"You may now kiss the bride"
Which one?
Things you don t want said at your wedding
Who's the father?
Is she really gonna wear white?
Hope this works better than the last time. ....or 3rd time a charm
You can put away the shotgun now, they said "I do"
"I think the brides maid would have been a better choice for him. They would have made cute babies together."
""I thought he was gay.""
who said I"m not.
aztek the lost said:
""What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"Oh yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore""
I like that song.
Groom.. "So hey sweetheart what are you doing after this...I got a hotel room just upstairs."
night all .....hi Missy.
I hear they paid $1.50 for their marriage licenses. You know what they say; "you get what you pay for."
"So....After the wedding, We still up for the plan?"
"Well duh"
"Alright, I got the clorophorm and you got the rope, then we sneak up and tackle the bride?"
"Yeah"
"Two GroomsmenIt'd be even worse if you replace bride with groom XD
"So....After the wedding, We still up for the plan?"
"Well duh"
"Alright, I got the clorophorm and you got the rope, then we sneak up and tackle the bride?"
"Yeah""
Please Log In to post.
Log in to comment