[Weird] My dog finally came out of the closet...

he took a crap in my closet and then walked out like nothing happened.

I waited 2 hours

Congratulations.

@llehdevil: Thank you.

@deathstroke52: when I read the title I thought "oh my gosh that dog is gay!"

:-|

Gaaaaaay

My dog actually is flamboyantly gay.

Wow a click bait forum post. You dont see too many of those.

3/10 I knew it would be something like this.

I know right.

@xwraith: What are you talking about?

@deathstroke52: You sir are the master of click bait.

@darkdetective27: Thank you sir.

Seriously though, my dog is a trap.

@deathstroke52: You should get a job in journalism. You definetly have the skills required.

@jonez120: LOL

@darkdetective27: Yeah I've been thinking about it. But my spaz roommate Dick keeps telling me not to because I "have the charisma of a cockroach" or some BS like that.

I expected something very different....but not this.

@deathstroke52: If you can make a good title that lures in the audiance it doesnt matter the quality or the accuracy. I should know I fall prey to zergnet all the time.

@darkdetective27: Yeah I need to work on my titles. Zergnet is my inspiration.

@deathstroke52: Yeah I mean seriously some of those titles have literally nothing to do with the subject or it will be like why this movie will bomb then you click on it and it talks about how it could also be a success. It is so dumb but sometimes Im like ok I have to click on it.

@darkdetective27: Exactly. I'm like "whyyyyy"

@deathstroke52: I think its the not knowing part that eats at you until you finally click on it.

@darkdetective27: Yeah probably.

@deathstroke52: You just need to find some dumb news stories and twist them around to sound interesting. Though you seem to be pretty good at that. You just need a site to hire you.

@darkdetective27: Thanks yeah. There are a ton of dumb stories that I could twist around so badly.

@deathstroke52: If you can think of top 10 lists I know whatculture hires. Basically you just need to think of 10 things that you can put in a list with barely any reasoning and some minimal photoshop skills and you are good to go.

@deathstroke52: If you can get a job you better come track me down and thank me.

Oh and the angrier you get people the more money you make. Im pretty sure people are making some money making poor lists trashing DC. Though after the trailers dropped there havent been quite as many.

Of course m8

@deathstroke52: Alright you know it would be so cool if I actually gave someone good advice.

It's about time.

@darkdetective27: What do you mean

@deathstroke52: I was saying that sometimes lists that you know will get a lot of people mad can sometimes bring in a lot of clicks if you run out of stories that can easily be tampered with. Unless you were talking about how I was saying it would be cool if I helped encourage you to get a job making click bait in which case I was just saying that I thought it was a really cool and unique experiance.

@deathstroke52: Though now that Im thinking about it that is horrible advice. The world doesnt need another flame baiter. Just stick to what you are good at and ignore those last comments. Plus click bait can be more tempting than flame bait.

@darkdetective27: lol ok

@heatblaze123: Why

My gf got a boy dog that got raped my boy dog n now idk how he got affected

^ Wat lol

Take your dog and pitch a show to that network Bravo and it's executives. They can do a show called "Queer Paw for the Straight Dog".

I just wanted an excuse to use that gif.

I see

My friend's male dog has literally humped other male dogs and is therefore a homosexual.

My dog has had his good share of gay moments, but he doesn't like to talk about it.

Cool story bro