What celebrities could you beat in a fight?

H2H only but anything goes :-)

Mm, I bet you I can take Gandhi when he was starving... >.> Cause I am totes such a badass.

All female celebrities

The guys that cant fight and the smaller ones too

i can beat the hell outta kristen stewart for sure

YES

Justin Bieber,although I hate beating a little girl.

You could hit her all day, and it won't make a difference.

Her face will not change.

yeah .. and that's the reason why i would want to beat up even more

Doubtful

@themongoose: A Battle this is not

@themongooseForum Rules you should read

Make Sure It Is a Battle

The battle forum is for actual fights between characters. Things like 'who has the coolest power' or 'who gets the most chicks' ARE NOT BATTLES. Just because you put 'vs' in the title, does not automatically make it battle forum worthy. They should be placed in general discussion or in off-topic (depending on what they're about). As well, fights with characters who are not comic book or manga characters or haven't featured predominantly in comic books or manga (Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris, Barney Stinson vs Joey Tribbian etc) do not belong in the battle forum, either.

This has been discussed between the battle forum mods a bit. These are guidelines for what does and does not constitute a battle.

• Who Can Beat _____? - These are not battles and should be placed in that characters forum from this point forward. If they aren't and a mod notices, they'll be moved.
• Power vs Power - Things like Optic Blast vs Heat Vision are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.
• Item vs Item - Things like Mjolnir vs Captain America's Shield are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.
• Can ___ Do ____? - Things like 'Can Wolverine's Claws Cut Cap's Shield' or "Can Superman's Heat Vision Melt Adamantium' are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.

Um.....perhaps I could beat......hm.......

yeah,I can't beat anyone....especially considering my pacifistic views.

Miley Cyrus

@allstarsuperman: Well not at once but yes I am superior than them and I would beat the ones that can fight to like Ronda Rousey

u'll go deaf before beating her

everyone

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS!

i can't think of any funny ones.....sigh

The little baby celebrities. Easily.

@shawnbaby:

@wut said:

@shawnbaby:

Yes. Because informing someone that they posted a thread in the wrong forum amounts to oppression.

There's this whole other forum called "Off-Topic" that is set up to handle these kinds of threads.

• Gina Carano, would beat you until you poop.
• Khloe Kardashian is like 7 foot, she'd probably be able to throw you 20 feet.
• Wendy Williams, she'd eat you up.
• Lucy Lawless looks huge.
• Michelle Rodriguez is tough
• Kathy Bates, would sit on you.

@kgb725: get out of comicvine. you make us look bad.

Honestly probably anyone who has trained in fighting for less than 5 years. I have taken judo since i was 8 and have done taekwondo and muay thai for 3 and 2 years respectively. I wont say id be able to take anyone who fights for a living (probably)

@shawnbaby: It was a joke. I always post something about Oppression in a, 'this thread doesn't belong' here thread cause dem Mods are always out to control sites with their evil thirst for power and delight in pushing down the small man! (Another joke.)

Of course, you could take it as a personal insult or a stab at your sense of duty; not my intention, but I can't stop you.

I beat Chuck Norris I beat 'em all

I understand and I do not take offense.

However, I do feel obliged to remind you that it is often difficult to determine when someone is joking when all they do is post a picture without any context attached to it.

@shawnbaby: Ah, true. Tones are hard to convey over a forum. I do the Oppression thing so often in other forums, I do not think about it being taken anyway but as a joke (and often not a good one).

I will add something to it next time to convey it as a joke. Maybe a 'Your about to enter..... the oppression zone!' or something else to that effect.

Not Chuck Norris.

Stephen Hawking. :3

@shawnbaby WTF how is this not a battle its you vs celebrities everbody else seems to be fine with it maybe the problem here is YOU

Betty White

I already showed you how its not a battle. Maybe if you actually read it you'll be able to figure out why this doesn't belong here

Make Sure It Is a Battle

The battle forum is for actual fights between characters. Things like 'who has the coolest power' or 'who gets the most chicks' ARE NOT BATTLES. Just because you put 'vs' in the title, does not automatically make it battle forum worthy. They should be placed in general discussion or in off-topic (depending on what they're about). As well, fights with characters who are not comic book or manga characters or haven't featured predominantly in comic books or manga (Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris, Barney Stinson vs Joey Tribbian etc) do not belong in the battle forum, either.

This has been discussed between the battle forum mods a bit. These are guidelines for what does and does not constitute a battle.

• Who Can Beat _____? - These are not battles and should be placed in that characters forum from this point forward. If they aren't and a mod notices, they'll be moved.
• Power vs Power - Things like Optic Blast vs Heat Vision are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.
• Item vs Item - Things like Mjolnir vs Captain America's Shield are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.
• Can ___ Do ____? - Things like 'Can Wolverine's Claws Cut Cap's Shield' or "Can Superman's Heat Vision Melt Adamantium' are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.

*HINT* It's in the underlined portion.

Did anyone say Rihanna yet?

lol

I actually think Justin Bieber could whoop a bunch of people on here's ass. The dude chills with Floyd Mayweather all the time, and he is known across the world as a girly sissy. He's a millionaire and I'm pretty positive he spent some of that money learning a thing or too.

@shawnbaby: let me ask you a QUESTION ARE YOU A MOD?

What does that have to do with anything? I was simply informing you that you have posted a thread in the incorrect forum. There's no need to get upset about it.

I really hope you're joking.

I'd fight William Shatner.

@racob7: And which ones could beat me ?

Stephen Hawkings

DJ Qualls.

Look at em'! I'd punch him right in the penis!

I'mma be honest and say very few of them. All these internet tough guys are forgetting that a lot of celebrities, if not strong or trained fighters, are likely to be in incredible shape (especially athletes and actors who are required to look buff and run around for 7 hours a day) and probably have greater stamina/speed than them.

Chuck Norris

Katt Williams. I'd kick his ass if I ever saw him.