Posted by WillPayton (9504 posts) 6 months, 14 days ago

Poll: What do you think happened to the Malaysia Airlines plane? (40 votes)

Mechanical problems leading to explosion or crash 10%
A bomb destroyed it 0%
Aliens took it 30%
It was hijacked 18%
Obama! 15%
It went into an inter-dimensional doorway into another dimension or universe 8%
The Rapture 10%
Other (specify below) 10%

What do you think happened?

#1 Edited by JetiiMitra (8663 posts) - - Show Bio

It was the Rapture.

#2 Posted by WillPayton (9504 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

It was the Rapture.

Most likely. But, there's a small chance it was something else. =)

#3 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (10720 posts) - - Show Bio

As much as I wanted to vote Rapture Herny Cavill is still filming so it can't be that. Im gonna go with high jacking. Air Marshal 50 cent failed to save that plane.

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#4 Posted by JetiiMitra (8663 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

It was the Rapture.

Most likely. But, there's a small chance it was something else. =)

Or maybe... it was all of them!

#5 Posted by Strongarm (5857 posts) - - Show Bio

Aliens

for now and forever

#6 Posted by WillPayton (9504 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

@willpayton said:

@mitran said:

It was the Rapture.

Most likely. But, there's a small chance it was something else. =)

Or maybe... it was all of them!

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#7 Posted by JakeN7 (12645 posts) - - Show Bio

Aliens...duh!

#8 Posted by Chibi_cute (4553 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not saying it was aliens..

But it was aliens..

On a serious note..

The plane is clearly hijacked.. those pilots turned off the transponders.. it is probably in a hangar somewhere loaded with bombs.. or worst nukes. waiting to be crashed again 9/11 style.

#9 Posted by judasnixon (6586 posts) - - Show Bio

I wish it was Hijacked, then they might be alive.... If that plane went down in the water you have a 0% survival after 72 hours..... I'm trained in open water survival. If you're on a plane or helicopters goes down over water most likely your dead.. I trained trying to get out off a underwater helicopter, and most likely if it happens I'll die..... If we get out we die of hyperthermia. You will die in 70 degree water of hyperthermia......

#10 Edited by WillPayton (9504 posts) - - Show Bio

#11 Posted by WillPayton (9504 posts) - - Show Bio

My mom should like this poll. She called me up last week and asked me what I thought, did aliens do something with the plane? She said that she was asking because, well... "I Know about these things". Apparently her coworkers have been going around saying that aliens might have had something to do with the missing plane, and she believes them.

I told her... dont worry mom, aliens didnt do it. They're all busy on the Moon setting up stuff to make it look like we actually landed there in 1969. Then when they invade, they can make a big show of first blowing all that up, and then they move to destroying satellites, and finally the invasion.

#12 Posted by Nelomaxwell (10545 posts) - - Show Bio

It was probably hijacked.

#13 Posted by JakeN7 (12645 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by EpicTayMan (2542 posts) - - Show Bio

I will have to go with the winning vote Aliens.

#15 Posted by Xwraith (18654 posts) - - Show Bio

It was hijacked by Carmen Sandiego's gang.

#16 Posted by marvel_boy2241 (2468 posts) - - Show Bio

lol

#17 Posted by Wolverine08 (42826 posts) - - Show Bio

I think it blew up.

#18 Posted by EpicTayMan (2542 posts) - - Show Bio

Perhaps

#19 Posted by Perethorn (3402 posts) - - Show Bio

It was victim of a time/space paradox.

#20 Posted by iaconpoint (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

Space aliens for sure.

#21 Posted by Cable_Extreme (9379 posts) - - Show Bio

It most likely was hijacked.

#22 Posted by Cgoodness (4908 posts) - - Show Bio

Manbearpig obviously

#23 Edited by cattlebattle (12820 posts) - - Show Bio

Traveled through time, obviously.

#24 Posted by HumanRocket (8381 posts) - - Show Bio

Traveled through time, obviously.

To the past or the future? has to be the future because it they went to the past we would have seen some disturbances in the space time continuum

#25 Posted by cattlebattle (12820 posts) - - Show Bio

To the past or the future? has to be the future because it they went to the past we would have seen some disturbances in the space time continuum

They would do that in the future though, too.

#26 Posted by TazzMission (5488 posts) - - Show Bio

It most likely was hijacked.

i dont know i mean if family is calling cells and there ringing im thinking maybe the pilot landed the plain somewhere and for all we know he could have cut all oxygen to the cabin wich would have him be fine in cockpit

#27 Posted by Cable_Extreme (9379 posts) - - Show Bio

@cable_extreme said:

It most likely was hijacked.

i dont know i mean if family is calling cells and there ringing im thinking maybe the pilot landed the plain somewhere and for all we know he could have cut all oxygen to the cabin wich would have him be fine in cockpit

It doesn't make the likelihood of it being hijacked any less possible. The fact that the phones are still ringing means they probably were not blown up, and the fact that the plane's gps locator was turned off, but the base was still reading the plane's fuel reserves, and everything after that happened leads me to conclude that being hijacked is the most likely case.

#28 Posted by WillPayton (9504 posts) - - Show Bio

@tazzmission said:

@cable_extreme said:

It most likely was hijacked.

i dont know i mean if family is calling cells and there ringing im thinking maybe the pilot landed the plain somewhere and for all we know he could have cut all oxygen to the cabin wich would have him be fine in cockpit

It doesn't make the likelihood of it being hijacked any less possible. The fact that the phones are still ringing means they probably were not blown up, and the fact that the plane's gps locator was turned off, but the base was still reading the plane's fuel reserves, and everything after that happened leads me to conclude that being hijacked is the most likely case.

Hijacked... by aliens?

#29 Edited by Cable_Extreme (9379 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Edited by The_Deathstroker (7919 posts) - - Show Bio

Obama!

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#31 Posted by SuperStar_sketcher (1511 posts) - - Show Bio

its still at the airport but the illumaniti did it

#32 Posted by McDerpyson (775 posts) - - Show Bio

White Castle had something to do with it.

#33 Posted by Psychogeist (129 posts) - - Show Bio

Geists.

#34 Posted by Frozen (13548 posts) - - Show Bio

Honestly, pilot suicide.

#35 Posted by Stevens61310 (183 posts) - - Show Bio

Well clearly since George W. Bush was in office it's Obama's fault

#36 Posted by DoomGuy (772 posts) - - Show Bio

Woo. Let's make jokes about the possible deaths of 239 people.

#37 Posted by SSJDarthPlagueis (2574 posts) - - Show Bio

#38 Posted by _Atomikill_ (4300 posts) - - Show Bio

Y'all remember the opening scene from the DKR with Bane? Yeah, that.

#39 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5962 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Posted by buttersdaman000 (9776 posts) - - Show Bio

The answer is obvious; they are all..