Watching Porn..Can Help SAVE The Planet! (Srs Post)

Forward thinker's at the notorious website PornHub have opted to plant a tree for every 100 views of videos under the illustrious "Big D**k" category. Essentially, viewership can give wood, literally, and finally have an excuse if caught.

The event is setup in observance of Arbor Day, it is strongly encouraged that you test the limits of your endurance. It is estimated that, thus far, 1200 gallons of Jenna Jameson's favorite home made soft drink has been produced. So forum goers, I urge you, do this for her...

Is legit, here's two sources ( http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pornhub-promises-to-plant-one-tree-for-every-100-videos-watched-9300748.html )

Eh, I've already fapped today.....

I'm going to take a wild guess and say this gets locked..

@laflux: Picard is there for those in need...

Now go forth my friend....

EDIT-@transformers1024: And that would be stupid, it would literally deprive an opportunity to help a good cause.

Gonna be honest i don't even watch porn any more but atleast they're doing something for the environment.

BUMP

They should have done this years ago. I could have single handedly saved the world. Get it? single handedly ?

To the one who made this thread...

@OverLordArhas: Delayed recognition is better than nothing :D

This post actually gave me massive negative Karma, the bearded necks didn't realize^^

@oosupermanthathoeoo:

First time I see it. Been hit by the Ban Hammer. ;p

I'm not gonna lie, I spent five minutes trying to think of some witty response, and quite frankly, I couldn't think of one. So I said to myself, "F**k it," and flagged the thread. :/

Sometimes that's the only thing that can be done bro.

@thatguywithheadphones: Lol, I guess so. That what you did?

You realize that this thread made valid claims, and was posted a while ago mostly as comic relief. Please don't tell my parents...haha are you serious? Wow, my delicate female sensibilities have been harmed by your user handle, the death "stroker." Such pervasive innuendo o.O I hope the rabble rousers don't get ahold of me for being a rat.

You're a little late to the party. Plus, all explicit materials are either indirect, or obfuscated by asterisks. Have fun :)

Nah, I just gave up on comicvine a little more.

@thatguywithheadphones: Lmao. Nice. @oosupermanthathoeoo: K.

Lol, yes, because off topic is consistently original and entertaining, perhaps we should make threads asking you what weighs on your excellence's mind ( such triviality ). Or perhaps another random Q and A with strangers, heyyyyyy now maybe a My Little Pony thread so Brony's can engage each other with terrible memes. I doubt you even internet...bro. You and DS have to be the most terrible people to spend time with, unless one prefers the ambiance of monotony and angst. :/

But... you're a dude.

@erik: I reside in ambiguity, and because most of my time is spent doing course work, I like probing the internet as efficiently as possible. But do I posture? I prefer my anonymity thanks :) Riddle me this though, why are some names outfitted in a grey tone, some in red ( as is yours, mine ) and others in blue?

@erik: Are you saying dudes can't have negative female sensibilities? You're outrageous sexism, and support for forced gender-defined roles sickens me.

I'm hurt that someone that got one hell of an embarrassing spanking from me some time ago still holds a grudge.

The sense you just made...blew my mind. My county needs a new district attorney, I nominate you!

I will do my part for the good of the planet.

@erik: And I'm hurt that someone who holds even the delusion of beating me in an argument has to resort to attack me personally instead of responding to my argument. Of course if you could actually put together a coherent thought, maybe that wouldn't be a delusion.

I didn't attack you at all. There you go lying again. Ho-hum. The least you could do if you are sporting for a fight is make it interesting.

Irony: Fabricating lies that someone is personally attacking them, while launching several personal attacks themselves. Such a silly goose.

@erik: A fight? Not everyone's jimmies were rustled chum.

@papinacho: You want to know how everyone knows I spanked you bad last time? You are still seething from it, near a month later. ;)

@erik: You truly have an unmatched understanding of human nature.

dO.Ob

Well maybe. Mostly I just benefit from those that aren't overly bright and are unable to control themselves.

Guess there's no point in helping out now, eh?

@erik: How big of you, too bad you can't measure up to anyone else.

:)

Says the guy that just can't resist the urge to attack me for no reason other than some obsessive crush. I must have hurt you more than I thought. If I can't measure up, why am I getting so much attention from you?

@erik: Lol at that gif.

@erik: Attack? Again not everyone takes things so personally. Tell you what chum, I'll do you a solid.

Since you are feeling so persecuted by me then I'll end our conversation. Wouldn't want you to feel insecure, after all.

Haha! Don't project your inadequacies onto me. You're the one that started the conversation with your gun drawn. You should work your way up to that. Kind of leaves you nowhere to go. I know you think you are being witty but I don't think a single person here would find your posts anything but painfully sad, even if they agreed with your initial message. You very obviously got burned.

I'm not feeling persecuted by you at all. Just pointing out that you have some kind of obsession with me ever since I crushed you a few weeks back. I do like that you are still steaming over it too. Nothing is quite as satisfying as someone that has a month long rage for me.

@wolverine08: your best meme yet

Isn't this the user who claims to be a pornstar?

Yeah.

@jedi_master said:

I'm sorry but i'm stealing this gif.

This thread will end as it started

With Sex.

@oosupermanthathoeoo: I'm with you. First, it seems silly to me that people are so judgmental over the porn industry, but yet, it's going strong with very little intervention from any law-enforcement bodies or government offices. ~shrugs~ It's entertainment. Second, this movement is advocating helping the environment, a cause which desperately needs everyone's support. If we can take proceeds from gambling and money claimed from drug dealers and invest them in schools, what's unethical about porn helping conservation?

I approve this thread.

The fap is strong with this thread.