From my favourite character ever, I present Ellis, from L4D2, and his brilliant stories!
"My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh man! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh man!"
"I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over either, he somehow managed to fall under his own."
"This one time my buddy Keith, on a DARE, got a tattoo: 'I'm a moron' right across his forehead, man. 'Course he made two hundred bucks off that so...you ask yourself: Who's the REAL moron?"
"I don't know why you would want this Stone it wouldn't suit you at all........Much too Flashy"
Cue Dramatic music "I look Dreadful Do i.....You had better learn to wipe that stupid Look off you Face or i'll never let yuo keep chasing me Round this world"
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