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#1 Edited by Enemybird (3216 posts) - - Show Bio

I've been thinking... Are they're any unwritten rules of comicvine that long time users know?

#2 Posted by King Saturn (223985 posts) - - Show Bio
a dark cloud descended upon this thread and a powerful voice began to speak saying these things.... 
I am the Lord thy God of Saturn heed these Commandments 
 
1. Thou Shall Not Take The Internet So Seriously... Have Fun and Be Respectful on ComicVine... POW  ! 
2. Thou Shall Not Cause Problems With The Lower Gods ( Moderators )... Lest Ye Be Terminated... POW  ! 
3. Thou Shall Not Spam Threads... POW  ! 
4. Thou Shall Not Bring Anime To The Battle Forums.... POW  ! 
5. Thou Shall Not Create Useless Threads Just To Finish Quests... POW  ! 
 
The Lord thy God of Saturn is Tired now... I have given you Five Commandments for Now.
#3 Posted by Odyssey_Dawn (84674 posts) - - Show Bio

Rule number one. F King Saturn and his false idle :P

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#4 Posted by inferiorego (22598 posts) - - Show Bio

There is actually some joke rules I have with some of the O.G. Viners called "Comic Vine Leviticus." However, those rules are all on my facebook page and not on here.

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#5 Edited by RazzaTazz (9576 posts) - - Show Bio
@ReVamp 
 
That's exactly what I was thinking
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#6 Posted by Enemybird (3216 posts) - - Show Bio

@King Saturn: Will i make it to comicvine heaven if i follow those commandments?

#7 Posted by k4tzm4n (39190 posts) - - Show Bio

You're wrong if Morpheus and/or The Creator disagree with you.

Klandicar: The name that shall not be spoken.

The battles thread was really created to laugh at the nonsense of fanboys.

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#8 Posted by Illuminatus (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:

You're wrong if Morpheus and/or The Creator disagree with you.

Add Buckshot too that and you've pretty much got it.
#9 Posted by k4tzm4n (39190 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: I'm set with the 2 I listed.

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#10 Posted by King Saturn (223985 posts) - - Show Bio
@Enemybird said:

@King Saturn: Will i make it to comicvine heaven if i follow those commandments?

yes
#11 Posted by Illuminatus (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n: Yeah? Well, Crossbones sucks. :)
#12 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (30075 posts) - - Show Bio

Kiara Sullivan is always right. ^_^

#13 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

Zoom always solos. =)

#14 Posted by k4tzm4n (39190 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: LIES.

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#15 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio
@Illuminatus said:
Add Buckshot too that and you've pretty much got it.
Chances are if any of the three disagree with you...you could be right but they have the same intimidation powers as Batman.They'll make you think you're wrong..one way or the other.
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#16 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32993 posts) - - Show Bio
@inferiorego said:

There is actually some joke rules I have with some of the O.G. Viners called "Comic Vine Leviticus." However, those rules are all on my facebook page and not on here.

Copy and paste?
#17 Posted by Illuminatus (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
@Illuminatus said:
Add Buckshot too that and you've pretty much got it.
Chances are if any of the three disagree with you...you could be right but they have the same intimidation powers as Batman.They'll make you think you're wrong..one way or the other.
That's an interesting way of explaining it. But, I think it's foolish too disagree with certain users on specific characters.  
 
Some examples: 
 
Morpheus-Just about everything 
Buckshot-Anything from WS. 
k4tz-Obscure street-levelers. 
Vance-Daredevil, Blue Marvel, Ms. Marvel. 
TGO-Thor/Nova.
#18 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32993 posts) - - Show Bio

Beware the WRATH OF THE RAINDROPS

#19 Posted by inferiorego (22598 posts) - - Show Bio

@spiderbat87 said:

@inferiorego said:

There is actually some joke rules I have with some of the O.G. Viners called "Comic Vine Leviticus." However, those rules are all on my facebook page and not on here.

Copy and paste?

Battles on a Tuesday between two meat eaters will be considered an affront to the lord. Comicvine Leviticus 1.1

Those with tattoos or markings in their skin shall not be allowed to battle. ComicVine Leviticus 1.2

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#20 Posted by JediXMan (30193 posts) - - Show Bio

@King Saturn said:

1. Thou Shall Not Take The Internet So Seriously... Have Fun and Be Respectful on ComicVine... POW !

Seems I'm a dirty law breaker, then.

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#21 Posted by BlackSuperSaiyan (50 posts) - - Show Bio
@Enemybird said:

@King Saturn: Will i make it to comicvine heaven if i follow those commandments?

Are you a kiss ass? lol
#22 Posted by _slim_ (13075 posts) - - Show Bio

The only rule that matters...

Don't f-ck with me, I won't f-ck with you.

That is all.

#23 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

@Vance Astro said:
@Illuminatus said:
Add Buckshot too that and you've pretty much got it.
Chances are if any of the three disagree with you...you could be right but they have the same intimidation powers as Batman.They'll make you think you're wrong..one way or the other.
That's an interesting way of explaining it. But, I think it's foolish too disagree with certain users on specific characters. Some examples: Morpheus-Just about everything Buckshot-Anything from WS. k4tz-Obscure street-levelers. Vance-Daredevil, Blue Marvel, Ms. Marvel. TGO-Thor/Nova.

You just killed me. I swear, I'm dead brah, I don't think its the kind of waking up I can come back from.

#24 Posted by Dernman (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

@ReVamp: I new you would have something to say about that.

