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#1 Edited by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

Why Not?

You are the villain

Surely you must had thoughts about doing bad things to other people for whatever reason at some point in your life. Screw political correctness. This is a discussion thread where we can be open about those things. Lets say you are bored on traffic and you pull the pistol gesture, then pretend to shoot down everybody on sight. Maybe its for fun, or maybe its because you felt wronged. Since when watching movies some of us do root for the villains, some of us use that antagonist as an escapism tool, some of us want to enact those scenarios but can't in real life because of several issues. However the mind is a fair game for all those thoughts to run amok. Maybe its murder, maybe its torture or maybe its world domination but enough about me. I want to hear your opinions, in that regard let me ask "So what are your criminal fantasies?"

have fun people

#2 Posted by The Man of Yesteryear (5502 posts) - - Show Bio

Removing the tags from my pillows.

#3 Posted by Chaos Prime (10857 posts) - - Show Bio

ATM giving me unltd cash over & over again untill it ran out..

#4 Posted by majestic99 (8637 posts) - - Show Bio

Driving 2 miles under the speed limit

#5 Posted by Imagine_Man15 (1801 posts) - - Show Bio

This might sound crazy, but I've actually had several fantasies of creating an organization with the intention of overthrowing the U.S. Government, and would eventually lead to conquest of other nations.

In my spare time, I've actually thought in detail about how I would go about it. Strategies, strikes we would use, how we would get weapons, etc.

It'll always be just a fantasy though (I'm throwing that in to ensure no commandos burst through my window or something)

#6 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@Imagine_Man15: that sh!t is cool bro, does it include assassination?

#7 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13122 posts) - - Show Bio

aaaaand the FBI was instantly all over this thread after the OP was posted.

#8 Posted by Death Certificate (5408 posts) - - Show Bio

Taking over the world.

#9 Edited by TheCheeseStabber (8062 posts) - - Show Bio

Running up behind the President when hes in a giant speech and pantsing him infront of every1 then running away screaming like a banshee and hide in home for awhile living in his walls scaring him. Then i'll sneak out of the house and rob vending machines for a living leaving a Punisher logo with crossed eyes where ever I strike so they now it was me THE VENDING BANDIT!

#10 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@texasdeathmatch: Hell naw, it aint about child porn

for me its just a killing spree, going naked in the streets with guns blazing and putting a bullet in everybody's head

#11 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10130 posts) - - Show Bio

Rob a bank, not for the money or to hurt anyone, just to see if I can, then give money back ^_^

#12 Posted by joshmightbe (24764 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nerx: and that's how you get on a watch list

#13 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCheeseStabber: LOL, that was hilarious

#14 Posted by The Stegman (26064 posts) - - Show Bio

convincing Rebecca Black to make a full album.

#15 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman: now THAT is evil

#16 Posted by Zauberin (4358 posts) - - Show Bio

A rough idea that would need refining, but having a bunch of friends use their entire lives getting in the right positions (leaders of organizations, government branches, etc.) and becoming president, then somehow getting a law that would give me absolute control over the United States of America. So I could say I was te one who did it. Only for a day, make a few changes I feel are necessary, without checks and balances, and then give it back to democracy the next, fleeing to Cuba for my crimes against the country.

#17 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

convincing Rebecca Black to make a full album.

Crucify Him! Crucify Him! Lol.

#18 Posted by Rogan2112 (595 posts) - - Show Bio

Kill every person I can PROVE that has hurt a child (and any who've hurt women that weren't trying to hurt then first). And by hurt I think we all know what I mean. Straight up physical abuse (no, not freaking spanking), to the monsterous OTHER thing..which I shouldn't have to name. I have no interest in torture, or any garbage like that, they're just as dead if you look at them through a scope, or what have you. No, I haven't ever been abused this way, but the thought of someone harming a child, and in almost ALL cases a woman makes me very irrational. I might even wear a white skull on a black shirt while I'm doing it, who knows?

#19 Posted by CATPANEXE (9357 posts) - - Show Bio

Help senior citizens cross the street. I even sometimes include carrying their groceries for them. Diabolical, I know.

