What are your criminal fantasies?

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#1  Edited By Nerx

Why Not?

You are the villain
You are the villain

Surely you must had thoughts about doing bad things to other people for whatever reason at some point in your life. Screw political correctness. This is a discussion thread where we can be open about those things. Lets say you are bored on traffic and you pull the pistol gesture, then pretend to shoot down everybody on sight. Maybe its for fun, or maybe its because you felt wronged. Since when watching movies some of us do root for the villains, some of us use that antagonist as an escapism tool, some of us want to enact those scenarios but can't in real life because of several issues. However the mind is a fair game for all those thoughts to run amok. Maybe its murder, maybe its torture or maybe its world domination but enough about me. I want to hear your opinions, in that regard let me ask "So what are your criminal fantasies?"

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Removing the tags from my pillows.

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#3  Edited By Chaos Prime

ATM giving me unltd cash over & over again untill it ran out..

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#4  Edited By majestic99

Driving 2 miles under the speed limit

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#5  Edited By Imagine_Man15

This might sound crazy, but I've actually had several fantasies of creating an organization with the intention of overthrowing the U.S. Government, and would eventually lead to conquest of other nations.

In my spare time, I've actually thought in detail about how I would go about it. Strategies, strikes we would use, how we would get weapons, etc.

It'll always be just a fantasy though (I'm throwing that in to ensure no commandos burst through my window or something)

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#6  Edited By Nerx

@Imagine_Man15: that sh!t is cool bro, does it include assassination?

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#7  Edited By texasdeathmatch

aaaaand the FBI was instantly all over this thread after the OP was posted.

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#8  Edited By Death Certificate

Taking over the world.

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#9  Edited By TheCheeseStabber

Running up behind the President when hes in a giant speech and pantsing him infront of every1 then running away screaming like a banshee and hide in home for awhile living in his walls scaring him. Then i'll sneak out of the house and rob vending machines for a living leaving a Punisher logo with crossed eyes where ever I strike so they now it was me THE VENDING BANDIT!

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#10  Edited By Nerx

@texasdeathmatch: Hell naw, it aint about child porn

for me its just a killing spree, going naked in the streets with guns blazing and putting a bullet in everybody's head

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Rob a bank, not for the money or to hurt anyone, just to see if I can, then give money back ^_^

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#12  Edited By joshmightbe

@Nerx: and that's how you get on a watch list

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#13  Edited By Nerx

@TheCheeseStabber: LOL, that was hilarious

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#14  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

convincing Rebecca Black to make a full album.

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#15  Edited By Nerx

@The Stegman: now THAT is evil

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#16  Edited By Zauberin  Moderator

A rough idea that would need refining, but having a bunch of friends use their entire lives getting in the right positions (leaders of organizations, government branches, etc.) and becoming president, then somehow getting a law that would give me absolute control over the United States of America. So I could say I was te one who did it. Only for a day, make a few changes I feel are necessary, without checks and balances, and then give it back to democracy the next, fleeing to Cuba for my crimes against the country.

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#17  Edited By CainPanell

@The Stegman said:

convincing Rebecca Black to make a full album.

Crucify Him! Crucify Him! Lol.

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#18  Edited By Rogan2112

Kill every person I can PROVE that has hurt a child (and any who've hurt women that weren't trying to hurt then first). And by hurt I think we all know what I mean. Straight up physical abuse (no, not freaking spanking), to the monsterous OTHER thing..which I shouldn't have to name. I have no interest in torture, or any garbage like that, they're just as dead if you look at them through a scope, or what have you. No, I haven't ever been abused this way, but the thought of someone harming a child, and in almost ALL cases a woman makes me very irrational. I might even wear a white skull on a black shirt while I'm doing it, who knows?

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#19  Edited By CATPANEXE

Help senior citizens cross the street. I even sometimes include carrying their groceries for them. Diabolical, I know.

