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#51 Posted by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shadow Shot: Like that dude in norway?

@Manchine: High Fives Manchine

The power to translate no's into yes's

#52 Edited by No_Name_ (16193 posts) - - Show Bio

@CATPANEXE said:

Help senior citizens cross the street. I even sometimes include carrying their groceries for them. Diabolical, I know.

:)

Oh, and this thread is super creepy. :-/

#53 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29860 posts) - - Show Bio

@Manchine said:

Perverted mind controller here.

We all are.

That's not even necessary to type.

I mean, duh.

#54 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4963 posts) - - Show Bio

Jaywalk like mad crazy.

#55 Posted by rogue_mar1e (20180 posts) - - Show Bio

As long as Officer Grayson is somehow involved, i'll do whatever crime it takes. :P

#56 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29860 posts) - - Show Bio

@rogue_mar1e said:

As long as Officer Grayson is somehow involved, i'll do whatever crime it takes. :P

LMAO.

#57 Posted by Manchine (4413 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

@Manchine said:

Perverted mind controller here.

We all are.

That's not even necessary to type.

I mean, duh.

I make purple man look like a boy scout. =)

#58 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38932 posts) - - Show Bio
@X35 said:

Using sex as a weapon to take over the world

Best world domination plan ever O_O
#59 Posted by X35 (6450 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheGoldenOne said:

@X35 said:

Using sex as a weapon to take over the world

Best world domination plan ever O_O

Who needs a nuclear warhead when you've got a pair of boobs and a butt you can jiggle when it's necessary.

#60 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38932 posts) - - Show Bio
@X35 said:

@TheGoldenOne said:

@X35 said:

Using sex as a weapon to take over the world

Best world domination plan ever O_O

Who needs a nuclear warhead when you've got a pair of boobs and a butt you can jiggle when it's necessary.

So true :')
#61 Posted by TDK_1997 (15991 posts) - - Show Bio

Taking over the world like the Joker.Saying jokers and killing

#62 Posted by majestic99 (8915 posts) - - Show Bio

@CATPANEXE said:

On the other hand, the users here who are actually officers of the law are probably laughing right now. ;)

LOL

#63 Posted by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

Burning the entire city and shooting everyone escaping from the buildings

#64 Edited by buttersdaman000 (13429 posts) - - Show Bio

Never had any fantasies about killing innocent people......

Here are some of my 'criminal' fantasies

- Kidnapping Rick Santorum and locking him in a jail cell with the booty warrior and 4 of his colleagues

- Robbing banks

- Running a drug ring

- Growing pot......

- Running a chop shop ring

- Being a mob boss

#65 Posted by Gambit1024 (10217 posts) - - Show Bio

A lot of them involve heat vision, or ripping things out of the ground and using them as baseball bats.

...God I wish I were Superman.

#66 Posted by The Poet (8646 posts) - - Show Bio

@Gambit1024 said:

A lot of them involve heat vision, or ripping things out of the ground and using them as baseball bats.

...God I wish I were Superman.

you mean normal people DON'T have heat vision or super strength? Wow...that must be rough.

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#67 Posted by The Poet (8646 posts) - - Show Bio

Most of my criminal fantasies involve stabbing the kid who talks too much at the wrong time or the person who keeps clicking his/her pen...

But if I was really evil I could do so much stuff you don't even know...and as I admittedly already am a smooth devil when lying I could do and get away with so much stuff...

Its a good thing I'm a good person

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#68 Posted by VictorGrey (13505 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Poet: When the Poet goes evil, we all start running

My Criminal fantasy is holding the two boats hostage like the Joker did in the Dark Knight.

#69 Posted by WarMachineMarkV (1234 posts) - - Show Bio

- Hack the accounts of corrupt dictators and white collar criminals and create a charitable foundation to solve major world problems

- I would also keep enough to live an upper class lifestyle in a non-extradition country in the case my actions were discovered

#70 Posted by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

I wanna go out to a park and set someone on fire, then piss on them for the lulz

#71 Edited by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

Aldrich Killian is a very cool villain, suave and debonaire (at least before he meltdown)

I want to tie up people in a metal apparatus before injecting them with explosives :3

#72 Posted by ARMIV2 (9250 posts) - - Show Bio

...They're not really whimsical at all, just violent. Violent and scary.

