Vote for Tedward (2016)

MY SHAAAAAAAAAAME!

I give all my votes to Tedward. He makes the other candidates look like out of touch, hypocritical, sleazy, bigoted, blowhards, who wouldn't know fairness or ethics from the back of the trashcan they just licked for bacon grease... well some of them are wild animals so I guess that sort of makes sense. Anyway the main point is if Tedward is a friend of Bumpyboo then I trust him the most, unless the other candidates get signed documents also showing that they are friends of Bumpyboo then I will have no choice but to vote for Tedward.

You say these things like they're bad.

@decoyelite said:

Thats a fair point, but this isn't an election for a funny television lawyer, doctor or criminal father, nor is this to do with my favorite superhero characters, nor is this a dating show where I am looking for a date, in which these qualities would be great for all three of those roles, especially the bacon grease part. This is for public office! This man... erm bear, wolf, etc will have their furry paw on the red button. This animal might be on our future money. We must stay vigilante, we must elect for greatness, for glory, we must VOTE FOR TEDWARD! He is the star that burns brighter than a trillion billion exploding suns (no hyperbole so cover eyes) and he makes it rain success harder than the hardest rain drop dropping. Uhm...

If there is one candidate here that could pick up Mjolnir... it would be Tedward and he would pick it up with his left foot and hop on one foot, with his paw on his hip shaking his head like in ain't no thang. Impressive in more ways than one. The people need Tedward even if not all of us are willing to admit it. If it weren't for Tedward I would still be in a cave drawing deer on a wall, but now i draw deers on deers at the zoo. Tedward believed in me and now I believe in Tedward. Believe in Justice, BELIEVE IN TEDWARD!

@sc: Goodness, justice, and hope?

@decoyelite: Uh isn't that the guy that goes on to become Galvatron? I dunno man, I prefer my elected officials to have an actual backbone... robots in disguise? Yeah Tedward doesn't need no disguises man, he is the real deal, have Magneto going down faster than Rotten Tomatoes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen score... wut wut! How we do, how we do!

Megatron beat the Autobots and he'll beat Tedward just as easily!

@decoyelite: The autobots are just a bunch of cars and junk man. They ain't got no nothing. The autobots are gas guzzling corporate puppets and the toys of oil tycoons with money and oil dripping from their noses. Any hippy with a recyclable green environment friendly shopping bag could beat the autobots in this day and age. Megatron is just another brick in the wall for Tedward to smash down with his hammer of peace and kindness. Plus yeah I do realize the irony of Tedward calling his war hammer peace and kindness but uhm... >_>

@sc: Tedward can barely stand up to a single llama, he doesn't have the spine to be president. Heck, he doesn't have a spine at all!

@sc: Thank you! An opinion from someone who actually knows this bear and isn't just attempting to slander him to make themselves look better. Ted would hit back, but that would mean stooping to their level. His policies speak for themselves.

That's it, this s#@t be getting real!

Bring it.

Our propaganda machine > your propaganda machine.

@decoyelite: your bear penis>our bear penis

Jokes on you robots don't even have genitals!

I hereby decree that a teddy bear running for president is illegal.

On the basis that they have no human skin.

What if they're made of human skin?

@decoyelite: Course they do, look at Bumblebee? He's a MASSIVE penis!

The only d*** in Transformers is Starscream and it's gonna stay that way.

@feebadger Message from the big guy for ya.....

@v_scarlotte_rose said:

Governor Button Girl is backing Tedward for presidency. :)

Not sure how I missed this but gotta say, that is adorable ^__^

@wildvine: when is the election?

@bumpyboo: Thanks. ^_^

I am crying from laughter

This thread = Win. Just like Tedward after he wins this election.

Galvatron and Megatron are separate people,I mean robots, aliens...robotic organisms.

Megatron does have a backbone. Hell its not even a backbone, when its made of metal that is like nothing this planet has ever seen.

The Decepticons have so much technology and knowledge and they would share that with humanity. They would mend the world with such technology and knowledge. Things humans can only dream of. But if you vote for Megatron those dreams become a reality.

How many votes can you give?

MOD tyranny I say! LOLZ

@overlordarhas: sorry, I'm with the mod on this one.

OFFICIAL NOTICE:

The Optimus Movement will be joining the Decepticon Coalition and will have Megatron as our standard bearer.

Signed:

@overlordarhas: do you have evidence that Prime actually signed that?

@mrdecepticonleader:

@overlordarhas: Tedward will cuddle them all!

Breaking News:

TEDWARD HARASSING THE POWER-PUFF GIRLS

@overlordarhas: Why is everyone photoshopping these photos? Even a looney could tell!

All Hail Megatron!

Darned Fremch, can't you see that Teddy is the cutest president in the history of the US?

By voting for Megatron you willl benefit from a strong system of national security and a cleasing of the corruption in all law enforcement and secret services thanks to such valuable advisors like Joint Chief of Staff Soundwave:

None of you are true Americans. Where is the Freedom we fight for? Where is @lady_liberty?

What we need is a strong no nonsense leader, not a lecherous bleeding heart bear.

All Hail Megatron!

@overlordarhas said:

@mrdecepticonleader:

@katrin_romanoff_004 said:

@overlordarhas: do you have evidence that Prime actually signed that?

The enemy of your enemy is your friend.

Larry Llama just picked his VP.............

Tedward most certainly has my vote! Out of curiosity where is he running exactly? Because Bumpy is Welsh, and they have a different type of government structure with out a president but a minister instead and I think the Queen genuinely has something to do with it, because the welsh are weird and for some reason obey the real housewife of Buckingham Palace.

With Megatron we can have the city of the future!

Hail Megatron!

Tedward's policy against terrorism is gay

Hahah, I just saw this.

...wtf?!