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#21  Edited By _Zombie_

Not so much criminal... but go to the store, poke little tiny holes in the cup o' noodles, and walk away giggling with joy.

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#22  Edited By Video_Martian

@The Stegman said:

convincing Rebecca Black to make a full album.

DO IT! O_____O

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#23  Edited By Nerx

Lining up corrupt officials in an airtight chamber then slowly fill it with water, water which can be electrified at any given time.

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#24  Edited By Mr_riddler

Hmmm, let me think, yes. A good and nice...dinner.

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#25  Edited By redhood21

the murder of nicholas cage.

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#26  Edited By Kubashi

Walk around in socks with sandals.

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#27  Edited By Nerx

Bumpage, then again toppling democratic systems worldwide sounds like fun

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#28  Edited By majestic99

@texasdeathmatch said:

aaaaand the FBI was instantly all over this thread after the OP was posted.

Don't forget the CIA(Central Intelligence Agency), DOD(Department of Defense) and the NSA(National Security Agency).

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#29  Edited By skynet45

Destroy the human race.

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#30  Edited By venomyak

Evacuate and then level Rome.

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#31  Edited By X35

Using sex as a weapon to take over the world

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#32  Edited By ssejllenrad

pee with the sit down... mwahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

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#33  Edited By InnerVenom123

Killing my step-dad and his kids.

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#34  Edited By GrandSymbiote94

Selling pounds of kush. I think that's it. All I wanted to do is support myself I don't need to do something extreme.

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#35  Edited By Nerx

bah-bumpity bumpo

@InnerVenom123: How wouldja killem?

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#36  Edited By CATPANEXE

I want to chew bubblegum and kick some ass, but be all out of kick some ass. I'm certain that defies some law I heard and constitutes.

@majestic99 said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

aaaaand the FBI was instantly all over this thread after the OP was posted.

Don't forget the CIA(Central Intelligence Agency), DOD(Department of Defense) and the NSA(National Security Agency).

On the other hand, the users here who are actually officers of the law are probably laughing right now. ;)

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#37  Edited By InnerVenom123

@Nerx: Slowly.

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#38  Edited By Nerx

@InnerVenom123: Serial killer style or by gunshots?

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#39  Edited By InnerVenom123

@Nerx: A mix of both. Would probably need to shoot a few kneecaps.

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#40  Edited By Nerx

@InnerVenom123: To savor pain some methods could be changed, perhaps lighter fluid on their heads and a matchstick would be fun (but only the head stays lit). I call that the ghost rider

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#41  Edited By InnerVenom123

@Nerx said:

@InnerVenom123: To savor pain some methods could be changed, perhaps lighter fluid on their heads and a matchstick would be fun (but only the head stays lit). I call that the ghost rider

LMAO.

Yeah, no burning.

Besides, I always pictured it as mostly a one-sided fist fight, in the end.

I think that would be the most satisfying kind of murder.

Beating someone to death with your bare hands.

=P

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#42  Edited By Nerx

@InnerVenom123: Agreeable, and that sound badass. Punching them until they lose consciousness then hitting them until your knuckles are in the wrong place.

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#43  Edited By Shadow Shot

I've had extremely detailed dreams and visions of how I would beat and murder certain people I hated.

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#44  Edited By Nerx

@Shadow Shot: ever had one where you walked into a mall and had those visions for everyone in sight?

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#45  Edited By Shadow Shot

@Nerx: On, the most angriest of days, yeah.

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#46  Edited By Nerx

@Shadow Shot: Is it with guns blazing or with personal touches to each and every person?

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#47  Edited By Shadow Shot

@Nerx: Guns blazing. With explosives going off everywhere.

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#48  Edited By Manchine

Perverted mind controller here.

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#49  Edited By Static Shock

....Shoplifting. LOL.

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#50  Edited By Bigheart711

Take over Earth and corrupt many countries for amusement.. As a plus, I'd arrange an mass looting of an shopping mall or three ('cause that's what villains do ;p ).