Weirdest thing you've seen/heard happen at your school?

I would say it's when it was the end of the year at my school in Mexico and 3 guys peed in the corners of the classroom while the teacher was out.

Drug trade interrupted in the middle of the school day.

When I was in middle school there was a big police op that went down at the apartment buildings across the street. It was the end of the school day, but everyone was still there. So they locked the entire school down and we ended up staying there like an extra 2 hours. Guess the guy the cops were gunning for was supposed to be armed and dangerous too. I was in my 6th period math class. I remember my teacher getting really dramatic and crying a lot (bless her heart). Then it was over and I was just allowed to walk home like normal. That was pretty friggin' weird.

When someone broke into my middle school, and seemingly only broke into the ice cream freezer. And I'm 99% sure me not properly closing one of the classroom windows was how they got in.

The former drama teacher was fired for watching porn at school.

The new drama teacher had 11 toes.

Walking into the men's room for a leak, and seeing the most anti-gay dude in the school (who was the captain of the football team) going down on the most flamboyant dude in the school.

Two retarded kids pooping in their hands and throwing/smearing it all over the walls.

Closest I ever got to that is when there was a massive confrontation between the cartel and the military in my hometown and they had to close the school down for a while

Nice

@rd189: Dat's hot. And ironically awesome.

People studying in study hall.

@humanrocket: Ha!

There was this kid who would just beat off wherever he wanted during my 9th grade year. He didnt care if he was in class, in the bathroom, on the bus or wherever....It was weird....

He was special needs though...sooooo....

Some seniors filled water balloons with semen, urine, bleach and all sorts of stuff and threw it around. Seven students got arrested and it got on the news.

Kinda seems like the bleach counter acts the two liquids. Unless you meant each balloon had a different one which makes me think about all the trouble they must have gone through with the semen ones

One of my teachers had a breakdown and got into a screaming contest (loud argument) with my principal, who was gay, and the teacher started heading towards the principal like he was going to kill him and the principal ran back towards his office and called the police while the teacher followed him around, yelling at him. Eventually he caught up to the principal and he pwned him in a fist fight and then the police showed up and dragged him out while he screamed, "I will kill you all!"

@saint_wildcard: There were different mixtures in the water balloons. We joke about the semen balloon incident all the time. They were mixed with water though.

Jackass Impersonations

Off the top of my head

• Some guy sh*t in a locker
• A girl called another chick a c*** and got her nose beaten in, there was blood spatter on the walls
• Some kid threw deer urine in the hallway
• Some wangsta missed punching a wrestler and got downed in 3 hit's
• Bomb threats here and there, some kid made several pipe bombs and a list but was caught with the stuff before he could do damage

Mind you I live in a small town also.

A girl in my school apparently gave a horse head.

We also had an student from the rival school come down to the school with a sword.

It was the middle of exams. It was dead quiet, all you can hear was the ticking of the clock. Anyway, I was thinking of a song (Yeah! by Usher) when some random was doing the dougie while walking pass the classroom.

Some kid from the 80's hanging himself in the 700 wing and it being haunted but both stories were fake -_-

• A teacher in my middle school had a mental breakdown while teaching and ran out of the class crying
• I had my math teacher start to crap her pants in the middle of class, she ran to the bathroom to finish. When she cam back, she opened a window and tried to act like nothing was wrong
• There was a kid in the grade below me who frequently masturbated in the bathroom
• A stoner decided it would be a good idea to walk into school holding a carrying around a pound of weed in his hand, he was caught.

This jock kid was beating off to a pregnant teacher in class.

We had a lockdown and the german shepherds found acid in this really slow looking kid's locker. It was just weird that him of all people had drugs.

We had a lockdown for water balloon fights in the hallway. It got so 'serious' that kids had to gather in large crowds and try to secretly throw water balloons without being seen. The real kicker was the fact that there was jizz, piss, and other disgusting mixtures that they put in these balloons that were being thrown at students and teachers.

