Hello. Me and BumpyBoo have join forces to get her teddy bear Tedward elected as President. This our campaign.
Are you ready for change? For reform? Are you ready for someone who won't bearly get things done? Then its time for...
Who is this Tedward you ask?
What's that you say? Qualifications for office you ask? Here's ya stinking qualifications.
He's a self trained medical doctor that has never lost a patient. Like, ever. Not even Doctor House is self-trained, and he's the best doctor since pepper.
Take that Obama care.
What about national security you say? Tedward has been making monsters pee themselves with fright for years. And I personally think its time a president took a stand against the closet/under-the-bed monsters that have been terrorizing our nation for far too long.
Whats Tedward going to do about crime you ask? He plans to take a very personal stand on the issue.
This election day, vote for the right candidate. The cuddly candidate. Vote Tedward.
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