#20 Posted by Edamame (28397 posts) - - Show Bio

@texasdeathmatch said:

aaaaand the FBI was instantly all over this thread after the OP was posted.

lol

#21 Posted by _Zombie_ (10448 posts) - - Show Bio

Not so much criminal... but go to the store, poke little tiny holes in the cup o' noodles, and walk away giggling with joy.

#22 Posted by Video_Martian (5562 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

convincing Rebecca Black to make a full album.

DO IT! O_____O

#23 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

Lining up corrupt officials in an airtight chamber then slowly fill it with water, water which can be electrified at any given time.

#24 Posted by Mr_riddler (15708 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmm, let me think, yes. A good and nice...dinner.

#25 Posted by redhood21 (816 posts) - - Show Bio

the murder of nicholas cage.

#26 Posted by Kubashi (214 posts) - - Show Bio

Walk around in socks with sandals.

#27 Edited by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

Bumpage, then again toppling democratic systems worldwide sounds like fun

#28 Posted by majestic99 (8637 posts) - - Show Bio

@texasdeathmatch said:

aaaaand the FBI was instantly all over this thread after the OP was posted.

Don't forget the CIA(Central Intelligence Agency), DOD(Department of Defense) and the NSA(National Security Agency).

#29 Posted by skynet45 (14 posts) - - Show Bio

Destroy the human race.

#30 Posted by venomyak (1436 posts) - - Show Bio

Evacuate and then level Rome.

#31 Posted by X35 (5981 posts) - - Show Bio

Using sex as a weapon to take over the world

#32 Posted by ssejllenrad (12790 posts) - - Show Bio

pee with the sit down... mwahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

#33 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

Killing my step-dad and his kids.

#34 Edited by GrandSymbiote94 (11724 posts) - - Show Bio

Selling pounds of kush. I think that's it. All I wanted to do is support myself I don't need to do something extreme.

#35 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

bah-bumpity bumpo

@InnerVenom123: How wouldja killem?

#36 Posted by CATPANEXE (9357 posts) - - Show Bio

I want to chew bubblegum and kick some ass, but be all out of kick some ass. I'm certain that defies some law I heard and constitutes.

@majestic99 said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

aaaaand the FBI was instantly all over this thread after the OP was posted.

Don't forget the CIA(Central Intelligence Agency), DOD(Department of Defense) and the NSA(National Security Agency).

On the other hand, the users here who are actually officers of the law are probably laughing right now. ;)

#37 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nerx: Slowly.

#38 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123: Serial killer style or by gunshots?

#39 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nerx: A mix of both. Would probably need to shoot a few kneecaps.

#40 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123: To savor pain some methods could be changed, perhaps lighter fluid on their heads and a matchstick would be fun (but only the head stays lit). I call that the ghost rider

#41 Edited by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nerx said:

@InnerVenom123: To savor pain some methods could be changed, perhaps lighter fluid on their heads and a matchstick would be fun (but only the head stays lit). I call that the ghost rider

LMAO.

Yeah, no burning.

Besides, I always pictured it as mostly a one-sided fist fight, in the end.

I think that would be the most satisfying kind of murder.

Beating someone to death with your bare hands.

=P

#42 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123: Agreeable, and that sound badass. Punching them until they lose consciousness then hitting them until your knuckles are in the wrong place.

#43 Posted by Shadow Shot (262 posts) - - Show Bio

I've had extremely detailed dreams and visions of how I would beat and murder certain people I hated.

#44 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shadow Shot: ever had one where you walked into a mall and had those visions for everyone in sight?

#45 Posted by Shadow Shot (262 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nerx: On, the most angriest of days, yeah.

#46 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shadow Shot: Is it with guns blazing or with personal touches to each and every person?

#47 Posted by Shadow Shot (262 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nerx: Guns blazing. With explosives going off everywhere.

#48 Posted by Manchine (4185 posts) - - Show Bio

Perverted mind controller here.

#49 Posted by Static Shock (47330 posts) - - Show Bio

....Shoplifting. LOL.

#50 Posted by Bigheart711 (2196 posts) - - Show Bio

Take over Earth and corrupt many countries for amusement.. As a plus, I'd arrange an mass looting of an shopping mall or three ('cause that's what villains do ;p ).