There are three feet who are brothers, Foot, Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot. Foot was getting ready for work as Foot Foot said, "I'm kind of hungry. I think I will eat a banana." Foot nodded to Foot Foot and hopped his way to work. Hop, hop, hop. An hour later, Foot Foot Foot walked into the kitchen to find Foot Foot holding his stomach in pain. He asked what was wrong and Foot Foot replied, "I ate a bad banana... I think I'm dying!"
Foot Foot Foot was terrified, so much that he hopped all the way to Foot's job to tell him the news. Hop, hop, hop. "Foot Foot ate a bad banana! He says he's dying!" Foot being the oldest and calmest of the feet calmed Foot Foot Foot down and told him to go home and see if Foot Foot was actually dying or just sick. Hop, hop, hop.
Foot Foot Foot came home and found Foot Foot with his tongue sticking out. He cried for ten minutes, collected himself and stumbled out of the house. Hop, hop, hop. When he made it back to Foot's job he burst into tears again. "Foot Foot is dead!"
Foot screamed, "Oh no! This is bad!"
Foot Foot Foot quickly replied, "It gets worse, Foot!"
Foot asked, "Foot Foot Foot, how could it possibly get any worse?"
"I ate a banana, too!" Foot Foot Foot cried.
Foot says to Foot Foot Foot, "Damn it, Foot Foot Foot, we're already one foot in the grave!"
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