To Me My!...................

If you could Instantly call something to you (Anything, Anyone), What/Who would It be? 
 
Example: A crackhead loses his crack pipe, So he say's "TO ME MY CRACKPIPE!" and It's Instantly there. 

So who do you like Silver Surfer or Xavier? 

Bert - "To me my Earnie" 
 
Bert - "To my my Unibrow waxer"  
 
Cookie Monster - "To my my cookies, Nom, nom, nom, nom"  
 
Ray Comfort - "To me my banana... huh... uh... blah... nnngh.... ugh... oh... oh... *splooge*" 

Staying in character, I'd say; "Come to me, my comely wench!" and, viola!, there she'd be to help with my . . . needs. Hah!

"To me, my other sock!"

"To me, reality!"

"To me , my bike "

"To me, my Xbox"

Accio chocolate.

To me Justin bieber  *Hides chainsaw behind back*

To me my :vault of gold bars 
To me my: Green Power ring/ Starheart
TO me my : silver surfer board.  
TO my my, power cosmic 

To me, my roth IRA.

To me my Doritos!

To me my ps vita!

To me my old thread!

To me my anti ban hammer spray!!!!

off topic but just out of curiosity...Why have you bumped all these old threads you made?

@DoomDoomDoom said:

off topic but just out of curiosity...Why have you bumped all these old threads you made?

@utotheg38 said:

@DoomDoomDoom said:

off topic but just out of curiosity...Why have you bumped all these old threads you made?

That explains it, thanks.

To me my Walkman!!