Things you do you normally don't admit

There are all sorts of things we all do but we never admit to them in public, so here's our chance to confess! (In relative anonimity because of the internet of course :p)

Alright, i'll start off with a couple of what we (most of us) do:

Saying 'i have to go' or 'i have other plans' while you don't have anything else to do but you just reeeeeeally don't feel like talking to that person or just want some quiet time.

Stalking peoples profiles (friends or crushes) just to see if they mention you. You know you do...

Saying you hate a certain song/book/movie because it's populair to hate while really.. You freaking love it. That one Kesha song you're supposed to hate but actually find quite catchy :p

Ignoring a wallpost, reply, pm, text and then saying 'oh i'm sorry! I didn't see it!' Or 'i forgot to reply!'... Mhmmm...

Picking your nose: you do that!!! Don't lie!

Saying you've done things which you haven't because you don't want to feel 'left out'

When you post something really well thought out in a populair topic but you get no replies. So you purposely quote someone else afterwards in order to get in on the debate anyway :p

Pee in the shower. Ok, maybe this goes more for guys. BUT YOU KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT AT LEAST ONCE!

Ok, plenty of more to think of. But i'll leave you all to add more :p

I get a little mad when no one cares about my sh**y reviews...and then I feel embarrassed for being a giant primadoona.

>.>

@decoy_elite: why do you think i stopped writing reviews? :p

@glitch_spawn: mhmm..

Oh yes I was referring to a thing other people like you do.

Just like how other people don't like it when people post face palm pictures all over their obvious joke threads.

>.>

Obsessively chew plastic...I'm doing it right now

Never. I honestly never have.

Spray aftershave in my eyes

Show offline in Skype when I'm playing single player games...

I find everyone annoying at some points, and find it hard to not snap at people.

I ... Find it soothing to listen to women's voices... Calms me down...

Pissing in the shower is something you don't admit? Hell I would announce that too the world.

I murdered someone once..

I was diagnosed with Asperger's when I was six. As weird as this may sound, I think it gives me less geek cred.

I don't find Matt Fraction's Hawkeye very funny.

Two years ago, I nearly lost my right arm in a bicycle accident.

I check my blogs and reviews over and over to see if people have read them. Then I get uppity and pompous if they haven't.

"Screw everyone, my writing is too awesome. blah blah blah"

I cry over a girl.

I like listening to sappy love songs.

I like being the best looking out of all my friends.

I do all of these except pee in the shower...But i have peed in the pool/ocean.......

Get really nervous when I see my crush talking to some older or better looking boys than me. :P

Turn my xbox live status to offline when friends are messaging me to play a game with them that I don't want to at the moment and are too lazy to respond lol

I don't eat fish >_>

I bite my nails.

love how the peeing in the shower got more attention than this

I have emotional issues.

I have a little OCD

@wolverine08 said:

No reason not to admit that, we all do :)

I shave.

I might have a little ego.

I've had my eyes burned by fluids.

Im desperate to meet new people but when I get to know someone I usually get tired of them really fast.

I tend to not care for other and makes everything about myself.

With the help some people on CV I realized that and hope they can forgive me :)

@fadetoblackbolt:

Thanks.

@glitch_spawn: What?

My floor is also used as a laundry bin

I had sex with a white girl one time and she said that my bawls looked like they was made out of clay...

I sometimes get annoyed when 80 people read my fan fics and no one comments, at that point I'd settle for hate.

I often write down very rude comments, but then I don't post them.

I only seem nice because I don't let myself post 80% of what I want to say.

lmfaoooo

RPG is worse with it. over there you know who looked and didn't because all the faces are regular or their posting everywhere else, then they want to pretend they wanna be your best friend ten minutes later out of guilt

Keep it to yourself though I'm not supposed to know :P

I'm extremely sensitive to insults and very romantically cheesy to girls. Then I try to be the tough guy when around my friends

I am Batman.

...I think I've covered just about all my issues and idiosyncrasies in other threads...but I'm sure I've got something for this one somewhere...

Pretending I've seen a movie and get by with saying ''oh yeah !!! or just laughing '' seriously I don't know how it works

I have thought of other things as well:

Sometimes when I crack jokes I offend people but I don't realize.I have a strange sense of humor and a lot of people get offended by my jokes.

When I get in an argument with some of my friends I always try to make them think that I am right and they are not even if they are.And in the end if I lose the argument I get mad and stop talking with them for a while.

Sometimes I watch some stupid animation that everyone hates and when they ask me if I have watched I always negate.