What do you get to eat and drink at Waffle House?

I get 4 scrambled eggs with grits and 3 pieces of bacon, though they seem to have a hard time cooking it crispy.I drink Sprite.You?

Unfortunately there isn't a Waffle House where I'm located. I would have to drive down to Kansas City just to get some.

The patty melt and hashbrowns....man I'm hungry right now ....