.. omae wa mu shindeiru

@darling_luna: Woulda been cooler with a sword. Maybe a sword attached to his heel or something.

Y'know a sword...like your avatar has.

I am very good at witty remarks and snarky appropriate responses.

Though I am also very skilled in the art of getting the hell out of here.

Eh eh, loved this ;)

Fixed it :)

I honed my skills as a gladiator in the pits of Kaon.

I poop myself and no one will get near me.... works everytime

I won Humans vs Zombies at my College for the first time in 4 years; I specialize in sock based fragmentation devices and foam projectiles.

I do know Ip man's fighting style (though I haven't mastered it yet, I'm in second form now).

@matteopg: what did you fix? You left out my wrestling accomplishment and crossed out bjj and judo? I like grappling much more than boxing to be honest, I am even teaching a grappling class here in my campus.

I have some combat prowess, however I prefer to defeat people mentally rather than physically.

It was a dumb joke, no worries. It didn't turn out great.

Oh hahahahahahahahahahaha(ten hours later) hahahahahaha. Feel better? :D

... not really, but I appreciate it. You're a good person.

Dinner at 9? lol

@cable_extreme: sounds nice. Do you want to pick the restaurant?