#25 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't screw with mods who hold a grudge.

Would drop a name but I might be banned.

#26 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dernman said:

@ReVamp: I new you would have something to say about that.

LOL. Not making fun of TGO for real, but anybody who knows him and me, knows that it brings a smile to my face. God knows I can't get him to debate xD.

#27 Posted by _Cain_ (23666 posts) - - Show Bio

@utotheg38 said:

Don't screw with mods who hold a grudge.

Would drop a name but I might be banned.

COUGH ST-.....You know what? I'm too chickensh*t, Is that a rule?

#28 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - - Show Bio

Making hiphop song of the day threads Will forever engrave you're name int he CV Hall of Fame.

#29 Posted by WarMachineMarkV (1214 posts) - - Show Bio

- Do not blasphemy the name of popular characters and then complain when you are drowned in a flame war, you had it coming

- Now if you like wading through the gunfire....

#30 Posted by God_Spawn (37579 posts) - - Show Bio

Fantomex solos.

That is all.

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#31 Edited by _Zombie_ (10383 posts) - - Show Bio
  1. Be reasonable on the battle forums. Nobody likes a bats**t-crazy rabid fanboy who can't accept evidence that they are wrong.
  2. Generally, don't be a prick.
  3. Trolls are burned with fire here. We have bbq's once a week.
  4. Try to see other peoples' sides of the argument before you get into kind of debate with them, helps make you not sound like an an utter moron.
  5. Patience is a virtue and you are not always right.

Edit: Also, this might be hard, but admit when you're wrong.

#32 Posted by God_Spawn (37579 posts) - - Show Bio

@ZombieBigfoot said:

  1. Be reasonable on the battle forums. Nobody likes a bats**t-crazy rabid fanboy who can't accept evidence that they are wrong.
  2. Generally, don't be a prick.
  3. Trolls are burned with fire here. We have bbq's once a week.
  4. Try to see other peoples' sides of the argument before you get into kind of debate with them, helps make you not sound like an an utter moron.
  5. Patience is a virtue and you are not always right.

Edit: Also, this might be hard, but admit when you're wrong.

I'd like to add one more.

200 posts or less and you have not changed your avy, you are automatically counted as a troll.

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#33 Edited by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@King Saturn said:

5. Thou Shall Not Create Useless Threads Just To Finish Quests... POW !

It seems as though I broke a rule when I was once a n00b...and yes, I just said that.

#34 Posted by God_Spawn (37579 posts) - - Show Bio

If you say Whedon sucks, DH will eat you alive.

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#35 Edited by _Zombie_ (10383 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@ZombieBigfoot said:

  1. Be reasonable on the battle forums. Nobody likes a bats**t-crazy rabid fanboy who can't accept evidence that they are wrong.
  2. Generally, don't be a prick.
  3. Trolls are burned with fire here. We have bbq's once a week.
  4. Try to see other peoples' sides of the argument before you get into kind of debate with them, helps make you not sound like an an utter moron.
  5. Patience is a virtue and you are not always right.

Edit: Also, this might be hard, but admit when you're wrong.

I'd like to add one more.

200 posts or less and you have not changed your avy, you are automatically counted as a troll.

I change mine on roughly a bi-weekly basis, ever since around post 150 or something. Woohoo!

#36 Posted by nickthedevil (11875 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Black said:

Zoom always solos. =)

POW this is correct.

#37 Posted by Morgaine_Levesque (2095 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

If you say Whedon sucks, DH will eat you alive.

#38 Posted by inferiorego (22598 posts) - - Show Bio

Rule 37. Make sure to send Inferiorego an angry PM filled with misspelled words and cussing, so he doesn't get a big head.

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#39 Posted by Morgaine_Levesque (2095 posts) - - Show Bio

@inferiorego: I didn't know that robots had egos?

#40 Posted by inferiorego (22598 posts) - - Show Bio

@Morgaine_de_Bourbon said:

@inferiorego: I didn't know that robots had egos?

My love is real, even though I'm not.

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#41 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio

No hot chicks

except for the staff, of course.

#42 Posted by TheWholeDamnShow (758 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kiara_Sullivan said:

Kiara Sullivan is always wrong. :(

#43 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio
@Illuminatus said:
@k4tzm4n said:

You're wrong if Morpheus and/or The Creator disagree with you.

Add Buckshot too that and you've pretty much got it.
Buckshot's been wrong before, he's just incredibly persuasive.
#44 Posted by Illuminatus (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
@geraldthesloth said:
@Illuminatus said:
@k4tzm4n said:

You're wrong if Morpheus and/or The Creator disagree with you.

Add Buckshot too that and you've pretty much got it.
Buckshot's been wrong before, he's just incredibly persuasive.
He's like the Tao of ComicVine. 
#45 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio
@Illuminatus: Perfect example
#46 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

200 posts or less and you have not changed your avy, you are automatically counted as a troll.

You're so right, it's ridiculous.

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#47 Edited by Maniac2312 (927 posts) - - Show Bio

HAVE FUN X^D

DOH!.....Now it's written......

#48 Posted by Dane (10596 posts) - - Show Bio

The RPG forum is a creepy comic-book version of adult friend finder.

#49 Posted by Andy Steven Summers (5169 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dane: lmao

#50 Posted by WildValentine (289 posts) - - Show Bio

@spiderbat87 said:

Beware the WRATH OF THE RAINDROPS

STORM FANS. WORST.