@Cooldes getting a tape

@flashgreatersigneveryone: making a joke that isn't stale...

"emmanuel no tape"

"emmanuel no tape"

"emmanuel no tape"

"emmanuel no tape"

"emmanuel no tape"

"emmanuel no tape"

"emmanuel no tape"

Both male teachers having a fist fight in front of the class. The physics and P.E teacher.

Well many things surprisingly:

A kid who climbed on top of the school's building (for no reason)

A kid smoking weed right next to a smoke detector....

A dude *somewhat" fingering a girl during lunch. No real skin contact, just over the pants.

Oh, and all the terrible things that happened to my Engineering teacher (who is a very nice guy):

• Getting stung in the eye by a wasp
• Getting bit by a shark
• Splitting his head while going cliff diving
• Having a seizure at school (after the cliff incident)
• Having a heart attack (maybe at school, I cant remember)

Yea, that's pretty much it lol.

In 8th grade our class was rewarded with Starbursts and a viewing of Space Jam for good behavior. A friend of mine named Nathan was having a heated argument with his girlfriend Katie. All of a sudden Nathan jumped up from his chair and threw his desk back just as the math teacher, Mr. Askew was picking up a Starburst wrapper. I heard him say "Oh, little Nathan boy dropped a wrapper". And the chair from Nathan's desk hit him right in the head. It was hysterical. Mr. Askew then walked to his desk, took out a band-aid and stuck up too high on his forehead so he just kept bleeding while he proceeded to lecture us.

@Cooldes: looool i had yo daddy saying the same thing last night

"i got that boy" "ackackackackackacka"

Where was your phone cam at the time?

You had me at the first 7 words, then the plot twist at the end........just when I thought things were getting interesting

You let me down russell you really did.

@longbowhunter: what? How'd nathan get hit on the head... By his own desk that he threw?

@eisenfauste: :,(

Two girls at my school went missing at the same time. One girl returned home the next day, but the other was found dead about a month or two later. I didn't know either of them personally, but it was really scary when that happened.

That's some nasty shit right there!

Some kid in a rival school put weed down the plumbing, and there was a bomb threat in my school and the cops came and everyone's parents started to freak out and turns out there was no bomb.

Also this freshman proposed to another freshman with a iphone4(when it first came out) and an actual ring. He got turned down.

My freshman year I saw a kid dump a whole thing of chocolate milk on another kid's head and down his back. Good times.

Oh, and in fourth grade some fat kid tried to convince everybody he was the son of God, and when we laughed at him he went insane and almost choked somebody out by his own shirt. Good times.

Sadly we didn't have phones when we were in elementary. also phone cams are pretty rare at that time

@chibi_cute: I see, who won?

Kids these days. Now a days everything has a camera in it -___-

@saint_wildcard: Whenever I see middle school kids texting or even elementary kids doing it I just shake my head. They need to grow up how I did

• Girl gave a hangjob to some guy(Sophmores)
• Sexual noises in the closet....two kids were having sex(Middle School)
• Some 5th Grader gave a blowjob to some 1st grader.
• Girl gave her boyfriend a blowjob in the stairway RIGHT NEXT TO A CAMERA. The girl was incredibly hideous also. Not a good sight.
• My and my bros were hanging out and this weird and very unnatractive girl went up to ym freind and started touching his arm saying "musclesssss" in some nerdy voice(This same girl used to stalk me).
• Pubic hairs in the sink.
• One of the girls smeared shit all over the girls bathroom.
• Gym teacher beating off to porn in the middle of the gym.

Oh there's so much things to list.

-___-

I feel like some of these posts are gonna get this thread locked

Oh yeah I forgot soem kid got stabbed in the butthole

Of course the physics teacher got LOLstomped. an un athletic physics teacher has no match against a buffed up P.E teacher.

@chibi_cute: Sounds like you get to see all the fun things :P none of my teachers fought anyone.

I don't have anything interesting to say, I'm living a boring school-life...