@Shadow Shot: Like that dude in norway?
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The power to translate no's into yes's
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So true :')
@TheGoldenOne said:@X35 said:Best world domination plan ever O_O
Using sex as a weapon to take over the world
Who needs a nuclear warhead when you've got a pair of boobs and a butt you can jiggle when it's necessary.
Never had any fantasies about killing innocent people......
Here are some of my 'criminal' fantasies
- Kidnapping Rick Santorum and locking him in a jail cell with the booty warrior and 4 of his colleagues
- Robbing banks
- Running a drug ring
- Growing pot......
- Running a chop shop ring
- Being a mob boss
A lot of them involve heat vision, or ripping things out of the ground and using them as baseball bats.
...God I wish I were Superman.
you mean normal people DON'T have heat vision or super strength? Wow...that must be rough.
Most of my criminal fantasies involve stabbing the kid who talks too much at the wrong time or the person who keeps clicking his/her pen...
But if I was really evil I could do so much stuff you don't even know...and as I admittedly already am a smooth devil when lying I could do and get away with so much stuff...
Its a good thing I'm a good person
- Hack the accounts of corrupt dictators and white collar criminals and create a charitable foundation to solve major world problems
- I would also keep enough to live an upper class lifestyle in a non-extradition country in the case my actions were discovered
I've always wanted to have a time-stop just so I could go nuts. Kicking the nuts out of people I hate without suffering assault and battery charges. Stealing as many slices of roast lamb as I can from the local Brazilian churrascaria. Admiring pretty women without getting pepper-sprayed xD
That last one's a joke, by the way. I swear.
Punch my neighbors cat, "Hobbes". He's so evil. He always attacks me and stares at me with those menacing little beady eyes. I would punch him so hard in his fat little cat face and then laugh the laugh of a thousand satisfied hyenas.
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