Vance Astro and Nefarious are Pregnant

I do not know where if your parents told you this, but sadly i have to do this, sex is only for revenge, killing and reproduction.

Sadly thanks to you, i will have to teach all the kids in the Vine about this.

Sex is only a weapon to destroy, women use it to destroy men, life is a war that why you need the weapons to win, war is hell, but if you lose it means thing will get worst for you

I was kidding. 

I am pregnant too

...

Congrats to you both.

I knew it!!!

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

I am pregnant too

GODDAMN IT!!!

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

Test results came back. I'm not the father.

@nickzambuto said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

Test results came back. I'm not the father.

The most bizzare thing is that Vance Astro is not the Mother

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

Test results came back. I'm not the father.

The most bizzare thing is that Vance Astro is not the Mother

The plot thickens.

@nickzambuto said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

Test results came back. I'm not the father.

The most bizzare thing is that Vance Astro is not the Mother

The plot thickens.

M. Night Shyamalan

2 Men are pregnent on here? OOOOOKAY Maybe I had their sex's mixed up and they're females?

And like that a joke was ruined..

Everyone's pregnant with me.

It's how I say hello.

There is a thing called condom, guys :P

Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die.

I was kidding. 

There is a thing called condom, guys :P

@Vance Astro said:

@ComicMan24 said:

There is a thing called condom, guys :P

They ruin the fun.

Have fun being a parent now then :P

@MrDirector786 said:

Batman saved everybody in Avengers.

@KnightRise said:

Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die.

So virgins never die? Ras Al Ghul is a virgin?

@InnerVenom123 said:

Everyone's pregnant with me.

It's how I say hello.

It's a New Year's miracle! :D

Have fun being a parent now then :P

@Vance Astro said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Have fun being a parent now then :P

How hard can it be?

You are going to find out pretty soon yourself :P

@Vance Astro said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Have fun being a parent now then :P

How hard can it be?

Ask my parents, i have no future, i dont care how i live, i am a nerd that has no money, i will never be in a relationship because i am too damage, besides that i use a costume at nights and go a punch people in the face to solve crimes.

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

@x_29 said:

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

@Vance Astro said:

@Nefarious said:

I was kidding.

I wasn't.

Dibs on Godparent =D

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

You bastard! :(

@Vance Astro said:

@Nefarious said:

I was kidding.

I wasn't.

Dibs on Godparent =D

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

@nick_hero22 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

You bastard! :(

You just weren't man enough for me.

@Vance Astro said:

@laflux said:

@Vance Astro said:

@Nefarious said:

I was kidding.

I wasn't.

Dibs on Godparent =D

How about some names?

@x_29 said:

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

No. This is that new "man-birth". Take a wild guess as to where the baby comes out?

@Vance Astro: Reuben, Maurice, Emma, Rachel.....

Call him Kraken, so when the labor starts, the doctor can scream, RELEASE THE KAKREN!!!!!

@Vance Astro: Are you a male or female?

@Vance Astro: Reuben, Maurice, Emma, Rachel.....

Call him Kraken, so when the labor starts, the doctor can scream, RELEASE THE KAKREN!!!!!

@Vance Astro: Are you a male or female?

Because there is no way you're having that baby.

@Vance Astro said:

@laflux said:

@Vance Astro: Reuben, Maurice, Emma, Rachel.....

Nice.

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

Call him Kraken, so when the labor starts, the doctor can scream, RELEASE THE KAKREN!!!!!

HA!

@xxxddd said:

@Vance Astro: Are you a male or female?

My name is Vance Astro. Take a wild guess.

You are an alien demon experiment from another universe.

@Vance Astro said:

@laflux said:

@Vance Astro said:

@Nefarious said:

I was kidding.

I wasn't.

Dibs on Godparent =D

How about some names?

@x_29 said:

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

No. This is that new "man-birth". Take a wild guess as to where the baby comes out?

The nipples?

Love finds a way. So does sperm.

@x_29: Ever watch a program called round the twist.

That's funny

The nipples?

You are an alien demon experiment from another universe.

@Vance Astro said:

@x_29 said:

The nipples?

Not even close.

I can only hope that you are talking about the mouth or rear...

I can only hope that you are talking about the mouth or rear...

@Vance Astro said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Have fun being a parent now then :P

How hard can it be?

Just put them under sunlight, and water them occasionally..............they grow like weeds