Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
People don't ask Chuck Norris questions, Chuck Norris asks THEM questions.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories
Before going to bed every night, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why theres no sings of life there
Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonalds, and got one
If you have met a woman with crooked teeth, you have a met a woman that has given Chuck Norris a BJ.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris once got into a knife fight........the knife bled to death.
Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a loaded gun......and won.
Outer-space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
f you have a dollar, and Chuck Norris has a dollar........Chuck Norris ha more money than you.
Remember that movie Anaconda? It was filmed in Chuck Norris's pants.
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