Things you don t want said at your wedding

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#1  Edited By shanana

"You may now kiss the bride"


Which one?

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#2  Edited By lady_redhead

Oh my god your ass looks huge in that dress!

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#3  Edited By lady_redhead

Oh my god your ass looks huge in that dress!

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#4  Edited By Lord's Angel

Who's the father?

Is she really gonna wear white?

Hope this works better than the last time. ....or 3rd time a charm

You can put away the shotgun now, they said "I do"

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#6  Edited By King_Saturn
Hey Ni99a  !  You just gone forget about the other night you were with me and just up and Marry this Hoe ?


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#7  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator
best man turns to one of the brides maids  The maid of honor looks better than the bride O_O
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#8  Edited By shanana

"I dont" O_O

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#9  Edited By The_Martian

"I give it two months."

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#10  Edited By Carlos Morales

"I object."

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#11  Edited By Lord's Angel
Nobody said:
""I give it two months.""

We did have a pool at one wedding I went to.
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#13  Edited By The_Martian

"I thought he was gay."

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#14  Edited By The_Martian

"Its just till death, right?"

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#16  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator

"I think the brides maid would have been a better choice for him. They would have made cute babies together."

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#18  Edited By pixelized

"We should have Voted yes on Prop 8"

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#19  Edited By shanana

TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!!!!!!

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#20  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

"it will all be really official once your wife tattoos your name over mine"

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#21  Edited By lady_redhead

So you all from the same team?

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#22  Edited By The_Martian

"Where's the food?"

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#23  Edited By Ferro Vida

GENITAL WARTS!

Her first husband was hotter

To the bride. Give her a minute, shes had a lot to drink!

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#24  Edited By Lord's Angel
Nobody said:
""I thought he was gay.""

who said I"m not.

aztek the lost
said:
""What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"Oh yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore""

I like that song.



Groom.. "So hey sweetheart what are you doing after this...I got a hotel room just upstairs."


night all .....hi Missy.

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#25  Edited By shanana

she doesn't know the  how good life is until she's married,and then it's to late

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DAYYYYYYYYYYYYUM

THAT IS ONE FINE A$$

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#27  Edited By oldmagic

I OBJECT! 

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#28  Edited By Ferro Vida

Oh god... THE BRIDE RAN OFF WITH THE BEST MAN! O_o

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#29  Edited By No_Name_
oldmagic said:
"I OBJECT! "
Well....thats not always a bad thing. People make mistakes.
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#30  Edited By The_Martian

"I know pronounce you man and wife...here are your game tokens."

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#31  Edited By oldmagic
Ferro Vida said:
"Oh god... THE BRIDE RAN OFF WITH THE BEST MAN! O_o"
that made me almost spill my coffee. LOL
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#32  Edited By Ferro Vida

I hear they paid $1.50 for their marriage licenses. You know what they say; "you get what you pay for."

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#33  Edited By oldmagic
BatgirlBabs said:
"oldmagic said:
"I OBJECT! "
Well....thats not always a bad thing. People make mistakes."
No...but it is down right embarrassing 
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Richard Simmons shows up
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#35  Edited By shanana

mmmmhmmmm bought him right online

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#36  Edited By Unbelonger

I accept


zzzzzz

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#37  Edited By oldmagic
TheDrifter said:
"Richard Simmons shows up
"
HIDE! 
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I'M FEELING FABULOUS


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#39  Edited By LightBright

"Eeeeeew. Those two are getting hitched?"

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#40  Edited By oldmagic
TheDrifter said:
"

I'M FEELING FABULOUS


"
DIE
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#41  Edited By The_Martian

"Should we expect webbed feet?"

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Two Groomsmen

"So....After the wedding, We still up for the plan?"

"Well duh"

"Alright, I got the clorophorm and you got the rope, then we sneak up and tackle the bride?"

"Yeah"
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#43  Edited By Ferro Vida

Their going to have some god ugly babies!

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#44  Edited By oldmagic
TheDrifter said:
"Two Groomsmen

"So....After the wedding, We still up for the plan?"

"Well duh"

"Alright, I got the clorophorm and you got the rope, then we sneak up and tackle the bride?"

"Yeah""
DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!
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#45  Edited By Ferro Vida
TheDrifter said:
"Two Groomsmen

"So....After the wedding, We still up for the plan?"

"Well duh"

"Alright, I got the clorophorm and you got the rope, then we sneak up and tackle the bride?"

"Yeah""
It'd be even worse if you replace bride with groom XD
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#46  Edited By The 502 Kid

Whats my baby girl doin marrying that Broke A$$ Hobo!!!

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#47  Edited By oldmagic
The 502 Kid said:
"Whats my baby girl doin marrying that Broke A$$ Hobo!!!"
haha that hobo is richer then you LOL
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#48  Edited By The_Martian

"Oh good, we are going to be on an episode of Cops."

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#49  Edited By nathandan1222

best man says remember the time we were drunk and did some stuff


im gay
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#50  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

"I now pronounce you man and half-wife, half-gorilla"