Vote for Tedward (2016)

Hello. Me and BumpyBoo have join forces to get her teddy bear Tedward elected as President. This our campaign.

Are you ready for change? For reform? Are you ready for someone who won't bearly get things done? Then its time for...

Who is this Tedward you ask?

What's that you say? Qualifications for office you ask? Here's ya stinking qualifications.

He's a self trained medical doctor that has never lost a patient. Like, ever. Not even Doctor House is self-trained, and he's the best doctor since pepper.

Take that Obama care.

What about national security you say? Tedward has been making monsters pee themselves with fright for years. And I personally think its time a president took a stand against the closet/under-the-bed monsters that have been terrorizing our nation for far too long.

Whats Tedward going to do about crime you ask? He plans to take a very personal stand on the issue.

This election day, vote for the right candidate. The cuddly candidate. Vote Tedward.

*All images except the top one are property of BumpyBoo*

ted is too lame to be Batman

The photo does not lie sir.

President you say? I think...we need an assassination.

I love this so freaking much!! Might....splode.... O___O

@pyrogram

Good luck getting past the secret service.

Still better than Carter

Ba dum tss

I believe in Tedward.

@theacidskull: Agreed

@wildvine: hehehe

@bumpyboo: @wildvine: You two will have a tough campaign ahead of you. You'll be facing Larry Llama.....

@judasnixon

Where is your campaign?

@judasnixon I feel a smear campaign coming on!! >:)

Tedward! <3 Ally to the spectacular BumpyBoo! =D Tedward always comes over with Bumpy. 0.0 He brings Pokemon cards, cupcakes, and Disney movies for my raccoons. They all play together. Tedward would make a fantastic President! Especially with his health care. =O

@theacidskull: Time to break out the tough guys.....

@theacidskull

Tedward welcomes you to try something.

@theacidskull

I borrowed some secret camera's from @joygirl

Tedward texted underaged girls dirty picture of his wiener....... Is this the bear you want to be presdent?

This massage is brought to you by Larry Llama for Presdent

hahahah

Of course, irresistible me remember?

@theacidskull: :P haha

@judasnixon: He was framed! It was the panda bear who did that! D= Tedward is innocent! 0.0

@theacidskull: xD

Dun dun duuuuuun

He is the rightful heir to the presidency, thanks to Theodore Roosevelt. Vote Teddy!

What a twist! =O The Raccoon Clan can help secure Tedward when he gets elected! No one will stop us. >=D

I assume we can count on the rest of the raccoon clans support/votes?

Why of course! Bumpy is our second-in-command! Anything for her. =D Besides, if the llama becomes President, I fear everyone will be forced to eat soybeans for every meal. 0.0 Tis best for not that to happen. D=

Do you want a pedo for a president?

Vote for Thunder wolf

Thunder wolf scare off pedos

Vote for thunder wolf

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When you first mentioned werebears, the first thing that came to mind was this.

Tedward was expecting pedo jokes. He was even expecting someone to bring up the "bears can't do surgery" stereotype.

So what are these people saying? That if Pedobear hurts kids, Tedward will too? That NO bears can excel in medicine? You know what that is? RACISM.

If you are comfortable with this brazen racial profiling then by all means, give your vote to another candidate. But if you are sick of the same old smear tactics, of the narrow minded attitude we bears have fought so long to stamp out...

VOTE TEDWARD,

If you don't, you're racist.

I don't like Tedward's policies... so No.

This is positively outrageous. Our candidate has no record of wrong doing. I suppose next our opponent will be bringing up picnic basket thievery, beehive harassment, and a few "mauling" incidents. Its purely unethical to ascribe a few misdeeds committed by a few wayward bears to apply to bears as a species. This is the basest of smear techniques, and shows are opponents have no campaign whatsoever.

Even after he promised tax breaks for followers of Bootyism? :O

@king_saturn: Then vote for thunderwolf! Thunderwolf will make sure all the children at shellters have homes!

If cosmic demon-gods could vote, he'd have mine.