#73 Posted by russellmania77 (16867 posts) - - Show Bio

make a successful bank robbery (with no casualties of course)

n also kill a pedophile

#74 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19363 posts) - - Show Bio

Very interesting thread.

Get superpowers and just go on a good old rampage.

Or if I could control time and freeze time,Id just go round robbing banks and shops.

#75 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (14786 posts) - - Show Bio

torn between understanding and horror

#76 Edited by Jonny_Anonymous (41198 posts) - - Show Bio

Does anybody remember that flight attendant guy who quit his job over the planes tanoy, grabbed two beers, pulled the emergency exit leaver and slid down the evacuation slide? That's what I'd do.

#78 Posted by Veshark (9326 posts) - - Show Bio

I've always wanted to have a time-stop just so I could go nuts. Kicking the nuts out of people I hate without suffering assault and battery charges. Stealing as many slices of roast lamb as I can from the local Brazilian churrascaria. Admiring pretty women without getting pepper-sprayed xD

That last one's a joke, by the way. I swear.

#79 Posted by umbrafeline (5919 posts) - - Show Bio

i would find all those who have made fun of me and play 'SAW' with them

the hell with the Geneva convention :-)

#80 Posted by tasir (343 posts) - - Show Bio

id watch movies before everyone else then spoil them for everyone

#81 Edited by fury714 (625 posts) - - Show Bio

Put some homeless people in a deserted island and have them battle for some food. And then NOT rewarding the winner. Muhahahahaha

#82 Posted by tasir (343 posts) - - Show Bio

play gta 4 in real life

#83 Posted by umbrafeline (5919 posts) - - Show Bio

tear off the tags off mattresses muahahahahhahaa

#84 Edited by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

tear off the tags off mattresses muahahahahhahaa

Evil woman >.>

#85 Posted by umbrafeline (5919 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx said:

@umbrafeline said:

tear off the tags off mattresses muahahahahhahaa

Evil woman >.>

=D

#86 Posted by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

Hijack the bus I used to go to campus and run over pedestrians down the road ;)

#87 Edited by Samimista (21848 posts) - - Show Bio

Jumping on a large sheet of bubblewrap in an office to annoy the employees!

I'd also like to sneak under a cardboard box to Square Enix and break the glass case containing an already done Final Fantasy VII remake.

#88 Edited by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

Farting inside a cramped elevator

#89 Posted by umbrafeline (5919 posts) - - Show Bio

1. loiter

2. walk on the grass

#90 Posted by AweSam (7526 posts) - - Show Bio

Jay-walking. Oh, I'm bad.

#91 Edited by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

Taking a dump in front of a church

#92 Posted by flazam (2611 posts) - - Show Bio

Making a Horse out of Burgers

#93 Posted by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

set my neighbor on fire

#94 Edited by Jorgevy (5165 posts) - - Show Bio

if I was evil, damn... you dont wanna know. but in the end either mankind becomes a super space empire built on the conquest of other races or Earth gets utterly destroyed along with all life on it. or BOTH.

glad I'm a good guy

#95 Posted by Lux_Invictus (154 posts) - - Show Bio

Punch my neighbors cat, "Hobbes". He's so evil. He always attacks me and stares at me with those menacing little beady eyes. I would punch him so hard in his fat little cat face and then laugh the laugh of a thousand satisfied hyenas.

#96 Edited by Dragonborn_CT (25761 posts) - - Show Bio

#98 Posted by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

Shoot up the mall and kill people with a stolen gun

#99 Posted by Samimista (21848 posts) - - Show Bio

Throw snowballs at a thrift store window even though it doesn't snow where I live lol.

#100 Posted by Sideslash (5994 posts) - - Show Bio

Replicating the adventures of Hannibal Lecter.