What do you identify yourself as?

Evidently there is a new fad going on where people identify themselves as a helicopter or a bay-blade. Rather than having different thread dealing with what individual people identify themselves as, at least on comicvine, I thought we could probably consolidate it all into one big thread.

So the rule of the thread:

1) Be yourself

2) Identify yourself however you want

3) Don't be a meanie

Alright let the games begin =)

@rouflex alright done, come here :p

A couch

I identify myself as a rocket...a human rocket <_< >_>.

A sparkly, rainbow colored mushroom cloud explosion created by an epic clash between superpowered women creating shockwaves and collateral damage while a giant mecha is fighting an alien invasion during a concert.

the black Wally west.

A raging homosexual male with a penis.

I see myself as a knowledgable/annoying raccoon. Sounds right I guess. What do you think @quinnofthestone? :P

*Metal slowly turning red*...

Hi, my name is Rouflex and i have a molecules modifications planned for Friday the 31th. On that date i'll fusion my intellectual identity with my mortal being... What will i become? A Fast Spinning Top that will conquer every Cup on earth... Including the Suplex City, Atlantis, Metropolis, Gotham and Starcity ones.

*Marking stuff with my arms while i still can*

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

I am Groot

@rocketraccoonthingy: a little more imagination would be nice.

I am an agent of Hand. I identify as ninja fodder.

*Breath Heavely* I came and i marked my territory... Now tell us what you are :D!

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

hehehe too late you identify yourself as a human rocket, you are a husky :p my little husky :p

@impervious: How dare you

@claymore1998: my bowl has been empty the whole day!

*Growls with hunger*

@blazingnova: Oops sorry, here have some Scooby snacks and please leave mommy's shoes alone :p

@rocketraccoonthingy: I did :P

@claymore1998: ALL OF YOU ARE LACKING IMAGINATION!

What do you think @claymore1998?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE ARE NOT MONSTERS FROM THE LAB, WE ARE OURSELVES... WE MIGHT BE COMPLICATED BUT WE ARE NOT MONSTERS! *HATE INSIDE A RUSSIAN BOX OF HATE*.

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

Okay you are challenging me. Okay then, I imagine myself as various things 1) a midget 2) demon 3) grandma) 4) @blazingnova's mother 5) @artyom's grandmother 6) @ms-lola pizza nonna (I am sure I misspelled that) and last but not the least 7) your wife.

Too much imagination... way too much imagination :p

@claymore1998: @SaintWildcard made Nova snacks...I want those from now on.

Also...no promises on those shoes

*wags tails*

hehe alright so I might have to make a deal with him

@saintwildcard willing to help a mother in need?

:p

@impervious: ok I'll change. I'm a sports bra. Just kidding. I'm a rock. I stay in the same place unless something makes me move

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm f*cking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

A modern day Keyblade Master. I wield the almighty USB, Dreamcrusher.

I yam what I yam

@claymore1998: A meanie >:-)

Tell 'hem about it!

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

Not as a Lynda Carter Wonder Woman Meme?????

@flashback0180: but yam tastes bad...

I identify myself as an incredibly good looking man.

@impervious: not if you eat it with spinach

I am Bruce Jenner.

@thetruebarryallen: but you are one...

Exactly!

#Whoneedstobehumble?

@thetruebarryallen: FINALLY SOMEONE I CAN RELATE WITH!

OP is a Saren fangirl

I am a woman. Mentally I feel more male. Almost all of my friends are males. I am a bisexual that leans more towards the lesbian side. The weird part about me is that I like the company of men more than women. I just like to have sex with women more. I'm not sure how common this is.

I feel like third-rate interior design, postmodern (obviously).

The Real Slim Shady

I am average. I've grown up through out the years. I can get frustrated, but I'm all in all a good person.

@rocketraccoonthingy: I am Roberta Smith, Queen of the Goths

Hehe I like that term :p