Well...
At age 3 I killed a snake
My father had to leave but we're still in contact
I kept moving schools when I was 12 my maths teacher tried to kill me when I pushed this b~tch in a fountain
after that nobody remembered that teacher
my mother was almost crushed by an unnaturally manly taurus (bull)
I found a great summer camp which I love but that was when some guy told me he totally had my mother and wanted his stuff
Some girl tried to give me a swirly but it failed
I went to vegas (that was totally a hell like experience) to find him
I found my Uncle who I didn't like who wanted me to get something from a water park
On the way to vegas I spoke to a zebra
The park was rigged with spiders (A family fear of my Girl friend who was then just my friend)
I totally attacked my Uncle then he was scared away (Thank Goodness)
I got my other uncles special hat and some marbles (While killing an enemy of my dads) who was selling garden Gnomes
Gave my uncle his hat then he asked for a glow stick
I was like "Why does everyone think I have that glow stick"
My friend betrayed me and totally had the glow stick
Sh~t happened I was almost killed by a dog and fell from a place
My friend hid the glowstick
More crap happened I gave my Uncle his stick
My friend was saved from my Uncles house (BIG family)
I was stung a scorpion and knocked out while the traitor disappered and gave me some illegal coke (coca cola)
That all happened one sad summer of my life
Oh and my mom gave a statue of my sad exscuse of a step father to a museum
To shorten the next summer in points:
My friend is made fun of then discovers some crazy mad strength
Strong guys break into my school and throw flaming bronze balls
My pen is somewhere and I can't get it 'cos no pockets
my friend comes back from travelling
my other friend disappears
Camp be falling apart
My strange friend is my half brother
I have to find a jumper
Breaking all the rules and I break out
Things happen My friend is saved while wearing a wedding dress
Other things Evil guy has a ship
My friend can mimic voices
They are trying to awake my Grandfather...
I save a loyal horse
The jumper was found between events
A girl was stuck in a tree
Damn being 13 is hard
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