Things you do you normally don't admit

Back in the good ol days I conquered England with my Scottish army.

I'm not proud for my killing.

@theacidskull: impressive list, i love the honesty ^_^

I like cats !

I red comics

My name isn't fat Amy but actually Fat Patricia

I watch Anime and Im 34

Sometimes I think of just yelling at other users I like when they say something I find mindbogglingly foolish.

I listen to Kpop

d0=0b

I admit that I was expecting many comments on my comment 'I am Batman' , maybe it's better to stay secret.

I hate several people on this site. Wait that's something I say all the time. Still true though.

I debate on Comicvine whilst at work. (it feels soooo good to finally get that out).

I never tell my friends and family where i go and what i do or with who i am but i always know what my friends do or someone else so i can be one step forward.

I put myself offline on xbox when certain people who I don't want to talk to come online.

Sometimes, when I have to post in an RP but don't want to (Mostly because I have bad writers block), I'll say I have "stuff I gotta do" and I'll just get on my xbox just so I won't get pressured into writing a post I'm not feeling at the time.

I enjoy making funny, lighthearted, childish RP characters because I feel we have too many dark, brooding, self harm inflicting characters and I get tired of reading the same type of character over and over again.

When posting in a battle I always look back at previous battles and use old attacks I've written out because I'm too lazy and not creative enough to come up with new attack ideas.

I don't like writing my character into relationships because I have no idea what the hell to do or write about it.

I hate it when people tell me to come up with an idea for an RP, this is the biggest reason why I hate leading a team.

I hate it when other people pay for my stuff, I won't admit it in front of them, but I get this ugly nauseated feeling and I feel like I 'owe' them something. I would rather pay for THEM.

I get upset easily and half the time I have to bite my tongue. There are people who I just can't stand being in the presence of, both online and real life. I want to call them out on their bullsh!t but I don't want to stir up drama.

Even though I will never admit it to my family or... anyone... I have (once in a while) thought about getting married and having kids.

I'm not funny in real life, even though I make people laugh online, I can't make people laugh for crap in real life.

I listen to all kinds of music from rap-rock jazz-reggae.Whenever I listen to any other genre than rap around friends I always switch to a rap song really quick cause I don't want them to think i'm weird :(

I Kissed A Snowbunny... And I Liked It !

I still like Pokemon even at the age of 21.

I like seeing women... with no cloths on...

@king_saturn: damn... sell out

All you guys suck, F*** you! Lol!!

I'm probably over exaggerating but I'm a very huge criticizer and think it's my way or the highway. If I'm wrong then I find a way to prove I'm right. Sort of a stuck-up and hate retarded people (puns intended).

...And pretty much everything what @theacidskullmentioned :P

I dug up the body and made love to it.

It's all good! I'm 37 and still read comics and play video games. Never grow up, Nefarious. Never ever.

@aiden_cross said:

I have?? Really don't think that I have ever done that.

I've done all of these except pee in the shower. I really don't understand why people do that when you're already in the bathroom, there's a toilet only a few feet away..use it.

i think just about everybody is a stuck up condescending dumbass

I do that....alot. Most of the time it is because i'm to lazy to reply at the time lol.

That was just a lucky guess.

On a few, very rare occasions, I have actually given half a crap about something.

@gwahlur_rising: get checked for a tapeworm. The other half had to go somewhere.

I'm made of marshmallow

@fuchsia_nightingale: Calls the Ghostbusters.

Is that why you're so sweet?

@owl: Oh my !

@god_spawn: Maybe :O

I actually do find that new Ke$ha song catchy. I'm a horrible person.

Sometimes when I'm home alone I close all the curtains strip down and walk around naked just as the spaghetti monster intended.

I had a one night stand with a one legged girl............

I personally think everyone I meet is a homosexual until proven otherwise.

(Not that I have a problem with gay people).

I read Hentai manga quite often. Not just for the nekkid women, but because the stories can be pretty good.

I cry when I poop and I poop when I cry.
I also have an infatuation with Emma Watson. She's just too perfect yo.

I have lost all respect for you, homie.

*Closes tentacle video tab*

ALL RESPECT.

xD

Lmao man that's messed up XD

I will say I'm not about that tentacle life though if that redeems me any.

Haha I'm just playing. But honestly, tentacles are actually one of the tamer parts of hentai.

Um, you know, not that I know.

It's what I hear. From other people.

*Cough*

Whoa slow down there man. Backpedal anymore and you're gonna moonwalk right up your wall haha

I agree though, there are much MUCH worse things out there than some "Shuma Gorath Visits College Girl" fanfic. Unfortunately I've been around the bend a couple times and uh..well..I learned firsthand how scary the internet can be...

On a lighter note, people need to stop associating hentai with just tentacle sex. Just like real people porn, you're probably only gonna find that if you deliberately sift past the normal imitable stuff. Well..the normal stuff anyway...

Ugh, indeed. Some of the stuff I've stumbled onto out of morbid curiosity...

Mm definitely. I prefer the real-life stuff, but occasionally a little animated variety can be fun.

Purple guy high five.

@veshark I blame enticing thumbnails and misleading titles. I can't tell you how many times I've been trolled out of pure curiosity..

Mos def. It's always good to mix and match. A little variety to keep things fresh and interesting. As they say, different strokes for different folks(no pun intended).

In the discussians about religions or politics i always say i am open minded but i am propably one of the closest minded person on these subjects i feel like i am done with those 2 and there is no one can make me change my mind about them

Screencapped for posterity.

You, my friend, are not alone. I'm 22 and I still love Pokemon. Although I am enormously vocal about my pokemon love.