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#1 Posted by Shanana (52909 posts) - - Show Bio

"You may now kiss the bride"


Which one?

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#2 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh my god your ass looks huge in that dress!

#3 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh my god your ass looks huge in that dress!

#4 Posted by Lord's Angel (1093 posts) - - Show Bio

Who's the father?

Is she really gonna wear white?

Hope this works better than the last time. ....or 3rd time a charm

You can put away the shotgun now, they said "I do"

#5 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

"Sorry I forgot to inflate the bride..."

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#6 Posted by King Saturn (223816 posts) - - Show Bio
Hey Ni99a  !  You just gone forget about the other night you were with me and just up and Marry this Hoe ?


#7 Posted by Feral Nova (46368 posts) - - Show Bio
best man turns to one of the brides maids  The maid of honor looks better than the bride O_O
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#8 Posted by Shanana (52909 posts) - - Show Bio

"I dont" O_O

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#9 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

"I give it two months."

#10 Posted by Carlos Morales (336 posts) - - Show Bio

"I object."

#11 Posted by Lord's Angel (1093 posts) - - Show Bio
Nobody said:
""I give it two months.""

We did have a pool at one wedding I went to.
#12 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio
Lord's Angel said:
"Who's the father?

Is she really gonna wear white?

Hope this works better than the last time. ....or 3rd time a charm

You can put away the shotgun now, they said "I do""
hey...can you even do this since you are married?? its like speaking in past tense...
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#13 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

"I thought he was gay."

#14 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

"Its just till death, right?"

#15 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"Oh yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"

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#16 Posted by Feral Nova (46368 posts) - - Show Bio

"I think the brides maid would have been a better choice for him. They would have made cute babies together."

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#17 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
#18 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

"We should have Voted yes on Prop 8"

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#19 Posted by Shanana (52909 posts) - - Show Bio

TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!!!!!!

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#20 Edited by Vance Astro (91118 posts) - - Show Bio

"it will all be really official once your wife tattoos your name over mine"

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#21 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - - Show Bio

So you all from the same team?

#22 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

"Where's the food?"

#23 Posted by Ferro Vida (34674 posts) - - Show Bio

GENITAL WARTS!

Her first husband was hotter

To the bride. Give her a minute, shes had a lot to drink!

#24 Posted by Lord's Angel (1093 posts) - - Show Bio
Nobody said:
""I thought he was gay.""

who said I"m not.

aztek the lost
said:
""What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"Oh yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore""

I like that song.



Groom.. "So hey sweetheart what are you doing after this...I got a hotel room just upstairs."


night all .....hi Missy.

#25 Posted by Shanana (52909 posts) - - Show Bio

she doesn't know the  how good life is until she's married,and then it's to late

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#26 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYUM

THAT IS ONE FINE A$$

#27 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

I OBJECT! 

#28 Edited by Ferro Vida (34674 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh god... THE BRIDE RAN OFF WITH THE BEST MAN! O_o

#29 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"I OBJECT! "
Well....thats not always a bad thing. People make mistakes.
#30 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

"I know pronounce you man and wife...here are your game tokens."

#31 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
Ferro Vida said:
"Oh god... THE BRIDE RAN OFF WITH THE BEST MAN! O_o"
that made me almost spill my coffee. LOL
#32 Posted by Ferro Vida (34674 posts) - - Show Bio

I hear they paid $1.50 for their marriage licenses. You know what they say; "you get what you pay for."

#33 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
BatgirlBabs said:
"oldmagic said:
"I OBJECT! "
Well....thats not always a bad thing. People make mistakes."
No...but it is down right embarrassing 
#34 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
Richard Simmons shows up
#35 Posted by Shanana (52909 posts) - - Show Bio

mmmmhmmmm bought him right online

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#36 Posted by Unbelonger (2770 posts) - - Show Bio

I accept


zzzzzz

#37 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Richard Simmons shows up
"
HIDE! 
#38 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

I'M FEELING FABULOUS


#39 Posted by LightBright (4297 posts) - - Show Bio

"Eeeeeew. Those two are getting hitched?"

#40 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"

I'M FEELING FABULOUS


"
DIE
#41 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

"Should we expect webbed feet?"

#42 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
Two Groomsmen

"So....After the wedding, We still up for the plan?"

"Well duh"

"Alright, I got the clorophorm and you got the rope, then we sneak up and tackle the bride?"

"Yeah"
#43 Posted by Ferro Vida (34674 posts) - - Show Bio

Their going to have some god ugly babies!

#44 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Two Groomsmen

"So....After the wedding, We still up for the plan?"

"Well duh"

"Alright, I got the clorophorm and you got the rope, then we sneak up and tackle the bride?"

"Yeah""
DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!
#45 Posted by Ferro Vida (34674 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Two Groomsmen

"So....After the wedding, We still up for the plan?"

"Well duh"

"Alright, I got the clorophorm and you got the rope, then we sneak up and tackle the bride?"

"Yeah""
It'd be even worse if you replace bride with groom XD
#46 Posted by The 502 Kid (3793 posts) - - Show Bio

Whats my baby girl doin marrying that Broke A$$ Hobo!!!

#47 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
The 502 Kid said:
"Whats my baby girl doin marrying that Broke A$$ Hobo!!!"
haha that hobo is richer then you LOL
#48 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

"Oh good, we are going to be on an episode of Cops."

#49 Posted by nathandan1222 (1807 posts) - - Show Bio

best man says remember the time we were drunk and did some stuff


im gay
#50 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio

"I now pronounce you man and half-wife, half-gorilla"

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