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#1 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

I do not know where if your parents told you this, but sadly i have to do this, sex is only for revenge, killing and reproduction.

Sadly thanks to you, i will have to teach all the kids in the Vine about this.

Sex is only a weapon to destroy, women use it to destroy men, life is a war that why you need the weapons to win, war is hell, but if you lose it means thing will get worst for you

#2 Posted by Nefarious (22905 posts) - - Show Bio

I was kidding. 

#3 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

I am pregnant too

#4 Posted by _slim_ (14082 posts) - - Show Bio

...

Online
#5 Posted by Jake Fury (19208 posts) - - Show Bio

Congrats to you both.

#6 Posted by God_Spawn (38312 posts) - - Show Bio

I knew it!!!

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#7 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

I am pregnant too

GODDAMN IT!!!

#8 Posted by nickzambuto (14931 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

#9 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

#10 Posted by nickzambuto (14931 posts) - - Show Bio

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

Test results came back. I'm not the father.

#11 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

Test results came back. I'm not the father.

The most bizzare thing is that Vance Astro is not the Mother

#12 Posted by nickzambuto (14931 posts) - - Show Bio

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

Test results came back. I'm not the father.

The most bizzare thing is that Vance Astro is not the Mother

The plot thickens.

#13 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

This is a case for Maury

Test results came back. I'm not the father.

The most bizzare thing is that Vance Astro is not the Mother

The plot thickens.

M. Night Shyamalan

#14 Posted by HulkSlayerT1000 (1066 posts) - - Show Bio

2 Men are pregnent on here? OOOOOKAY Maybe I had their sex's mixed up and they're females?

#15 Posted by YoungJustice (6919 posts) - - Show Bio

And like that a joke was ruined..

#16 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

Everyone's pregnant with me.

It's how I say hello.

#17 Posted by ComicMan24 (147037 posts) - - Show Bio

There is a thing called condom, guys :P

#18 Posted by KnightRise (4762 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die.

#19 Posted by MrDirector786 (43644 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nefarious said:
I was kidding. 
I wasn't.
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#21 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@ComicMan24 said:

There is a thing called condom, guys :P

They ruin the fun.
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#22 Posted by ComicMan24 (147037 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@ComicMan24 said:

There is a thing called condom, guys :P

They ruin the fun.

Have fun being a parent now then :P

#23 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@MrDirector786 said:

Batman saved everybody in Avengers.

@KnightRise said:

Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die.

So virgins never die? Ras Al Ghul is a virgin?

@InnerVenom123 said:

Everyone's pregnant with me.

It's how I say hello.

#24 Posted by Gambit1024 (9843 posts) - - Show Bio

It's a New Year's miracle! :D

#25 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@ComicMan24 said:

Have fun being a parent now then :P

How hard can it be?  
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#26 Posted by ComicMan24 (147037 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Have fun being a parent now then :P

How hard can it be?

You are going to find out pretty soon yourself :P

#27 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Have fun being a parent now then :P

How hard can it be?

Ask my parents, i have no future, i dont care how i live, i am a nerd that has no money, i will never be in a relationship because i am too damage, besides that i use a costume at nights and go a punch people in the face to solve crimes.

#28 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

Don't apologize. Live in the moment.
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#29 Posted by x_29 (2274 posts) - - Show Bio

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

#30 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@x_29 said:

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

#31 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@Nefarious said:
I was kidding.
I wasn't.

Dibs on Godparent =D

#32 Posted by nick_hero22 (7265 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

You bastard! :(

#33 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@laflux said:

@Vance Astro said:

@Nefarious said:
I was kidding.
I wasn't.

Dibs on Godparent =D

How about some names?  
 
@x_29 said:

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

No. This is that new "man-birth". Take a wild guess as to where the baby comes out?
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#34 Posted by nickzambuto (14931 posts) - - Show Bio

@nick_hero22 said:

@nickzambuto said:

I'm sorry Vance, I just got a little too excited.

You bastard! :(

You just weren't man enough for me.

#35 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@laflux said:

@Vance Astro said:

@Nefarious said:
I was kidding.
I wasn't.

Dibs on Godparent =D

How about some names?

@x_29 said:

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

No. This is that new "man-birth". Take a wild guess as to where the baby comes out?
#36 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro: Reuben, Maurice, Emma, Rachel.....

#37 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

Call him Kraken, so when the labor starts, the doctor can scream, RELEASE THE KAKREN!!!!!

#38 Posted by xxxddd (3593 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro: Are you a male or female?

#39 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@laflux said:

@Vance Astro: Reuben, Maurice, Emma, Rachel.....

Nice. 
 
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

Call him Kraken, so when the labor starts, the doctor can scream, RELEASE THE KAKREN!!!!!

HA! 
 
@xxxddd said:

@Vance Astro: Are you a male or female?

My name is Vance Astro. Take a wild guess.
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#40 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (7975 posts) - - Show Bio

Because there is no way you're having that baby.

#41 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (12529 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@laflux said:

@Vance Astro: Reuben, Maurice, Emma, Rachel.....

Nice.

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

Call him Kraken, so when the labor starts, the doctor can scream, RELEASE THE KAKREN!!!!!

HA!

@xxxddd said:

@Vance Astro: Are you a male or female?

My name is Vance Astro. Take a wild guess.

You are an alien demon experiment from another universe.

#42 Posted by x_29 (2274 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@laflux said:

@Vance Astro said:

@Nefarious said:
I was kidding.
I wasn't.

Dibs on Godparent =D

How about some names?

@x_29 said:

So Vance Astro has a vagina?

No. This is that new "man-birth". Take a wild guess as to where the baby comes out?

The nipples?

#43 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

Love finds a way. So does sperm.

#44 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@x_29: Ever watch a program called round the twist.

#45 Posted by slacker the hacker (7806 posts) - - Show Bio

That's funny

#46 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@x_29 said:

The nipples?

Not even close.
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#47 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

You are an alien demon experiment from another universe.

I'm actually Donald Rumsfeld.
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#48 Posted by YoungJustice (6919 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@x_29 said:

The nipples?

Not even close.

I can only hope that you are talking about the mouth or rear...

#49 Posted by Vance Astro (91406 posts) - - Show Bio
@YoungJustice said:

I can only hope that you are talking about the mouth or rear...

BINGO!
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#50 Edited by White Mage (18751 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Have fun being a parent now then :P

How hard can it be?

Just put them under sunlight, and water them occasionally..............they grow like weeds