What do you want your headstone to say?

Nuff said.

"Where is my cake?!"

That would be the first thing I would say when I rise from the grave actually.....

Probably "Best before..." Then my date of death.

Against the rules so spoiler block:

I got it!!!..... "Thats burnt"

"His only weakness was that he was weak"

"I'm with stupid ------------>"

"why you no use lazarus pit on me?"