The Prince of Conundrums

I think you've heard of this before but let's still post and try to answer a riddle.

*Riddler coming in*

"I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your Champagne bubble.

I f you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?"

*Batman coming in... thinking... answers...*

Can you guess the riddle?

No.